Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on February 8, 2010
THE FOLLOWING IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
Hello stuffie friends. This is Yellow Duckie, with an important public service announcement about arthroscopic surgery. You may have heard that arthroscopic surgery is a safe and effective treatment for many conditions, which is true, but you still must be sure to choose a qualified arthroscopic surgeon. Unfortunately, I did not have that option; stuffie rules require that I visit my PCP (or “primary canine playmate”) for all procedures, and my PCP is the infamous Dennis.
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Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on February 7, 2010
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay welkum to the sunday awards and meem and loot show!!! now for sum reezon it has ben a littel diffikult laytly for me to git selebritteez to reeturn my calls asking them to gest host but i fownd wun hoo wuz willing to appeer at the last minnit and at grate ekspense so pleez welkum speshul gest host howard the duck!!!
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Posted in Dogs, Vizslas | Tagged: awards, bad jokes, blog tag, bombs, Dogs, elmer fudd, howard the duck, loot, mango minster, memes, shirts, the running man, Vizslas | 25 Comments »
Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on February 6, 2010
Having received a magic potion from the ancient magician Egg Shen, we are preparing to seek out Lo Pan and end his reign of terror. In addition to the potion, Egg Shen also offers to supply us with a frightening array of weaponry. Surely when confronted with such an arsenal, Lo Pan will surrender without a fight!
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Posted in Dogs, Vizslas | Tagged: big trouble in little china, bombs, Dogs, gracie law, guns, jack burton, karate kid, magic potions, red bull, rockettes, saturday matinee, the computer wore tennis shoes, three storms, Vizslas, yoohoo | 19 Comments »
Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on February 5, 2010
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel heer we ar at the final instalment of my investigayshun into the misteeryus treetment wot trouble has ben gitting warning wot yoo ar abowt to see may mayk yoo go skweeeeeeeee!!! it involvs sharp poynty objekts and not only that it involvs needels!!! but oh first dada wants me to say a disklaymer that this is not an instrukshunal viddyo and he duznt hav enny speshul trayning and he is not a vet and blah blah blah oh shoor dada as if ennywun wood mistayk yoo for a vet wen the site of a needel mayks yoo cry like a baby!!! ok heer goze dont say i didnt warn yoo!!!
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Posted in Cats | Tagged: Cats, infections, moose, needles, saline, sharps, sharps containers, subcutaneous fluids, treatments | 38 Comments »
Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on February 4, 2010
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel my investigayshun into the misteeryus treetment trouble has ben gitting kontinyooz most reesently i hav diskoverd that trouble is beeing tayken to a seekret undisklozed fasility aka the bathrum and having stuf dun to her wile we dogs are lokd owt frum all the fun of watching her git tortcherd check it owt!!!
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Posted in Cats | Tagged: antibiotics, bathrooms, brushing, Cats, exposes, spa treatments, styrofoam, torture | 37 Comments »
Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on February 3, 2010
pee ess hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i am interrupting wurdless wensday to let yoo no that voting is open for sporty dogs at mango minster if yoo want to vote for me yoo can
visit mango minster heer!!! ok bye
Posted in Dogs, Vizslas | Tagged: arthritis, clutter, Dogs, ramps, stuffies, toys, traffic jams, Vizslas, wordless wednesday | 34 Comments »
Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on February 2, 2010
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel the mistry of wot is going on with trouble the kitty has only deepend as mama and dada hav ben ganging up on her and mayking her tayk a pil chek it owt!!!
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Posted in Cats | Tagged: antibiotics, Cats, exposes, happy pills, kitty rights, mace windu, morpheus, pillers, pills, sad pills, shaft, torture, viagra | 40 Comments »
Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on February 1, 2010
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as yoo may no my sister trouble the kitty wen she is not trying to destroy us dogs or tayk over the wurld or wotever likes to spend time as her alter ego a nineteen yeer old kitty hoo spends most of her time sleeping in her heeted cat boks wel i think her seekret identity must be blown becuz their has ben a rayd on her boks chek it owt!!!
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Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on January 31, 2010
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel with the dog blog wurld beeing fully engaydjd in mango minster at the moment things ar pritty slow on the awards and meem frunt i only hav wun award today and — wot??? the award is for trixie not for me??? inkonseevabul!!! let me verify that wun moment pleez!!!
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Posted in Dogs, Vizslas | Tagged: awards, blog tag, cupcakes, Dogs, flour, friends, memes, nom nom nom, pillsbury dough boy, ten things, Vizslas | 30 Comments »
Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on January 30, 2010
Having performed beyond expectations in my investigation of that creepy kid who claimed to see dead people, I have impressed Dr. Crowe enough to get another assignment. This one is more in my area of expertise, an anthropological study of clan rivalries in a community of largely Asian immigrants; or, as Dr. Crowe indelicately puts it, big trouble in Little China.
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Posted in Dogs, Vizslas | Tagged: big trouble in little china, Dogs, egg shen, electro, energy drinks, jack burton, malcolm crowe, metallica, nerds, potions, prime, red bull, saturday matinee, static electricity, transformations, trucks, Vizslas | 16 Comments »
