Dennis's Diary of Destruction

Featuring the exploits of Dennis the Rescue Vizsla, Tucker the Other Vizsla, Trixie the Mutt, and Trouble the Cat

7 fakts abowt me by dennis the vizsla dog

Posted by jamesviscosi on January 3, 2008

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog i got taggd by my frends at 4urpets so that meens im supposed to tell yoo seven fakts yoo dont know abowt me so heer goes ok

one i am afrayd of kitchen noises and bark at dada wen he is cooking or emptying the dishwasher or putting pots and pans away i dont know why but i just kant help it and ennyway hes reely noizy when hes in there

too i like to go owtside and sit behind the shiff … shiffl … the big leefy tree arownd by the bak corner of the howse but there are beez there now and mama wont let me go neer them i dont know why i cant play with those beez when i play with the ones i got for krismas

three it reely was me hoo tore up the chase lounj dont tell ennybody ok?

for i have scars all over most from before i kame to my new howse but one on my noze i got when i busted out of the metal krate

five my feet look like they belong on a rabbit

six mama and dada sumtimes call me “abe frohman the sausage king of chicago” for reezons i dont reely understand

seven i dont like to go owt in the car unless my brudder tucker the other vizsla dog comes along with me otherwise im nervous

well those are sum fakts about me i have to go lik whats left of myself now ok bye

5 Responses to “7 fakts abowt me by dennis the vizsla dog”

  1. goodbear said

    “abe frohman?…..the sausage king of chicago?” NICE REFERENCE! dennis, it is good that your parents dig their 80’s movies!

  2. 4urpets said

    Dennis,

    You did an excellent job for not knowing what a blog tag is. We really got to know you deep down inside.

    Since I just did my first blog tag, I forgot to mention on my blog that you should mention the person who tagged you and then link it.

    And then tag other friends of your with a link. This way you will get more readers. Have your dada go back to my blog to see how I did it! We’re all learning here. :)

  3. puppymom said

    Hey, Dennis! Thanks for letting us know all kinds of things about you. And I won’t tell anybody about the chase lounj. Your secret is safe with my and my pups.

  4. Thanks Goodbear, we are indeed Gen-Xers and we love our John Hughes movies. ;-)

  5. Rocket said

    I TOTALLY didn’t remember that “Abe Frohman” line until this weekend. Being the lazy Sunday afternoon bums we are — but only after a huge walk through the woods with Rocket Monster to chase Peter Rabbit and Phil Pheasant — …. flipping through the cable and landed on Ferris Bulers Day Off. I started cracking up at the restarunt scene. Dennis you give that scene a whole new meaning now.

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