Scribblings The Ballistic Times
Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on March 31, 2009
Hello, stuffie friedds. My dabe is Fuzzy Browd Bear, add for several modths I have shared a hobe with Dennis the Vizsla Dog. As you bay dow, Dennis styles hibself a cobediad, and edjoys posting purportedly huborous stories and silly jokes about his advedtures.
Posted in Dogs, Vizslas | Tagged: abuse, comedians, comics, cruel jokes, destruction, Dogs, noses, public service announcements, rimshot, stand up, stuffie defense league, stuffies, Vizslas | 29 Comments »
Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on March 30, 2009
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel we ar now putting the professors big plan into operayshun and trixie is wurking verry verry hard to tow the iland bak to the maynland yoo go trixie!!!
Posted in Cats, Dogs, Vizslas | Tagged: Cats, Dogs, gilligan's island, killer whales, lost, orcas, outboard motors, the hatch, three hour tour, Vizslas, wonder woman | 13 Comments »
Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on March 29, 2009
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay we had an unauthorized visitter snooping arownd owr yard the other day i think he may hav come over frum my gud frend goodbears howse ennyway check it owt!!!
Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged: camouflage, coyotes, how not to be seen, monty python, pointing, predators, wildlife | 18 Comments »
Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on March 28, 2009
Now that the mysterious affair of the Maltese Crow has been resolved, and everything is once again in color instead of black and white, I had hoped that I could go back to the quiet life of an unassuming archeology professor slash globetrotting adventurer slash space traveler slash private detective. Unfortunately, there was one thing that I hadn’t counted on: A university fund-raiser. One would almost prefer to face the horror of Darth Tater than a room full of potential donors. But we do what we must, don’t we?
Posted in Dogs, Vizslas | Tagged: ballroom dancing, Dogs, food, fund raisers, gone with the wind, hedgehogs, one potato, parties, party crashers, saturday matinee, scarlett o'hara, segways, small talk, spiny norman, universities, Vizslas | 17 Comments »
Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on March 26, 2009
Posted in Dogs, Vizslas | Tagged: castaways, Dogs, giant cauldrons, gilligan, gilligan's island, just say no to crack, kate, killer whales, lost, orcas, professor, sausages, sawyer, skipper, stupid ideas, Vizslas, wonder woman | 15 Comments »
Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on March 25, 2009
Posted in Dogs, Vizslas | Tagged: barrier frustration, black labs, Dogs, fences, fetch, lonely, puppies, Vizslas, wordless wednesday | 18 Comments »
Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on March 24, 2009
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel trixie and i ar having an uneventful voyadj so far abord owr noo frend quints ship we ar lerning how to be saylors and quint and i hav ben bonding over owr scars in a verry manly fashun:
Posted in Dogs, Vizslas | Tagged: beluga whales, bling, desert islands, Dogs, hoarding, jaws, life preservers, lost, mosquito bites, orca, quint, sailing, scars, Vizslas | 15 Comments »
Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on March 23, 2009
Posted in Cats, Dogs, Vizslas | Tagged: batman, broke, Cats, desert islands, die another day, Dogs, fetch, invisible car, invisible jet, james bond, killer whales, orcas, plots, schemes, superman, Vizslas, wonder woman | 14 Comments »
Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on March 22, 2009
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel after last weeks fiasko with the rocket powerd majik flying coaster i hav ben unaybul to find a sponser for this weeks sunday awards and meem show becuz it appeerz that roomers hav spred that the sunday awards and meem show is cursd or sumthing can yoo beleev it?!?!? i wood like to ashoor all potenshul sponsers that nuthing cud be ferther frum the trooth and the awards and meem show is not only not cursd but akchooally it has majikal powers of mayking peepul rich and yung and gud luking!!!! of korse i am not referring heer to dada i am referring to myself ha ha ok wel lets git started with the akchooal award porshun of the show shall we???
Posted in Dogs, Vizslas | Tagged: anime, awards, blog tag, curses, Dogs, face-painting, pac-man, sponsors, unrequited love, Vizslas | 15 Comments »
