Dennis's Diary of Destruction

Featuring Dennis the Rescue Vizsla, Tucker the Other Vizsla, The Beautiful Trixie, and Trouble the Kitty

Archive for January, 2009

He’s No Angel

Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on January 31, 2009

Just when it seemed as if we were about to find out way out of the labyrinth and get Ludo back to his band, the full extent of Jareth’s treachery was revealed.  He took the tickets Hoggle had obtained from his former employers at Travelocity and left with a retinue of goblins to become the new lead singer of Ludo’s band, while Ludo, Hoggle, Tucker, and I were imprisoned in the dank depths of the Goblin King’s dungeon.  When I became an archeologist, I never thought that I would end up entombed myself …

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mango tango

Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on January 30, 2009

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay my noo frend mango the mastiff tagd me to luk in the kompyooter and see wot i wuz dooing a yeer ago so i lukd bak and i diskoverd that a yeer ago dada wuz beeing a slacker and not putting up a post evry day oh for shayme dada!!!!

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a skolalry treetis on how things wot fly fly

Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on January 29, 2009

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel after my erlier post abowt how my canada goose toy cant fly away frum me on akownt of i remoovd its air bladder i reealized that menny peepul wer unaware of birds and there air bladders and so i hav kreeayted this eksawstivly reeserchd skolarly treetis on how things wot fly manadj to stay in the air heer it is:

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Wordless Wednesday: But I Don’t Want To ‘Work It’

Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on January 28, 2009

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A Very Teddy Tuesday

Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on January 27, 2009

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the misteeryus fetch observer

Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on January 26, 2009

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay yesterday i wuz playing a gud gaym of fetch with dada wen sumthing verry misteeryus happend!!!

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the i hart yore blog award tayk too

Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on January 25, 2009

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay luk at wot i got frum my gud frend behr rake:

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The Monster Revealed

Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on January 24, 2009

Last week, we thought we had completed the quest set before us by Jareth the Goblin King, only to discover that he sought a different red beast that had been haunting the Bog of Eternal Stench. Little did we know that even as our quest seemed on the edge of failure, it was about to take a bizarre twist …

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this is so not fare

Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on January 23, 2009

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay chek owt this stuf wot i saw dada eeting as a snak the other day:

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Lazy Thursday

Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on January 22, 2009

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