joorassic pups

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel it appeerz that doo to a randum malfunkshun of the enjines in the doghowse we hav ended up in the distant past now normaly we wood just be abel to set the enjines agin and retern to the present but unforchoonatly their wuz sum sort of insident after we arrivd heer that resultd in sum minor damaj to the doghowse of justiss:

after performing a sientifik analuhsis on the composishun of the atmosfeer and studeeing the verry lardj vejetayshun not to menshun an eksawstiv inspekshun of the local fawna i hav come to the konkloozion that we ar in fakt sumware in the far off time mayd popyoolar in the famus dokyoomentry joorassik park

sinse i dont hav aksess to dadas kompyooter heer in the joorasik peeryod i am skratching this entry into sum drying mud in the hope that sumday dada wil find it and type it into the kompyooter for me meenwile i am tayking chardj of this sitchooayshun and mayking shoor that none of us doo ennything that mite kawse trouble in the fyootcher like wot happend in the famus story a sownd of thunder or the trashy dokyoomentry the butterfly effekt

hmm tucker has wanderd off i hope that he didnt git stompd on by a dinosawr!!!!

uh oh it appeerz that tucker has eeten a small baby dinosawr of sum sort wel i am shoor that such a minor thing wil not hav enny seeryus effekt on the fyootcher ha ha ok bye

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