hoo is denise?!?!?
Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on July 3, 2009
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as yoo may or may not no i offen intersept dadas mayl luking for enny valyoobal offers for free treets or dog fud wot he may not hav seen wel this week i intersepted a letter frum a vet wot i went to wunse upon a time and wel yoo can imadjin my serprize wen i saw this:
denise??!?!? wot hav theez guyz got pland for me??? wot is there ideea of a compleat fizzical eksam???
aiiieeee!!!!! isnt it bad enuf wot they did to me at that other vetnameez playse wen i thawt i wuz gitting noodels now they want to finish the job??? wel i can ashoor yoo that this is wun letter that dada wil never see!!! ok bye
waterjay said
Those lips are reeeally creepy.
Kira said
Dannis, Momma is rolling down laughing at that one! or shall we call you Denise from now on? Ummm, good luck at the vet…….
-Kira The BeaWootiful
Martha Basset said
Dennis, that is one scary picture! Best avoid complete physicals in our experience – good job intercepting that letter!
love
Martha & Bailey xxx
Bobo said
Dennis you should be very careful what pictures you put on your blog. Meja saw that photo of you and fainted!
Bobo
twobarkingdogs said
You can now claim the fame of being the first (really ugly) cross dressing Vizsla!
Daisy the Curly Cat said
Dennis, I do not know if I should laugh or scream! Hahahaha!
ps: Since “Denise” is due for her Annual Complete Physical, then I guess you are safe for now.
starlaschat said
Funny nice try dressing up my guess some how some way you’ll be seeing the vet. It’s just my hunch. Now that these pictures are on the net it could spell trouble for you some time down the road!
Joe Stains said
BURN IT QUICK! holy crap!
Stella said
Take Joe’s advice and burn it, fast!
Or maybe just write on the letter that “Denise is no longer with us” and send it back to that vet. Then they will remove you from their mail list.
In the meantime, Give Us a Kiss?
Stella
goodbear said
oh my GOD i just laughed so hard when i saw denise’s picture!
what a looker!
Noturus said
Hey Dennis don’t you know its Fourth of July not Halloween? You are TOO funny – be careful them seven vets don’t gang up and give you a hysterical-ectomy!
Asta said
Dennis
I suwe hope you’we not schedooled fow a Total makeovew into a giwl..the howwow of it
smoochie kisses
ASTA
Shannon H. said
I think it may be a good idea to skip that physical!!!
pennycat said
OMG!!!! Hey Babe, your place or mine???
Fiona (typed by Dr. Liz) said
Denise? Yeah, um, not so much. Send that picture to that vet’s office, and I can guarantee that they will never call you Denise again!
*kissey face*
-Fiona
Margaret (Nanny Goats) said
Dennis the drag queen needs some blue eye shadow. a la Priscilla Queen of the Desert.
The OP Pack said
We like Stella’s idea, Dennis – and yes, please send that picture to the high heavens with an M-80 this weekend.
woos, the OP Pack
Mango said
Dude, I don’t know what to tell you. Life’s a bitch.
Slobbers,
Mango
Khyra said
I wish that they khould all be khalifornia girrrrrls….
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
daisydog said
Denise I think I saw you in a movie once…..
Cookie and Cinnamon said
Surely we will see you in our dream tonight…
Norwood & Debi said
Dennis
I don’t think that letter was for you… aka as denise… Oh pardon me. I just kissed the computer screen, hubba hubba
norwood
Jackson and Patrick said
At least you have good bone structure – you would look good as a girl dog too.
Tuffy said
Too funny! But your pictures scared our Fur Kids away … they never seen anything quite so terrifying.
Hehehehe.
LIcks and wags
THe Dog WOods Pack
Pee Ess: THe Chief liked the Mark Twain quote you left on our latest entry. She couldn’t help agree 110%!
Boo said
sigh! i’m going in for my annual jab next week…
wet wet licks
Boo
Scout and Freyja said
Whatever you do…when you get into that office, DON’T GO TO SLEEP! You don’t know what you’ll be when you wake up☺
Happy 4th of July. LET FREEDOM RING!
shadow said
love the make-over sweetie
tula said
ummm. don’t know what to tell you. but whatevah u do..stay away from your car on July 6th! if they get your name wrong, just think what else could happen (i see you already figured it out:) )
EESH!
tula
Kareltje said
YOU MAKE US SMILE ^____^
Have a cool weekend Dennis
Kareltje =^.^=
S. Le said
Can you say, “freak show?” I could compare that pic to Michael Jackson but his skin was lighter and his hair darker. His nose was also much smaller. Even with all that, in comparison, you look fantastic!
Joey and Kealani said
Oh goodness! Dednnis youd better run if daddy gets a hold of that letter! Hugs Joey and Kealani
Tony said
You do scrub up pretty good though….
July 6 Hey that’s today, let us know how it all went
Dozer said
Fergit the v-e-t I wuld be more worryed bout this Denise karakter. Is yer Daddy bringing home anuther dawg?!? AIEEE!!!
Yer pal Dozer