EXILED

HELLO HUMAN SERVANTS, THIS IS TROUBLE THE KITTY. SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE HEARD RUMORS THAT I WAS DRIVEN OUT OF MY KINGDOM, ALSO KNOWN AS THE COUNTER IN THE GARAGE, BY A SWARM OF BEES. I AM NOW HOLDING A PRESS CONFERENCE TO ADDRESS THESE RUMORS.

Wordless Wednesday: Don’t Make Me Angry. You Wouldn’t Like Me When I’m Angry.

dennis to the reskyew!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i hav ben watching with dismay as the hyooman guvernmints struggel with this socalld swine floo it has bekum obvius that they ar unaybel to deel with it effektivly and so sensing a bizness opportoonity i hav borrowd all of dadas credit cards and thats rite i hav reaktivayted the dennises pig powders faktory to deel with this krisis!!!

cat in the howse!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay sumthing weerd happend trouble the kitty has spent a lot of time in the howse with us dogs!!! now this is weerd becuz normaly she likes to sit like a kween on the kownter in the garadj in her heeted cat cup or in her boks ware us dogs cant harass her ummmm i meen cant giv her kisses and share owr treets with her:

sunday awards and meem show brawt to yoo by an awkshun wot dada is helping with

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay we hav lots of awards to hand owt today wich is not bad considring all the filler mateeryal wot dada posted in the last kuple of weeks and speeking of filler mateeryal dada is helping his frend kristen with an awkshun to benefit peepul wot ar in the militerry and so on akkownt of i am more popyooler then he is he askd me to menshun it heer so evrywun can go tayk a luk if they want to shoor dada i can help yoo owt with yore silly little awthor blog now ware ar the treets you promisd me???  nom nom nom nom ok lets moov on to the awards!!!

And The Segway You Rode In On

When I filed my last dispatch, nearly a month ago, my arch-nemesis (no, my OTHER arch-nemesis, Spiny Norman) had just crashed a university fund-raiser, forcing me to finally confront him head-on in an epic battle for the ages.  Where have I been in the thirty days since our battle started?  In a word:  Everywhere.

bath with kolateral damadj

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot???  trixie got a bath!!!!  now i hav herd that hyoomans think baths ar relaksing or sumthing but let me tel yoo that is far frum the trooth not only ar baths sheer tortcher to endoor but they also result in innosent dogs wot ar not dirty gitting wet too chek it owt!!!

sumware beyond the see …

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel keeping up there theem of lets go playses withowt the dogs my mama and dada and there gests went across the see to the mithical sitty of avalon on the mithical iland of catalina iland

now i am ashoord by mama and dada that this is becuz the mithical land of avalon duznt allow dogs so i gess this is not there fawlt ennyway yoo may remember that avalon is the resting playse of the faymus governor of california naymd arthur pendragon now ledjends persist that wun day wen californias need is grayt governor arthur wil return from beyond the see with his merry men of the rownd taybel wot rob frum the rich and giv to the poor and wunse agin rool california with shivalry and justiss for all however we can tel theez ledjends ar rubbish becuz if governor arthur wer going to come bak he definitly wood hav dun it by now i meen come on arthur wot is the hold up alreddy?!?!?! ok mooving on this is the naym of the bote on wich mama and dada sayld beyond the see:

But You Are Mimmier. You Are Supposed To Spoil Us.

You Gotta Know When To Hold ‘Em, Know When To Fold ‘Em, Know When To Walk Away, And When To Run, And When To Stand There Frozen Like A Statue Because There’s A Big Dog Nearby

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