Dennis's Diary of Destruction

Featuring the exploits of Dennis the Rescue Vizsla, Tucker the Other Vizsla, Trixie the Mutt, and Trouble the Cat

that wuz a close wun mama!!!

Posted by jamesviscosi on October 29, 2008

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel it has ben a wile sinse i hav gawn thru dadas boks of old pikchers so i thawt i wood do a littel more rummadjing and heer is wot i fownd all i can say is that mama is lucky to be alive today!!!!

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oh luk mama is playing with wot appeerz to be the hapless dog puppet wot i saw in sum erlier pikchers!!!

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but hmm it luks to me as if the dog puppet is not so hapless after all in fakt it luks like it is attacking mama!!!

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why is that hapless dog puppet so intent on attacking mama???

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aha the trooth is reveeld — the hapless dog puppet is in fakt a vampire wot needs to git barkd at!!!  bark at the vampire littel wite dog!!!!  dont let it get my grammy!!!! gosh i wil be glad wen halloween week is over and all the monsters go away for another yeer ok bye

22 Responses to “that wuz a close wun mama!!!”

  1. Ramses said

    Oh yer you gotta watch them there puppy dogs! ;)

  2. Oh Grammas are the worst! They squeeze too hard!

  3. So basically, your dada writes documentaries and then changes the names to make it look like fiction?

  4. twobarkingdogs said

    For heaven’s sake, stay away from the vampires!

  5. Gina said

    You do seem to be encountering a lot of moster dogs this week Dennis. I think Halloween is getting to you. :)

  6. Wow that is one evil vampire dog, those eyes are scaring us so much, we might fart!

  7. Did mom end up getting pushed in the pool? and what happened to that pool?

    Jim says: The pool was back in New York. It arrived in 1982, the same year that Miss Marple (the little vampire dog) did, and it died of an aneurysm in 1997, a month before Miss Marple went to her reward.

  8. I do not think the little dog puppet looks too monstrous. Even though his eyes are glowing in the last photo.

  9. Awww, poor Dennis the Vizsla getting all stressed out. I hope things calm down for you next week. Vampires can be so annoying!

  10. Vampy Vic said

    Akutlly Dennis in the 2nd photo we thinks it is some interspecies lovin doing on.. eewwwww

    anyways, how can a sausage with legs bes a vampires, we must be able to smooze and allure our victims… he would only tempt the hungry ones looking for a little sausage! :)

    V-V

  11. Tony said

    Your Mama is lucky she didn’t get her throat ripped out by Vampire Weener Dog

    Dennis says: thats just wot i thawt!!!!!

  12. Shadow said

    Mom says dat she likes vampires. I looks at her like she is crazy acuz she named my boy after one from Queen of the Damned (why wud a queen be damned anyway). So now my poor boy has to hear “did yoo get named after the lizard, the island or the aircraft?” and he has to answer no a vampire!

  13. Nevis said

    I’ve never heard of this breed…vampire weiner dog! I bet he tastes good grilled, though.

    Dennis, you get the firepit, I’ll bring the spit.

  14. Woah. Good thing she’s got you to protect her now, Dennis!

    Brown dog kisses,
    Dannan

  15. Gabby's Mom said

    Uh oh it’s the scary Hallo-weenie dog!

    Gabby

  16. malou said

    Hi!Dennis so you don’t have idea that your mama is still alive. Can you please tell your Dada that the monkey in the park was a private pet. It was brought there to have some fresh air I think.

  17. malou said

    Hi!Dennis so you don’t have idea that your mama is still alive. Can you please tell your Dada that the monkey in the park was a private pet. It was brought there to have some fresh air I think.Thank you..

  18. shadow said

    aaaw, that’s just a little sausage…. with glowing eyes…. maybe it was a halloween trick…

  19. daisydog said

    Well maybe your momma likes vampires since your dadda does? And that is the first vampire I have seen dressed as a wiener dog for halloween!

  20. Dozer said

    Omigosh Im more skared of that swimmin pool than that little dawg thang. I doesnt like to swim much. Also Mummy readed sumwhere that swimmin pools kill more peoples than dawgs do. Yikes I cant beleeve yer Mummy is sittin so close to that swimmin pool!

    PS But I also shares yer disgust with the dawg thang. Strange dawgs must keep their paws off our Mummys!

  21. Uncle John said

    Hi Dennis,
    That little white anti-vampire dog is in fact your late cousin Katie, and I’m sure she barked at the vampire dog on many occasions. She liked to swim in the pool, too.

    Dennis says: gud girl littel kuzzin katie way to sayv mama and grammy!!!! ok bye

  22. Woof Dennis,

    Holy Puppy Poop!!! Vampire pups. The world has gone mad. Bring those vampires out and we’ll use them to fight the mountain lions.

    Desert Pups

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