animal plannit sez hello
Posted by jamesviscosi on October 24, 2008
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot??? i got an email from animal plannit dijital meedia saying how much they like my diry of destrukshun isnt that neet??? i gess wurd of my derring doo has mayd it all the way to there hedkwarters in the mithical sitty of silver springs maryland ennyway the nice lady frum animal plannit dijital meedia wanted me to let evrywun no that vizsla dogs such as myself wil be feetcherd on the famus dokyoomentry televizhun show dogs 101 tomorrow so be shoor to watch it unfortchoonatly i wil not be apeering on the show myself becuz of a skedjooling conflikt but yoo no how that goze wen yoo ar a selebritty such as myself
animal plannit is of korse the home of such famus dokyoomentreez as its me or the dog wot is abowt peepul hoo ar on the verdj of gitting rid of there hyooman companyuns becuz of korse yoo no they are not going to git rid of there dogs and also wurlds ugleeest dog wich is abowt my brother tucker ha ha no im just kidding tucker is ackchooally on wurlds winiest dog
animal plannit wuz also the home of the famus epik meerkat manner wich wunse gest starrd mama and dada:
doneas my gud frend twobarkingdogs has poynted owt the meerkats luk verry much like ninja hedjhogs and there burlger type masks mayk them luk verry suspishus howevr dada ashoors me that meerkats ar in fakt sum sort of weezel wich im not shoor is reely verry diffrent frum a ninja hedjhog i will hav to investigayt this socalld meerkat manner further and find owt eksaktly wot they ar up to and why mama and dada wer kavorting with them
ennyway i am shoor this is only the first step toward me getting my verry own televizhun dokyoomentry seereez in order to mayk this eezeer on animal plannit i hav alreddy begun wurking on my own promoshunal mateeryul heer is an eksampel:
dada sez deproovment duznt reely meen ennything but i think its a perfektly cromulent wurd wot duz dada no ennyway its not like hes a writer or sumthing ha ha ennyway keep an eye owt for my show im shoor it wil be coming soon!!!!! ok bye
twobarkingdogs said
Woohoo! I always knew you were a star! Oh, and don’t those Meerkats(sp?) look a lot like Ninja Hedgehogs?
daisydog said
Oh dear Dennis Roscoe is going to be sooo jealous! He really wanted to get to Hollywood, maybe you can create sometime of small role for him in your feature film!
Amanda said
O that is too cool! Congratulations! And I love your Season One picture.
lavenderbay said
Dennis, you might want to tell Dada for next time that it isn’t very cromulent to be out skidooing when there’s so little snow on the ground.
Vampy Vic said
Wow Dennis that is pretty something you IZ a big celeb ifs you wos contacted by the animal paparazzi!!! I iz a little awestruck!
I like your new pilot and I thinks de-provement iz a word, I mean it’s not like we do not know what it means or anything… hey we can re-write the dictionary I means the Americans did with their phonetics!1 hehe
V-V
Jake said
Hai Dennis!! Wow yoo is goin to bee famous! Dennis yoo has a magnet a uh huge ummm a BIG personality, yoo is goin to be BIG!!
OHBOYOHBOYOHBOY!!
::springs in my feet::
::springs in my feet::
Nevis said
Animal planet? Wow, that’s so cool! I wouldn’t know what to do with myself if they contacted me about the awesomeness of Poley & Rukia.
Gina said
Wow!!! I will sure watch it. I always knew you would be famous Dennis.
dana said
Dennis. Mom tuk me to pet stor to git u a bully stik. Y U want that? skeered me til mom peed on da flore. It wazzint me. i swear.
penni said
Dennis, Chase wants to know if you have an agent yet? His Agent, Sherri, makes sure that everyone looks at him and takes pictures and all that stuff. Agents do everything your mama and dada don’t have time to do to make you a media star.
Almostgotit'sdaughter said
I will watch your show every time it comes on, and I’m sure our dog will too.
S. Le said
I can barely wait for the first installment of your new series! Do I see an “Emmy” in your future? Congrats on the Animal Planet thing. Sometimes I think James is FROM another planet!
Dozer said
Well dang Dennis thats cool cool cool I doesnt know how to watch TV at all but Daddy luvs to watch it a lot so heres hoping you get on it sumday and mebbe I will hear you bark. Mummy likes to say ‘last to post remembered most’ so I waited till now to post cause I figger when you become rich and famus mebbe you will remember me and give me a swanky position like Official Treat Fetcher cause I like treats and I can fetch tho I cant guarantee yer treats will always make it to you ha ha. Jest kidding no seeriously hire me. Yer pal Dozer.
M & Z - A Blog in the Rough said
Wow you’re getting to be really faymoose over there Dennis. But if you get to be a star, don’t forget your humble fans who were with ya in the beginning!
Tony said
Home Deprovement, cool. Hey I have an idea, what about casting Tucker as a neighbour over the fence who only ever shows the top of his head & his eyes & have Trixie to always say “I don’t think so Dennis” to your wacky ideas.
Dannan and The Girl said
I can’t wait until you have your own series! It will be the best one on tv!
Brown dog kisses,
Dannan