loot!!!!!!!!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well i noo that wun day i wood strike it rich and it has finaly happend thanx to my gud frend kathryn at 4urpets and the empty nest just luk wot came in the mail for me today!!!!!!

urgent needed

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well i hav not herd bak from mr aruna on his confidenshul offer to giv me seven millyun dollers i bet he gayv it all to the motherless children and disabeld persuns forchunatly i hav reesevd anuther similer offer its not for as much munny but at leest unlike mr aruna this man is not such a hyoo … hyoomanit … filanthro … well ennyway he is not going on abowt orfans or ennything he is all bizness just like me ha ha ok bye

a skolarly treetis on nasty weeds

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well today wuz suppozd to be the last instalment of my kwest for the lost kong but dada has been a slacker abowt organizing the notes and pikchers from my final ekspedishun so insted i will present a new skolarly treetis

The Rooster Song

A while back, I mentioned that we (and by we I mean me) like to sing silly tunes to our animals.  Here’s an example of a little ditty with which I often serenade Tucker.  This is to the tune of “Luka” by Suzanne Vega off the album “Solitude Standing“.  That’s right, I’ve turned a wrenching song about child abuse into a song about my dog …

heeeeer i come to save the day!!!!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog my gud frend mercedes (who roolz) has discoverd my seecret identity see:

fotografs?

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i wuz in the garaj, um, garding it from rats wen i happend to find a big box ful of peeses of paper with pikchers on them i showd them to tucker and he sed they wer sumthing calld fotografs i dont no wot a fotograf is but i gess it wuz how peepel lukd at pikchers before they had dijital camras and compyooters ennyway i thawt i wood show yoo sum of wot i fownd

home alone three

mama is home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  and i didnt destroy ennything!!!!!!  mama sez i am the best boy ever and gayv me kisses and treets!!!!!!!!!  this home alone thing roks!!!!!!!  ok bye

home alone too

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well its been fifteen minnits and mama is still not home i am still wating for her but the furnicher is starting to whisper at me so i mite hav to go shred it we will see ok bye

home alone

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well i am not shoor wot is going on mama went owt sumware and she didnt put me in the krate this is verry verry stranje and i am not shoor wot to mayk of it wot shood i do shood i get nervus and tare up the furnicher or shood i just lie down sumware and wate for her to come bak maybe i will go see wot tucker and trixie are up to ok bye

happyness is beeing a vizsla

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog my gud frend kathryn at the empty nest taggd me with the tree of happyness just take a luk