Archive for June, 2009
evrybuddy luvs a parayd!!! eksept me!!!
Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on June 29, 2009
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay as i menshund the other day i got to go see a parayd downtown yesterday and by got to go see i meen wuz forsd to go see check it owt!!!
Posted in Dogs, Vizslas, animals | Tagged: Vizslas, Dogs, fred astaire, pit bulls, parades, pets, freedom, border collies, falun dafa, falun gong, clowns, independence day, outings, hot dogs, frankfurters, libraries, bookmobiles, apostrophes, 101 cafe, chocolate malteds, american flags, woody station wagon | 24 Comments »
sunday howl!!! or posibly whine!!! and a never giv up award!!!
Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on June 28, 2009
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay a lot of my dog frends are posting viddyos today of them or there brothers or sisters howling as a tribyoot to all the sad things wot hav ben happening laytly to owr dog and kitty frends i dont hav enny viddyo of me or tucker or trixie howling becuz we ar not reely howlers the closest thing i cud find wuz this viddyo of tucker singing for his supper it kind of sownds like a cross between howling and whining so i gess that mayks it a whowl but ennyway it sownds kind of sad so maybe it wurks heer it is:
Posted in Cats, Dogs, Vizslas | Tagged: awards, Cats, Dogs, fred astaire, freedom parade, hard times, howling, never give up, parades, rainbow bridge, sad, Vizslas, whining | 29 Comments »
Who’s On First?
Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on June 27, 2009
Sophie and I have been languishing in this dungeon for nearly a week, no food, the only water what little drips from the cracks in the ceiling. We have seen and heard nothing from our captor since he locked us in here; we have no idea if he was captured or killed attempting to execute his plan to destroy all the Burger Kings on earth. The lack of food is beginning to make us see and hear things that aren’t really there. Or are they?
Posted in Dogs, Vizslas | Tagged: Vizslas, Dogs, mistaken identity, saturday matinee, doctor who, time travel, tardis, paris, south croydon, k9, aberdeen, sarah jane smith, time lords, rassilon imprimature, companions, time and relative dimensions in space | 17 Comments »
The Dog Whisperer – Part 2
Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on June 26, 2009
After Dennis’s session with the animal communicator, it was Tucker’s turn. Compared to Dennis, Tucker is quite the chatterbox. What does he have to say? According to my wife: “He sounded a lot like he does on your blog.” Here’s the edited version:
Tucker Talks To The Animal Communicator
This audio is about 8 minutes long. Here are some highlights:
Posted in Dogs, Vizslas | Tagged: animal communicators, bossy, Dogs, flyball, hogs the bed, just for fun, old dogs, the dog whisperer, Vizslas | 15 Comments »
The Dog Whisperer – Part 1
Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on June 25, 2009
Not long ago, my wife’s flyball team sponsored an animal communicator to come in and talk to the dogs. She brought Dennis in for a chat, and Tucker tagged along as well. Here’s an edited version of the communicator’s session with Dennis:
Dennis Talks To The Animal Communicator
The edited version is about ten minutes long. Here are some of the highlights:
Posted in Dogs, Vizslas | Tagged: animal communicators, bossy, Dogs, flyball, just for fun, noisy, puppies, rescue vizslas, stealing, the dog whisperer, they're coming to take me away, Vizslas | 25 Comments »
Stop Bothering Me … Stop … Okay, You Can Bother Me A Little
Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on June 24, 2009
Posted in Dogs, Vizslas | Tagged: complaining, cranky old man, cuddling, Dogs, leave me alone, moaning and groaning, Vizslas, wordless wednesday | 27 Comments »
wot duz mast sell meen???
Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on June 23, 2009
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay my sister trouble the kitty wuz abdukted and tayken to the vet yesterday for a rooteen chekkup and wile she wuz their my mama fownd a verry small bump on troubles side so the vet aspirayted it i am not shoor wot aspirayting meens but i think it meens putting her in wun of theez ford veehikuls and driving her arownd for a wile:
Posted in Cats, Dogs, Vizslas | Tagged: aspiration, bumps, catalina island, Cats, cytology, Dogs, ford aspire, khyra, lost dog, mast cell tumors, masts, new jersey, Rescue, siberians, tall ships, veterinarians, Vizslas | 32 Comments »
Another New Labor-Saving Device Available!
Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on June 22, 2009
The makers of the Vizsl-A-Matic 9000™ are proud to announce another new labor-saving device for people who have kitchens! Are you tired of having to manually defrost and clean your refrigerator? Are you tired of cleansers, sprays, sponges, and cloths? Is there mysterious squishy leftover food in the back of the refrigerator that you are afraid to touch, even with gloves on? Well, we have your solution: The new and improved Vizsl-A-Matic 10000™, featuring all the features of the Vizsl-A-Matic 9000™, plus remote audio control for many functions**!
Posted in Dogs, Vizslas | Tagged: advertisements, appliances, ™, cleaning, defrosting, Dogs, inventions, kitchens, labor-saving devices, refrigerators, ronco, Vizslas | 33 Comments »
sunday awards and meem show!!!
Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on June 21, 2009
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel it is sunday and yoo no wot that meens that meens its time for the sunday awards and meem show!!!
Posted in Cats, Dogs, Vizslas | Tagged: anime, awards, blog tag, Cats, clip shows, Dogs, film, ladybugs, memes, movies, recaps, slow motion, vampires don't sparkle, Vizslas | 19 Comments »
