Dennis's Diary of Destruction

Featuring the exploits of Dennis the Rescue Vizsla, Tucker the Other Vizsla, Trixie the Mutt, and Trouble the Cat

hoos that hapless dog puppet?

Posted by jamesviscosi on July 4, 2008

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well in that box of pikchers that i menshuned a wile ago i hav fownd a verry disterbing pikcher of sumwun hoo luks like a yunger verzhon of dada doing sumthing very straynj with sum dog i hav never seen before tayk a luk

xscan00000031

as yoo can see this yunger verzhon of dada appeerz to be performing a ven … ventrilo … he appeerz to be throwing his voyse and is yoozing a hapless daksund dog as his puppet i can just imajin how it mite go:

dada:
“say hello to the folks hapless daksund dog puppet”
dada:
<tayks a drink of water>
hddp:
“hello to the folks”

oh the humanity!!!!!!  but that is not the wurst part of it nor is the wurst part of it dadas haircut nor is it dadas swetter no the wurst part is on the wall behind him yes thats rite dadas wall appeerz to be decorated with cut up cd boxes and if i am not mistayken that is the bottom corner of the map from the wurld of greyhawk dunjins and draggins campayn modjyool beeing yoozed as a poster on dadas wall egad do yoo all no wot this meens?????????

dada is a nerd!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh the horror … the horror …

11 Responses to “hoos that hapless dog puppet?”

  1. goodbear said

    dennis, how old is he in this picture?
    what you’ve found here dennis….is gold. have trouble explain the concept of blackmail to you…

  2. Kathryn said

    Dennis,

    I figure this picture was probably taken in the mid to late 80’s when Dungeons and Dragons was popular (I know…my son was a D&D Nerd too). I could never quite figure out all the hub bub.

    Yes, Dennis that picture is priceless!

    Dennis says: hello kathryn that is a gud gess the bak of the pikcher sez 6/90 so if it was taken arownd that time and dada was born in july 1969 then … lets see … carry the wun … that means dada was abowt 140 yeerz old in that pikcher wow he luks gud for his ayje ok bye

  3. Gina said

    I guess your dada has always loved dogs Dennis. That’s what makes him such a good pet parent to you. He looks really young. Nerds rock!

  4. Mercedes said

    Woohoo~You now have a picture to blackmail Dada with-lol! My older brother was into D & D too! Your Dada loves doggies! Jedd always had Dachshunds (how do you really spell this-aaahhh) when he was growing up!

  5. Daisy said

    Hmmm. Mom sez that nerds are nice and smart. Shhh I think she is a nerd but wont admit it.

  6. 3dfoto said

    Awww… the little thing looks just like our “Miss Marple” of fond memory…

  7. [...] friend Dennis-The-Viszla wrote a post today exposing his Dad’s wilder side from days gone by. So James, if you can be [...]

  8. lavenderbay said

    Dennis, your younger dada — if that’s who it is, and not an impersonating Ninja Hedgehog — looks fine. Luckily I don’t keep old photos; I have memories of the boys at the high school proms of my day wearing powder-blue three-piece suits and curly perms. Talk about horror!

  9. twobarkingdogs said

    Dennis, boy do you have a treasure of pictures for future blackmail. I bet if you look, you will find a picture of Dada with a very odd haircut called a “mullet” .. that should be worth a couple of extra dog bones!

  10. [...] of this visit by contacting the top secret sowrse wot gayv me such other aynchent fotografs like this wun so now i present to yoo scanned thirty yeer old [...]

  11. [...] luk mama is playing with wot appeerz to be the hapless dog puppet wot i saw in sum erlier [...]

Leave a Reply

XHTML: You can use these tags: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <pre> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>