Dennis's Diary of Destruction

Featuring Dennis the Rescue Vizsla, Tucker the Other Vizsla, The Beautiful Trixie, and Trouble the Kitty

Archive for May, 2009

sunday awards and meem show brawt to yoo by dennis having his blog bak!!!

Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on May 31, 2009

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel after the fiasko wot wuz last weeks sunday awards and meem show with tuckers shoddy produkshun valyooz we now retern yoo to owr regyoolaryly schedjoold sunday awards and meem show with my shoddy produkshun valyooz insted!!! i meen with my verry hi end produkshun valyooz!!! starting with lots of eksklamayshun poynts!!! ok mooving on lets git started:

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we interupt satterday matinay to bring yoo flyball!!!

Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on May 30, 2009

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel now that i hav finaly got my blog bak frum tucker i can tel yoo all abowt wot i did last weekend wich was flyball!!! yes thats rite last weekend wuz a too day flyball turnamint in the mithical sitty of ramona!!! now yoo may remember that the last time i playd flyball in ramona i got a littel bit of staydj frite that didnt happen this time but unfortchoonatly their is no viddyo of me becuz mamas memry card in her camera got korrupted wile she wuz their i am not shoor wot that meens but i think it meens it aksepted bribes or sumthing but ennyway heer ar sum pikchers wot she tuk before her card went bad

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Overheard Around The House

Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on May 29, 2009

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True Confessions

Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on May 28, 2009

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Careful What You Wish For

Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on May 27, 2009

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Tuckerese

Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on May 26, 2009

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Overheard Around The House

Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on May 25, 2009

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Sunday Awards And Meme Show Brought To You By The Fact That Tucker Is Better Than Dennis

Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on May 24, 2009

Hello, good readers.  This is Tucker the Vizsla Dog. This week’s awards and meme show is brought to you by me, because I am so much better than Dennis that I can be my own sponsor.

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Saving the Day

Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on May 23, 2009

Last week, Spiny Norman and I faced seemingly certain doom as our fighter jet fell apart in the middle of a training exercise-turned-dogfight against Maverick and his sidekick Mark Greene.  As we plummeted toward the ground, all hope seemed lost; but surely this cannot be the end for Dennis the Vizsla, can it?

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The Adventure of Why Tucker is Better than Dennis

Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on May 22, 2009

Hello good readers, this is Tucker the dog.  Some of you may have noticed recent changes around here and come to the conclusion that I have somehow stolen control of the blog from my brother Dennis, but nothing could be further from the truth.  In fact, Dennis asked me to take over from him because he finally realized that he is young and silly, while I am older and wiser, not to mention better.  Still unconvinced?  Let’s look at the facts. Come, Trixie! The game is afoot!

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