STYLIN’
Posted by jamesviscosi on August 11, 2008
HELLO HUMAN SERVANTS, THIS IS TROUBLE THE KITTY. I HAVE HEARD THAT THERE ARE SOME UNKIND RUMORS GOING AROUND THAT I HAVE SOME SORT OF GRUDGE AGAINST BIG CLUMSY DOGS THAT STEP ON ME, BUT NOTHING COULD BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH. TO PROVE IT, I AM GOING TO DO SOMETHING NICE FOR MY HOUSEMATE, THE BIG CLUMSY FURRY BLACK DOG THAT STEPS ON ME (SOMETIMES CALLED “TRIXIE”).
AS YOU MAY KNOW, NOT LONG AGO, THE BIG CLUMSY FURRY BLACK DOG GAVE HERSELF A BALD SPOT BECAUSE I SPRINKLED ITCH POWDER IN HER BED — UMM, THAT IS, BECAUSE OF HER ALLERGIES. I AM A CAT, AND CATS ARE SUPERIOR (AS THEY ARE IN ALL THINGS) GROOMERS, SO I AM GOING TO GROOM MY HOUSEMATE AND MAKE HER BALD SPOT UNNOTICEABLE. OKAY, TRIXIE, JUST COME AND SIT IN THE BARBER CHAIR THAT I’VE PREPARED FOR YOU IN THE BACK YARD. PURR PURR PURR.
GOOD GIRL. NOW, HANG ON TIGHT WHILE I THROW THE HYDRAULIC LEVER TO RAISE THE CHAIR UP IN THE AIR SO I CAN HAVE A BETTER ANGLE TO WORK ON YOU.
OOPS! THAT MUST HAVE BEEN THE WRONG LEVER. I HAD NO IDEA THAT THOSE BALLOONS WERE STRONG ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY LIFT THE BARBER CHAIR OFF THE GROUND; THEY WERE JUST SUPPOSED TO MAKE THE WHOLE EXPERIENCE MORE FUN FOR THE BIG CLUMSY FURRY BLACK DOG THAT STEPS ON ME. OH WELL. EASY COME, EASY GO. PURR PURR PURR.
goodbear said
i’m going to miss trixie….sigh…
S. Le said
LOL! COULDN’T HAPPEN TO A NICER DOG! HA! ~ THE EVIL FRED AND GEORGE BOFUR
Dozer said
Now I is glad I has short short furs so I dont have to go to the groomer cause it looks scary. Trixie good thing you have long furs to keep you warm since those big hills have snows on them! Somebody put snows in my yard once and it wuz cold.
Gina said
Trouble, every time you start to do or say something bad, you purr. I don’t know why these sweet dogs haven’t caught on to you by now.
Tuffy
Sharon said
Trouble! Now that you have sent them all off aren’t you going to be lonely? No one to pick on, no one to snark at?? Think about it.
And by the way, I DON”T step on cats, so no need of you visiting me.
Rusty said
The above comment was from me, Rusty, not mom. But she doesn’t step on cats either.
Daisy the Curly Cat said
I want to get one of those hydraulic levers for myself!
Rocket said
Trouble …….what comes around goes around. You better watch it.
twobarkingdogs said
Trouble … You best watch it, I hear gophers are not fond of cats!
daisydog said
oh no trouble. i am going to send tascally roscoe over to visit you!
lavenderbay said
Trouble, dear, I hope your chemistry is better than mine. From what I can see, when that molecular structure seeds the clouds, it’s gonna rain over your hometown for forty days and forty nights.