tuckdate
Posted by jamesviscosi on July 3, 2008
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog yoo may be wundering “wot is a tuckdate has dennis compleetly lost his unkanny command of the inglish langwij” well never feer this is just a wurd i hav mayd up to describe a tucker update wich i am abowt to convay to yoo now ok heer goze
well as i menshund a kuple of weeks ago mama has started tayking tucker to a majical mistery vet in the mithical sitty of norco becuz the regular vets havnt been abel to figger owt wot is rong with him they shood ask me i cud tel them a thing or too ennyway mama had dada mayk up a chart so she cud keep trak of how tucker twitches it is verry sientific like the sort of thing i will fund wunse thoze nise bankers in africa come thru with my munny heer is a sampel chart frum toozday
eech skware represents wun second and wen tucker has a twitch mama records it in the app .. approp … in the rite skware along with a rating of how strong the twitch was we call this the twitchter scale ha ha ennyway mama thinks tuckers spasms are becoming milder and less freekwent so thats a gud thing she mayks theez reedings using the latest in teknology so they must be akyoorit see:
mama is going to see the majical mistery vet agin today and i am coming along this time so he can luk at a weerd blister on the end of my tail dada thinks it is just a scab but mama wurreez abowt me yoo no how mamas are wurree wurree wurree after that mama sez i wil hav mor swimming lessins with dadas cuzzin i dont no why i need thoze wen i alreddy no how to swim but as long as their ar treets involvd i am their
ennyway i wanted to let evrywun no that tucker seems to be dooing wel with the treetments from the majical mistery vet altho he stil has plenty of internal wind let me tell yoo ha ha ok bye
goodbear said
glad he’s doing better!
have fun at the mystery vet.
Buster.B. Brown said
My dear Dennis,
I would like to hire your mama as a lab assistant. She’s obviously expert at using highly sophisticated scientific equipment.
Yrs.,
B3
Daisy said
Dennis I must tell you about some very yummy treats that you must tell your mamma about!
Mercedes said
Howdy Dennis! I am glad Tucker is doing better. Your mom sure does care about you guys! Be checking your mail in the near future…;)
Gina said
Wow Dennis. That is a pretty sophisticated-looking chart. But those antique, gigantic computers…amazing!!! I’m glad Tucker is better.
Tony said
Good to see Tucker is improving.
A question: what program do you use to put one picture onto another like that. I tried Microsoft Paint that came with Windows but after I “cut out” the image I always get a white square around it. Dennis, Please provide technical assistance.
Kathryn said
Yes Dennnis, Dada is quite artistic. If I knew as much as your dada, I would have more people visit my blog.
Glad Tucker is doing better!
Have a happy 4th of July. Don’t let the fireworks freak you out.
twobarkingdogs said
Glad to hear Tucker is doing better. Stay safe tomorrow …
livingisdetail said
I am happy to hear that Tucker is feeling better. Take care Dennis, and don’t be too worried about having a checkup.
Patrick and Jackson said
Hopefully they get Tucker all sorted out soon. He is very lucky to have such a loving attentive mommy and daddy!
Tony said
Thanks Dennis I will check out the Gimp. Apologies for implying the picture was doktord.
lavenderbay said
That’s quite the sophisticated beauty salon, Dennis! No wonder those places make me nervous. Will you post a picture of Tucker’s highlights after the cap came off?
Message encodee pour Jacques: je suis tres contente que Tucker semble aller mieux.