hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel tooday is halloweenee and yoo no wot that meenz:
Archive for October, 2008
happy halloweenee!
Posted by jamesviscosi on October 31, 2008
Posted in Dogs, Vizslas | Tagged: begging, costumes, Dogs, dumpsters, ex-cons, futurama, garbage, halloween, prisoners, professor farnsworth, trash, trick or treat, Vizslas | 26 Comments »
giv me my identity bak!!!
Posted by jamesviscosi on October 30, 2008
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i wuz owt on the internets today and luk at this ad wot i came across:
Posted in Dogs, Vizslas | Tagged: aarp, advertisements, assets, bankruptcy, creditors, divided we fail, Dogs, identity theft, insurance, pet insurance, Vizslas | 23 Comments »
that wuz a close wun mama!!!
Posted by jamesviscosi on October 29, 2008
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel it has ben a wile sinse i hav gawn thru dadas boks of old pikchers so i thawt i wood do a littel more rummadjing and heer is wot i fownd all i can say is that mama is lucky to be alive today!!!!
Posted in Dogs | Tagged: 90s, dachshunds, Dogs, grammy, halloween, old pictures, prints, swimming pools, vampires, west highland white terriers, westies | 22 Comments »
sertifikat of appreesheeayshun
Posted by jamesviscosi on October 28, 2008
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay luk at this luvly sertifikat wot i got frum my gud frend tony:
Posted in Cats, Dogs, Vizslas | Tagged: awards, certificates, doghouse of justice, Dogs, flat tony, hardwood floors, janitors, polishing, trophy room, Vizslas, wooden beams | 13 Comments »
me vs the tennis bal of deth
Posted by jamesviscosi on October 27, 2008
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel as yoo may hav herd i met up with my noo frends joey and kealani at the fabeld top seekret dog park now joey and kealani alreddy noo abowt it so i didnt hav to eet them to protekt the seekret like i did with flat tony even tho dada spoyld my efort then by reassembling him dada wil be sorry wen flat tony blabs to the press abowt ware the top seekret dog park can be fownd!!!! wel ennyway we had a gud time playing with joey and kealani and the other dogs at the park
Posted in Dogs, Vizslas | Tagged: chuckit, dog paddle, dog parks, Dogs, friends, giant squids, krakens, monsters, ponds, saturday matinee, swimming, tennis balls, Vizslas | 22 Comments »
hypnodisk folleez
Posted by jamesviscosi on October 26, 2008
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel as yoo no i resently recuvrd my hypnotic flying disk from trouble the soopervillin kitty and i hav ben putting it to its orijinal intended yoose of chaysing it arownd the bakyard:
Posted in Dogs, Vizslas | Tagged: charlie brewster, Dogs, fetch, fright night, halloween, hypnotic disks, lazy dada, pointing, retrieving, vampires, Vizslas | 15 Comments »
going ballistic
Posted by jamesviscosi on October 25, 2008
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i am sorry to wunse agin miss a satterday matinay but my department sekreterry aka dada is busy wunse agin taking trouble the kitty to the vet for a rooteen checkup and maybe to find owt why she keeps trying to tayk ovr the wurld and so he has not had time to prepayr my laytest dispatch for yoo i wood dok his salry if he got wun ha ha
Posted in Dogs, Vizslas | Tagged: ballistic racers, certificates, Dogs, flyball, graduation, grease, los angeles river, racing, the scorpions, the t-birds, Vizslas | 18 Comments »
animal plannit sez hello
Posted by jamesviscosi on October 24, 2008
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot??? i got an email from animal plannit dijital meedia saying how much they like my diry of destrukshun isnt that neet??? i gess wurd of my derring doo has mayd it all the way to there hedkwarters in the mithical sitty of silver springs maryland ennyway the nice lady frum animal plannit dijital meedia wanted me to let evrywun no that vizsla dogs such as myself wil be feetcherd on the famus dokyoomentry televizhun show dogs 101 tomorrow so be shoor to watch it unfortchoonatly i wil not be apeering on the show myself becuz of a skedjooling conflikt but yoo no how that goze wen yoo ar a selebritty such as myself
Posted in Announcements, Dogs, Vizslas | Tagged: animal planet, cromulent, destruction, documentaries, Dogs, dogs 101, home deprovement, home improvement, it's me or the dog, meerkat manor, meerkats, television, Vizslas, world's ugliest dog, world's whiniest dog | 16 Comments »
taysts like chikken
Posted by jamesviscosi on October 23, 2008
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel it seems that more viddyo has surfasd from last weeks so calld orjy of destrukshun wot i am shoor yoo hav red abowt in all the paypers wel first let me just say that theez viddyos do not show the owrs and owrs ware i just sit kwietly lissening to the soothing myoozik wot puts mama to sleep and second yoo hav to put the viddyo in the proper contekst wich is how i sayvd the wurld ok so lets just confrunt this viddyo hed on heer it is:
Posted in Dogs, Vizslas | Tagged: aliens, chaise lounge, destruction, Dogs, eggs, home alone, leather furniture, parasites, pillows, Vizslas | 20 Comments »
veenus flytrap
Posted by jamesviscosi on October 22, 2008
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay mama and dada hav reesently brawt home a veenus flytrap now at first i thawt they wer tawking abowt the famus dj wot yoozd to be living on the air in cincinnati but no insted its this gross plant wot they supposedly are hoping will eet all the fliez in the kitchen heer yoo can see that it has alreddy kawt wun:
Posted in Dogs, Vizslas | Tagged: audrey ii, carnivorous plants, counter surfing, Dogs, flies, kitchens, little shop of horrors, plants, venus flytraps, Vizslas, wkrp in cincinnati | 24 Comments »
