happyness is beeing a vizsla
Posted by jamesviscosi on June 23, 2008
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog my gud frend kathryn at the empty nest taggd me with the tree of happyness just take a luk
now normaly i hav a sertin thing that i like to do to trees but sinse this is the tree of happyness i will refrane and insted i will tell yoo siks things that mayk me happy heer goze
firstly i am happy to hav a nise howse to liv in with fud and water and a soft bed and a famly that luvs me well eksept for trouble the kitty i dont think she luvs me verry much and akchooally i am not so shoor abowt tucker the other vizsla dog sumtimes but evrywun else luvs me and i luv all of them even trouble and tucker
secondly i am happy for going to ajility class becuz it fills me with so much confidense that i pranse arownd the feeld scratching the grownd with my feet and making shoor evrywun nos that dennis wuz their plus i get to ware my stylin kote hay tucker ware is yore stylin kote oh thats rite yoo just hav a silly bloo wun that luks like a cape ha ha
therdly i am happy that we got that erthkwake owt of the way see i told yoo their wuz going to be wun!!!!!
forthly i am happy that i get to go owt to visit my frends at dexters deli and kahoots and petsmart and my noo frends at the country feed store i reely like going owt and meeting peepel and listening to mama explane to them why my fur luks like it duz altho wen she pulls owt the old pikchoors of me to show them wot i yoozed to luk like it is a littel embarasing
fifthly i am happy for fiesta island!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the gratest off-leed park in sandy eggo i am happy that mama and dada tayk me their evry month or so ok so the first time i went their i thawt they were dumping me and ran all the way back to the car but the second time was a lot of fun and now i hav a gud time with all the other dogs and espeshly the other vizslas
sixthly i am so verry verry verry happy that mama has kwit her job to stay home with me all day evry day yaaaaaay no more going into the krate on weekdays and — wot? oh … mama sez she didnt kwit her job she is just off for the summer well maybe after she has been home with me for siks weeks she will deside that a classroom full of kids isnt so bad ha ha
ok so now i will pass sum kuttings from the tree of happyness on to siks of my blog frends lets see wot other doggeez mite enjoy a nise tree of happyness hmmm ……
- i think zoe at amandas howse wood like a tree for shade sinse the developers are cutting all her trees down
- and rio rocket cud yooze a tree ware he can sit and sip coffee from his mama and dadas cafe
- brisztow jones can hav wun becuz from wot i heer a tree grows in brooklyn so heers anuther wun
- wot cud be better than wun barking dog???? two barking dogs!
- and lavenderbay at voice of the turtle becuz lavender is a sort of tree right???
- and finally heers a tree going alllllll the way across the oshun to the mithical land of scotland ware the red girls liv i havnt seen them in a wile i think it is sumthing to do with the internashunal daytline
i hope evrywun enjoys the tree of happyness and just remember wen dennis sez to go sit in the bathtub yoo better do it ok bye
livingisdetail said
Dennis you were right after all about that earthquake. What a clever dog! You poor fellow worrying about being dumped again. That kind of thing happens with other dogs too. One of my parent’s dogs, Miss Zara, was adopted from an animal shelter. She was very happy to leave the shelter in the car but it took a while to get her back into it once she had settled into her new home. She thought she was going back to the shelter and she wasn’t going to let that happen. No way. Now she is fine with the car but she wasn’t so sure at first.
lavenderbay said
Wow, Dennis, thanks for the tree! It’s my first picture pass-along.
You know, I think you may be gifted. Jack, the little guy I babysit, was tested and found to be gifted, which basically means he’s brilliant; can’t spell; and occasionally has quirky behaviour, the meaning of which isn’t immediately obvious to others. Sound like any Vizsla we know?
The reason I think you’re brilliant is your proven knowledge of seismology, literature, and botany. The tree in Brooklyn is called the “tree of heaven” . And, while lavender isn’t a tree, bay is — and that’s exactly how I created my username, from two of my houseplants. You’re the first to know.
twobarkingdogs said
Dennis, thanks so much for the tree of happiness I like trees a lot but not as much as Cosmo .. I guess you know why, huh? boys and all that stuff .. thanks for the tip about the earthquake because I agree that sleeping in the bathtub is a great idea anyway since that is where I hang out during thunderstorms do you get thunderstorms where you live? because they are absolutely the worst and they make me shake and pant so if that is what earthquakes do then hanging out in the bathtub is the thing to do. Your friend, Clover
Denny,
You rock!
Coz
Kathryn said
Dennis,
I am glad you like your tree. You are one happy fella, and you make me happy too.
I would like to tell you one thing..do not ever worry again that you are going to be dumped. Your mama and dada would never do that to you because they know you are a genius and will be making billions of dollars soon.
Gina said
I’m so glad mama is there with you this summer, Dennis! I know you are loving that. Wow! You get to go to some great places int he community. That’s fun. Your writing always makes me smile Dennis.
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di and redgirls in Scotland said
oh dear wee pal dennis we do come to your blog a lot it’s just that our PA is rubbish about leaving comments. We have fretted about Tucker and wondered about your seismic instincts and recently we found your rescue story and pics. Well. No wonder you cannot spell.
THANK YOU for our happy tree cutting. Well as you know. We live in Scotland. Which has about 5 gazillion trees. Mostly connie ferous (ha we could get used to this sp? thing) Dear Dennis now where are we to plant our happy tree ? Redgirls are thinking really hard (ouch)Thank you for the honour of your gift.
Mercedes said
Congratulations to you! Dennis~you have so many things that make you happy! You are also caring to think of all of your doggy buddies to pass this on too! Good for you!
Rocket said
Thank you for this gift. At the moment mom & dad would like to take a chunk of the tree trunk and whack it across a few peoples heads in hopes it might move along the contruction of the cafe. Through no fault of their own things are a real nightmare. Mom says one day they are going to write a book “Cuppy’s & Us” because this venture has a similar story as Marley & Me. They don’t yet know the ending. Maybe you could be a contributor or an editor.
Humbly yours,
Rocket