Dennis's Diary of Destruction

Featuring the exploits of Dennis the Rescue Vizsla, Tucker the Other Vizsla, Trixie the Mutt, and Trouble the Cat

wot duz inkonkloosiv meen?

Posted by jamesviscosi on August 1, 2008

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel i hav herd that the sytolojy on my warts has come bak inkonkloosiv wich is a big wurd wot i had to luk up in the dikshunerry and it turns owt that it meens the sytolojist cant tel wot my warts ar they cud be histiosytomas or they cud be inflaymd sebayshus glands or they cud be that “c” wurd that nobody wants to say howevr mama thinks they ar starting to go away on there own and they havnt been bleeding as much so the vetnameez persun sed it wuz okay to watch them for a fyoo weeks and see wot happens so ennyway i gess that wot this all meens is that mama payd sumbuddy lots of munny to say they dont no wot my warts reely ar wich i cud hav dun for free but oh wel mama is silly that way ok bye

9 Responses to “wot duz inkonkloosiv meen?”

  1. Gina said

    Because mama loves you, you sweet baby wot spells bad.

  2. goodbear said

    going away on their own. that’s a good sign!

    maybe they’re a reaction to over exposure to pig powder. or the gopher broke’s nuclear reactor was leaking…

  3. Healing is good!! Sending you no more spot juju.

    Gabby

  4. Bye-bye warts, you go now.

  5. daisydog said

    I hope that the warts go away very quickly! Your momma loves you very much, my momma loves me too BTW.

    Dennis says: and wel she shood becuz yoo ar a verry kyoot pink girl!!!! ok bye

  6. lavenderbay said

    So maybe the vet won’t have to give you any spot remover after all? Silly warts, causing all that worry.

  7. Shadow said

    i too like things that go away by themselves!

  8. Rocket said

    Inconclusive is better than bad conclusion I guess. I know your mom/dad will be keeping a very close eye on the situation.

  9. Tony said

    Why not pass them onto a Pig….
    There may be one around somewhere that wants to be a Warthog.
    You lose the warts, piggy gets to be a warthog, everybody’s happy, no problems anymore.
    OK now that’s fixed I’ll go & solve Mr. Bush’s Iraq problem :)

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