im not a witch im NOT a witch!!!!
Posted by jamesviscosi on July 3, 2008
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well the majical mistery vet told mama that the thing on the end of my tail is a wart i dont no eksactly wot a wart is but im told that having wun meens that yoo ar a witch or possibly that yoo ar mayd of wood or even that yoo way the same as a duck i am pretty shoor i am not a witch becuz i hav been trying to turn trouble the kitty into a newt for kwite sum time and it hasnt worked yet i am also pretty shoor i am not mayd of wood becuz yoo cant bild a bridge owt of me so therefore i must way the saym as a duck i may hav to ask the cinema gypsy to way her duck and see if it is ways 52 pownds
ennyway it seems i am stuck with this wart for now the majical mistery vet sez they dont like to operate on warts that are on the tale becuz they dont heel very fast well i gess it cud be wurse i could be old like tucker ha ha ok bye
goodbear said
time to visit the castle anthrax! and to remove that blasted carrot from your nose!
Patrick and Jackson said
Maybe you are witch and you need to go to hogwarts to hone your skills?
Tony said
Oh no a witch Vizla
Throw him into the pond!!!
Now go away or we shall taunt you a second time….
lavenderbay said
“Witch” just means “wise one”, Dennis. If you can tell us the velocity of an African Swallow carrying a coconut against a 10 km/hr wind, you may very well be a witch. That beats being a toad, doesn’t it?
Kathryn said
Dennis,
put a string around your wart, turn around and chase your tail while you say, “Trouble is a good kitty”, put some pig powder on your favorite bone and bury it in the back yard. In no time, let’s say 5 months your wart will go away. No…really it will…Yeah that’s right.
Gina said
Haha to Kathryn’s comment. Your wart will go away soon…you witch..uh, uh I mean you watch!
Mercedes said
Kathryn-you are too funny!
Dennis~I am trying to catch up on passing my awards on before vacation! I Big red puffy heart your blog Award just for you…or you can share it with your siblings!
3dfoto said
My nurse tells me that duct tape is supposed to smother warts. It’s worth a try, plus you’d look cool with a silver-tipped tail!
Daisy said
My mom sez to put egg white on it from the inside of an egg shell and save your nail clippings for one month.Then on the fool moon you have to do a little dance and your wart will become a fairy princess who will fly off to the moon. I think she it nuts personally, but I thought I would relay the message anyway.
Tony said
You could just bend around & gnaw it off with your teeth…..
Tony said
However I think Daisy’s mum’s suggestion seems the most practical
Rocket Man said
Don’t tell Trixie! Let her think you’re a witch and run around casting spells upon her. Psych her out!
Kitty said
I would like to see a 52 pownd duck. LOL.
Of course that would make some really good duck sauce piquant. just sayin’.
Cute blog.
the tail of the tale « Dennis’s Diary of Destruction said
[...] hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well a fyoo weeks ago i menshund that altho i hav a wart on my tale i am not a witch howevr the witch huntrs keep trying to bern me and so mama sez the wart has to [...]