Dennis's Diary of Destruction

Featuring Dennis the Rescue Vizsla, Tucker the Other Vizsla, The Beautiful Trixie, and Trouble the Kitty

The New Kid

Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on June 30, 2009

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35 Responses to “The New Kid”

  1. twobarkingdogs said

    Quick! Build a fence around it to keep Dennis out!

  2. Doraz said

    Well, this looks like a scene ready to be played out with lots of crazy mania! LOL :) Have fun!

  3. Amber said

    OH MY…..that is HILARIOUS! Dennis, you silly boy, they are much better for snoozing on and finding comfy spots! ;)

    Kisses,
    Nala

  4. Yes, Nala is right, maybe get some comfort and relaxation on the couch first. But of course if the couch starts antagonizing you for no apparent reason I completely agree you should stand your ground!
    ~Princess

  5. Well, sofa, so good!

  6. Stella said

    Dennis, you gotta leave this one alone, thats all there is to it!

    LEAVE IT!

    LEAVE IT!

    LEAVE IT!

    Kisses,
    Stella

  7. Lucia said

    Ooooooooh!!! Biggggggggg stuffie …!!!

  8. Dennis, you are so totally my hero. Even the couches quake in fear at the thought of you. If that isn’t power, I don’t know what is!!!! *insert evil laughter here*

    *wicked kissey face*
    -Fiona

  9. Nooter said

    no snaks under those cushions, what a waste

  10. Dozer said

    Check fer hidden kamras before you brake that wun in!

    Yer pal Dozer

  11. Dennis – stay away from the sofa…..
    love
    Martha & Bailey xxx

  12. Kimberly said

    Wow Dennis. I wish I was allowed to give our couches scars… JUST PLAYING.. I think it’s cool that I’m the same color as our couches so if it’s dark enough – my 2 leggers cant even see me on the thing unless they really look.

    is the new couchy comfy? did you try it out yet??

    Bell Bell

  13. waterjay said

    Con-sider yourself parts of the furntiture…

  14. Gina said

    loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool :P

  15. Oh new kid, your time with Dennis is coming. Cue sinister laugh….HaHaHaHaHaHaHa.

  16. Cap'n Maverick the Pirate said

    Harrrrr Dennis
    I would hide from that thing Harrrrr.
    Cap’n Maverick the Pirate

  17. Mango said

    Dennis, pal, maybe you need to go to I Eat Stuffies Anonny Mouse.

    Slobbers,
    Mango

  18. Angus Mhor said

    Look at all that sofa-ey goodness, just waitin’ for the touch of your paw! And claws! And fangs!

    GO GIT’EM, BOY!

  19. Back away from the sofa!!! Down boy, down.

  20. Joe Stains said

    Dennis, I heard that couches with that pattern may be filled with hot dogs?? Ok nevermind, I am not encouraging anything here…

  21. dana said

    Diniz….It’s lucky again. I herd my pop and mom cryin and talkin about uthenazia…..I dunno wut that iz, so I started walking better and holding my hade up and i stopped falling down…..so now theyz happy cuz i don’t have to go do whutever it waz makin them cry. huminz r silly

  22. Shannon H. said

    It looks so comfy Dennis! You should take a nice nap on it.

  23. Wow.. you have a talking sofa? Don’t get rid of that one!
    Norwood

  24. Mochi said

    I think you better leave the sofa alone, Dennis. :)

    Mochi

  25. River said

    Yep, a fine Dennis disaster in the making!

    love & wags,
    River

  26. Tony said

    Don’t dare tell the couch what Dennis did to Flat Tony or it will really be worried

  27. Shadow said

    you are hilarious. and i think your furniture needs councelling!

  28. I like your news snack menu. Wait until you find your way in to the cushions and realize you can make it snow inside! :)

  29. daisydog said

    A talking couch? now I have seen everything!

  30. the new coutch is specifically for Dennis…. right?!

    xo sugar & martine

  31. Black Cat said

    Harharharharhar!!! Your new kid seems to have the same skin as mine. I mean my sofa’s skin, not my own skin; and my sofa’s quite old and is a different shape, but their skin patterns look alike. Okay, just saying, shutting up now… :) xxx

  32. Luda said

    That cowch shore doez look tasty. Meybee Dennis will put it out of itz mizery.

  33. mumrik said

    *LOL*

    oh, that poor couch!!!

    i’ve just *nibbled* on my human’s couch – it’ll live.

    tailwags,
    sienna the toller otter

  34. pointerpandemonium said

    Oh Dennis, that looks like hours of fun!! Hee hee. We can send Sophie over to helps if you likes – she has already sampled our new rawhide sofa, on your recommendation! BOL ;)

  35. Tuffy said

    New Couch, Just think of it as some Dennis Lurvin …. hehehehe ;)

    Our furniture has suffered some Dog WOods Pack lurvin too – check out the gnawed legs … wonderful to chew on …

    Licks and wags

    TUffy and the Dog WOods Pack

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