hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel as yoo may hav red we all got skunkd agin eksept for tucker becuz he wuz too slow ha ha better luck nekst time tucker ennyway their ar too mane wayz for dogs to get owt of the howse heer their is the sliding door in the kitchen and the dog door in the bedroom wen it gets dark the door in the kitchen is yoozhually closed up tite but in the bedroom mama and dada like to let the air in and so they leev the skreen door open in the summer and wot we fownd owt is that if yoo run at a skreen door reely fast like for instanse if their is a skunk owtside yoo will bust thru the skreen and keep going howevr mama and dada calld this an unawthorizd dog door and they did this to stop us:
Archive for July, 2008
i chose not to predikt it
Posted by jamesviscosi on July 29, 2008
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel yoo may hav herd that we just had a larj erthkwayk in the neerby mithical sitty of los angeles we ar all fine down heer in sandy eggo altho we did get shakn arownd for a fyoo sekunds
as yoo may remembr i hav the power to predikt erthkwayks howevr i chose not to predikt this wun becuz i dont want mama and dada to become complaysent or send me off for sientific eksperiments or try to awkshun off my majical abiliteez i may chooz to predikt the nekst wun or i may chooz not to we will see ha ha ok bye
Posted in Dogs, Vizslas | Tagged: chino hills, Dogs, earthquakes, los angeles, predictions, Vizslas | 10 Comments »
skunkalishus … oh i cant evn remembr ennymore
Posted by jamesviscosi on July 29, 2008
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel sumbuddy left the bak dor open last nite after dark and yoo no wot that meenz:
Posted in Dogs, Vizslas | Tagged: baths, Dogs, skunks, Vizslas | 13 Comments »
mama and dada went to the wild animal park and all i got wuz nothing
Posted by jamesviscosi on July 28, 2008
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel thru carefull investigashun and steeling dadas camra i hav discuvrd ware mama and dada went all day yesterday they went to the wild animal park in the mithical sitty of escondido with sum of dadas cuzzins and they didnt bring me bak ennything to eet or play with not evn wun of these:
Posted in Dogs, Vizslas | Tagged: animals, balloons, breeding facilities, cheetahs, chrome poles, elephants, escondido, giraffes, lions, lorikeets, pudus, san diego wild animal park, signs, trams, velociraptors, white rhinos, zoos | 9 Comments »
Kongfellas
Posted by jamesviscosi on July 26, 2008
I failed to retrieve the Giant Kong from the Kraken before he passed it to the notorious Piranha Brothers. Now I’ve learned that the Piranha Brothers have fenced it to some mobsters in order to keep it away from the fearsome hedgehog Spiny Norman. I cannot let this archaeological treasure languish forever in some kingpin’s lair; it belongs to the world, not the underworld. And so, I must go undercover.
Posted in Dogs, Vizslas | Tagged: archeology, Dogs, gangsters, goodfellas, kongs, mobsters, saturday matinee, spiny norman, the piranha brothers, Vizslas | 7 Comments »
i stil hav my tale for now
Posted by jamesviscosi on July 25, 2008
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel rather than just cut off my tale like i thawt they mite the vetnameez person desided to tayk sampels of my warts and send them for sumthing calld cytology i dont no why the vetnameez man thinks he can just tayk free sampels of wotever he wants i gess he must be the kind of persun wot fills up his playt with kanapays at a dinnr party ha ha
Posted in Dogs, Vizslas | Tagged: cancer, caviar, checkups, Dogs, heart murmurs, histiocytomas, home, sebaceous adenitis, veterinarians, Vizslas, warts | 16 Comments »
The Life Preserver
Posted by jamesviscosi on July 24, 2008
Well, hello there, Trixie. Why are you wearing that life preserver? Are you going for a swim?
Posted in Dogs | Tagged: allergies, cortisone, Dogs, hare krishnas, honey, shaved, tattoos | 13 Comments »
the tail of the tale
Posted by jamesviscosi on July 23, 2008
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well a fyoo weeks ago i menshund that altho i hav a wart on my tale i am not a witch howevr the witch huntrs keep trying to bern me and so mama sez the wart has to come off and — wot??? oh mama sez it has to come off becuz it keeps getting eeritaytd and bleeding not becuz of the witch huntrs wel thats a gud reezon too
Posted in Dogs, Vizslas | Tagged: allergies, alternative energy, dermatologists, Dogs, electricity, generators, tails, veterinarians, Vizslas, warts, witch hunters, witches | 8 Comments »
