Dennis's Diary of Destruction

Featuring Dennis the Rescue Vizsla, Tucker the Other Vizsla, The Beautiful Trixie, and Trouble the Kitty

Archive for December, 2008

Amanda the Lost Vizsla

Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on December 31, 2008

From PetFinder:

Amanda

Vizsla

Size: Large

Age: Adult

Sex: Female

ID: A1259894

Notes:

My name is AMANDA. I’m a spayed RED VIZSLA. My age is 6 YRS 0 MO. I’m in the NORTH shelter. My ID number is A1259894, my necktag number is N314

County of San Diego Department of Animal Services

Carlsbad, CA

760-966-3214

Amanda is obviously someone’s pet. If you lost her, please go get her — she misses you.

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wensday wot hasnt got enny wurds in it: dennis luvs dada luvs dennis

Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on December 31, 2008

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i like krismas brake

Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on December 30, 2008

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i hav deesided that this krismas brake thing is kwite all rite becuz it meenz mama is off of wurk for too weeks and so i am gitting a lot of ekstra kuddel time

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git yore own desk!!!

Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on December 29, 2008

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel with the deteeryorayting ekonomik sitchooayshun i hav fownd myself in need of funds to reebild the doghowse of justiss and repayr the damadj wot the gofer broke sufferd wen trouble the kitty yoozd ot to reskew me and the other dogs from the dinosawrs and so i hav wunse agin turnd to the only forse powerful enuf to reskew the wurld from finanshul rooin thats rite its the african bankers!!!

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wot duz entrapmint meen???

Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on December 28, 2008

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizlsa dog hay wel it luks like tucker is definitly feeling better theez days becuz luk wot he is up to:

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Labyrinth

Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on December 27, 2008

Just as it seemed that I was about to be freed from this dungeon by the high-powered New York attorney, my fast-talking cellmate convinced him that he was Dennis the Vizsla, despite the fact that he is clearly a rabbit while I am clearly a dog. With the success of this ruse, I am relegated to confinement here in this dank, dark prison cell. Or am I?

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Post-Christmas Wrap-Up

Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on December 26, 2008

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a verry vizsla krismas

Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on December 25, 2008

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel after last yeer i lernd that their ar goodeez inside the funny luking payper that mama likes to rap stuf in but i stil dont kwite hav the hang of this krismas thing opening presents seems like sumthing that is better sooted to peepul wot hav opposabul thums fortchoonatly i hav my brother tucker arownd to do it for me he duznt hav opposabul thums eether but is an ekspeeryensd theef wot nos how to git at the gud stuf:

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Wordless Wednesday: Who Turned The House Sideways?

Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on December 24, 2008

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brayn salad surdjery

Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on December 23, 2008

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel after weeks of frustrayshun with stuffeez wot ar indestructibul or dont hav stuffing in them or ar just mayd owt of layer after layer of wool i hav finaly fownd satisfakshun with my monkee toy

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