Dennis's Diary of Destruction

Featuring the exploits of Dennis the Rescue Vizsla, Tucker the Other Vizsla, Trixie the Mutt, and Trouble the Cat

the investigayshun continyooz

Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on January 6, 2009

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay as yoo may rekall a wile bak i discoverd evidense that dada consorts with hedjhogs and sinse then i hav ben attempting to confirm or disproov this connekshun so far i hav not fownd anything conkloosiv eether way however i did discuver this on the shelf in the corner of the compyooter rum:

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yes thats rite heer in this little shelf we hav the verry saym hedjhog wot yoozd to be on the drobo and we hav a small and angry luking alien and then behind them we hav sum thing on the rite wot i dont no wot it is but the thing on the left is kleerly sum sort of rodent idol!!!  it luks a littel thredbare so obviusly it is sumthing wot dada handeld offen so kleerly this hole display areea is sum sort of tempul and the hedjhog is akkorded kwite a playse of onner!!!  to mayk matterz wurse i hav discuverd the following pikcher wot shows how happy dada wuz wen the smal hedjhog icon wuz returnd to him:

gollum_hedgehog

so i dont no it is not luking gud for dada not beeing sum sort of ninja hedjhog minyun my investigayshun wil continyoo but for now i am going to be keeping an eye on yoo dada!!!  ok bye

21 Responses to “the investigayshun continyooz”

  1. Eduardo said

    Thats crazy!
    Hugs & Snugs
    Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle

  2. pam said

    Is your dada sick Dennis? He looks a little peaked.

    Bobo and Meja the Sharpei puppies

  3. behr said

    Hey Dennis, check it out. There’s a dog trying to dress like you on this website http://ihasahotdog.com/ (under the title “smoove”) I think he looks up to you. That’s why he got the hat :)

    Behr Behr :)

    behrrake.wordpress.com

  4. Shannon H. said

    You are being invaded by Martians!

  5. shadow said

    oh oh, dada’s in trouble….

  6. AAAaaaaaahhhhhhh! What did the hedgehog do to your dad!?!?!?!

  7. Angus Mhor said

    Dear Destruct-o-dog,

    Methinks your father person has a serious obsession with spiky things-to wit: the spikes on the hedgecreepie and those spikes on the alien’s headwear. (You make me SO angry!-in Marvin the Martian-speak) I suggest you direct your investigations toward that angle and perhaps you will see progress.

    Of course, you could just abscond with the whole collection and render them into postage-stamp sized bits. Sometimes tearing down the temple breaks the hold!

  8. Sophy said

    You better keep a close eye on your dad, Dennis. It looks like strange things happen to him when he gets near that hedgehog idol!

    Woof!
    Sophy

  9. Khyra said

    Things really are difFURent in the other part of the khountry!

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra

  10. vampy Vic said

    Oh NOES I very much hope it is not as you think… I would be hated to be scared-ed of my Dadda :(
    You must put everything into this investigation Dennis! :)

    V-V

  11. Happy WROO year, Dennis! (and Tucker and Trixie!)

    This is terrible news. Your very own Dad, a hedjhog minyun? You must destroy the temple! It may not be too late to save your Dad!

    Brown dog good luck,
    Dannan

  12. Jake said

    OMD! What is dat??

    Can yoo play wif it?

    OHBOYOHBOYOHBOY!!

    ::springs in my feet::
    ::springs in my feet::

    I is Jake!

  13. daisydog said

    Hey Dennis, you need to tell your dadda to lay off the peanut brittle, he seriously needs some major dental work.

  14. Gina said

    Wow, he is the definition of ugly Dennis.

  15. Lorenza said

    Hi, Dennis!
    Certainly your Dadda looks happy!
    Kisses and hugs
    Lorenza

  16. Dozer said

    Yer Dada has become kinda bald Dennis. Mebbe he worried bout his hedjhog too much and his fur falled out.

    Yer pal Dozer

  17. Aww, who can resist those baby blues? Now I know how pets get spoiled.
    Speaking of spoil, you might want to rent a wet-vac for the living room rug after Gollum leaves.

  18. Hey, is that RABBIT? If so, his ears got loved off at some point…

    Jim says: Actually that’s Bucky the Beaver. Rabbit is on the next shelf over. ;-)

  19. That last pic got me. Killer.

  20. Laila said

    My mom says her brother had the same koala bear when he was little. I don’t know what a koala bear is, but it sounds dangerous. Be careful, Dennis!

    Many kisses,
    Laila

  21. wow yer dada was in that popular movie? Cool!

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