this is so not fare

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay chek owt this stuf wot i saw dada eeting as a snak the other day:

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now i no wot yoo ar asking yoreself yoo ar asking yoreself the saym thing i wuz wich is wot the hek is tamarind??? wel lets tayk a luk inside the bag shall we ok heer goez:

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hmmm ummmm that is sertinly sum intresting stuf in their lets tayk wun owt and hav a closer luk at it

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wow that luks yummy duznt it???  i am shoor that that yoo hav now come to the saym konkluzhun abowt this stuf as i did:

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obviusly tamarind is just a fansy too doller wurd for cat boks kruncheez!!!!  and wot is so unfare yoo ask??? wel dada duznt let me eet cat boks kruncheez and he even bilt a fense in frunt of the cat box so i cudnt git enny as i menshund in my feeld notes from my kwest for the lost kong and yet he goez owt to trayder joes and bys himself bags of fansy pants imported cat boks kruncheez in a bag wot he eets behind my bak!!!  this is an owtrayj!!!!  i demand my fare share of cat boks kruncheez and i dont even need fansy pants wuns in a bag i wil harvest them directly frum the playse whense they are planted so wot do yoo think shud i start a petishun or sumthing????  thanks for yore support ok bye

Posted on January 23, 2009, in Mmmm Food and tagged , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 21 Comments.

  1. Contact your local Brownpiece association, Dennis. They’ll know how to protest this.

  2. My initial thought was, “Wow, those things look less appealing in each picture”. Then, when I saw the words “Cat Box Crunchies”, I laughed out loud. I am glad that we no longer have a cat. Watching our dog walk in from the other room with a few “cat box rocks” stuck to her lips and smelling her “urinal breath”, is something that I do not miss.

  3. We think a picket is in order Dennis. We have never had kat boks krunchies but they look gud. We will sign your petition.

    Bobo and Meja the Sharpei puppies

  4. this was an interesting post to read as i eat my breakfast. ;)

    dennis. he’s probably not letting you eat them so he can harvest them and sell them as a delicacy. he is merely tasting the competition to see how he can improve his product.
    or, rather, trouble’s product.

  5. um, i think ‘tamarind’ is indonesian for ‘roadkill’. go for it!

  6. I might have some “tamarind” I can sell you. For real cheap, too!

  7. Tamarindtastic.

    Strike dennis, strike.

    Tell dada you will not be blogging until you get your fare share. He knows you are the star of the show.

  8. My mom and I are soooooo snikhkering!

    I’m glad woo went and visited Mango The RH – isn’t he – ummmm Relentlessly HUGE?

    He’s a hoot!
    And he was furry impressed with your redokhorating!

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra

  9. They do look like cat box crunchies. They look disgusting!

  10. OMG, TJ’s carries this??? I grew up eating this stuff as a snack. In fact, when I fist moved in with DH, I tricked him into thinking I was indeed eating cat caca. HAHAHAHAHA!!

    Jim says: They do indeed! Although if you want the REAL stuff, you have to go to Trader Noe’s. ;-)

  11. Eh, does look like cat poop? Dada eats that???? Yikes! Joey and Kealani

  12. I’m sure Tuffy and Mandy both would like to try the cat box crunchies too. Tuffy even likes to roll in crunchies.

  13. Nom nom nom Dennis, they looks good…..see if you can snarf some….we’ll swap you a juicy bone for a taster? If he doesn’t share then you should leave a present in his slippers heehee!
    Slobbers xx

  14. Dennis
    A twue Outwage!!!!
    hoomans have double standawds cleawly..I will happily sign youw petition!anytimes
    smoochie kisses
    ASTA

  15. Eeeeeew. Dennis, that’s gross.

    I suppose you are going to try to market this stuff now, being the entrepreneur you are. Let’s see, how ’bout Katabehind instead of tamarind?

    Behr Behr :)

    ps, I only eat horse droppings. They don’t use boxes.
    behrrake.wordpress.com

  16. Mr Dennis, be careful with your actions. One of your comments mentions the effect of ‘urine breath’, now that is most undesirable in a handsome chap. Some things are best left as they are, unless you wan tot keep the biatches at bay????
    Velvety Kissies
    Sophie

  17. emmm, honestly???? i think you’re lucky not getting any of that weird stuff…

  18. I feel your pain Dennis. You said your dada built a fence so you couldn’t get any cat box crunchies. My mom put a cat door in so I couldn’t get to the cat box. At least she didn’t go behind my back and get her own cat box crunchies….

    Barklove,
    Rusty

  19. It has been a long time since any kittys lived here but I dont recall their crunchys were partikularly tasty. Kitty food tastes better if you eat it before the kitty does ha ha.

    Yer pal Dozer

  20. Gag, gag, gag, It’s only 6:42am & I WAS trying to enjoy my morning coffee…..
    Thanks a lot…. Gag, gag, gag

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