WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE?
Posted by jamesviscosi on August 15, 2008
HELLO HUMAN SERVANTS, THIS IS TROUBLE THE KITTY. IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THERE ARE RUMORS THAT ONE OR MORE OF THE BIG CLUMSY DOGS WHO STEP ON ME HAVE BEEN RESCUED. I WOULD LIKE TO ADDRESS THESE RUMORS BY — HANG ON, SOMEONE IS OUTSIDE MY BOX.
AS I WAS SAYING, THESE RUMORS ARE COMPLETELY UNFOUNDED, AND … HANG ON, SOMEONE ELSE IS OUT THERE NOW.
THAT THING SMELLED LIKE A WET RUG. ANYWAY, AS I WAS SAYING, THESE — OH, NOW WHAT?
WELL, THAT GUY MADE ME GIVE HIM ALL MY SEA CUCUMBER TREATS, MY CATNIP PLANT, A BAG OF LITTER, AND MY ENTIRE STASH OF RUM BEFORE HE WOULD GO AWAY. HE ALSO SAID I SHOULD GO LOOK IN THE LIVING ROOM. MAYBE HE LEFT ME A PRESENT!
IF ANYONE NEEDS ME I’LL BE IN MY BOX.
Amanda D said
haha! all the dogs came back with alien eyes
goodbear said
now that’s drama and intrigue!
Gina said
hehehehe Thank goodness you’re back home safe. Pirate Jack sounded like he was reciting “The House That Jack Built”. I love happy endings…well it’s not happy for Trouble.
PennyCat said
wow, and the only guest I had was a stupid spider!
twobarkingdogs said
They’re back! and They’re Glowing! Are you sure they’re the same dogs? They could be some mutant clones! Be careful Trouble!
daisydog said
oh we are very glad that everyone is safe and sound. you gys better be careful of trouble!he IS BIG trouble! i gotta go put aloe on my sunburn (from being in the mojave dessrt to long).
Rocket said
Oh thank goodness you’re back!
Riley & Tiki said
Poor Trouble! We outnumber our dog 2 to 1. We think you need at least 5 kitty siblings to move in with you. That would even the score. Purr Purr Purr
Jennifer said
Waaaait… Trouble, how did you get rum in the first place??
Well, sorry about how it ended for you. But it makes for a good story.
Daisy the Curly Cat said
Curses, foiled again!
Trouble, I like your dark, scribble-y thoughts.
Rusty said
YEA! Dennis, Tucker, and Trixie are back! What an adventure! Watch out for Trouble, guys! No telling what he’ll do now that his evil plots have been “foiled.”
Barklove,
Rusty
Karen Jo said
You made a good try, Trouble, but all the dogs came back again. Maybe you can convince them now that stepping on you is a BAD idea.
Shadow said
heee heee heee, the smug superior kitty rules again!
Molly said
Trouble you can do it! Those woofies had help so that wasnt fair.
lavenderbay said
I haven’t seen the “Pirates” film with the classic line about channeling Keith Richards, so Trouble’s question to Jack was a complete surprise and had me ROFL. Thanks for my hyperventilation of the day!
S. Le said
DON’T TELL THEM WHERE WE LIVE!! ~ THE EVIL FRED & GEORGE BOFUR
TheAgedCat said
Holey-moley, Trouble! And after a day like that, you needed your “enulose.”
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[...] health. It is enough to send any self-respecting feline running for a bottle of what Trouble the Cat, at Dennis’s Diary of Destruction euphemistically calls her “enulose,” though in [...]