Planet of the Kongleks
Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on July 11, 2009
Having been more or less abducted by the mysterious Doctor, I have now traveled with him to the far-off Planet Petco, where I have been assured that we will receive a hero’s greeting, not to mention any number of free stuffies. But when we exit the TARDIS, our welcome is not as the Doctor predicted. Not in the slightest.
As soon as we step outside the Doctor’s spacecraft, we are confronted by a small army of bizarre, hostile, and heavily armed robots, obviously bent on our extermination.
It seems that we are doomed, but then the Doctor suddenly demonstrates a knack for quick thinking under pressure, and creates a diversion that gives us time to flee.
Their distraction is short-lived, but it gives us time to flee to the other side of the building, with the robots trundling along after us.
The Doctor and I manage to slip unnoticed to the entrance of the Petco Palace, only to find that the Kongleks have sabotaged the doors’ machinery so that we cannot open them. With only seconds before they spot us, the Doctor comes through again, producing a strange tool that, when aimed at the doors, miraculously causes them to open.
Once inside, I find a veritable wonderland of toys, treats, and stuffies, just as the Doctor promised. But the Kongleks have picked up our trail and are fanning out across the store to find us!
I quickly follow the Doctor’s voice to his hiding place in one of the doghouses. But is it really just a doghouse?
Yes, this doghouse seems very familiar … very familiar indeed … but I have no time to think about that now, the Kongleks are closing in. I quickly join the Doctor inside; and there we wait. Will the Kongleks find us? Will they give up the search? I have a bad feeling they will not; for I fear that they never give up.
But I am Dennis the Vizsla, and I never give up, either.
Joey and Kealani said
HI Dennis! What a strange planet! hey we wont see you cuz mommy says its too hot to back to Wags for Wishes! How bout we see you sometime at the secret park? Hugs Joey and kealani
JD and Max said
Hi Dennis – what an exciting adventure! We’re never going to be able to look at our Kongs without suspicion from heron in….we never realised! Tail wags – JD and Max.
Ludo said
Mum laughed and laughed about Harry!
Poor konglek. That planet seem cool! I hopes you can defeat the kongs and live there!
~lickies, Ludo
Daisy the Curly Cat said
I want to live at Planet Petco! As long as the Kongleks do not get me.
spamwarrior said
Have fun, Dennis!
Stella said
Looks like you are in for it this time, Dennis the Visla Dog! Perhaps you could send for Trouble the Cat who is even badder than the Kongleks, for some subversive methods of killing them off.
She probably won’t help, but you could give it a try.
Kisses,
Stella
twobarkingdogs said
You get into the most interesting situations. Gotta love the Dennis Dog!
Brutus the Frenchie said
Hi Dennis!
You are one funny dog! I saw you on Sugar’s website & had to check out your blog. What adventures!! I am more of a PetSmart doggie myself, but happy to go wherever my mom wants to take me in the Frenchie-mobile! Come on over & visit sometime – we’ll make you laugh to!!
The OP Pack said
We have kongs here and they are red too, but there is something very eerie about those konglets you have there – stay safe.
Woo, the OP Pack
Joe Stains said
hm the doctor is leading you down the wrong path again I fear.
Oh by the way, Mom is reading that book your Dada wrote and one of the first to die in the book is named JOEY! I think she needs to stop reading it but she said its good and she wants to finish it. TRAITOR.
daisydog said
Konglets? Do they have a p-nut butter center?
Fiona (typed by Dr. Liz) said
I knew that you were in trouble the minute you got abducted by that weird celery-wearing guy! And I can’t believe that Planet Petco has been invaded!!!! Mom was talking about going, but I’ve Got To Warn Her!!! I don’t think she’s tough enough to handle the Kongleks – and I doubt that there is much more room in that dog house!
*kissey face*
Fiona (who is afeared for you, as always when you have these Adventures!)
Doraz said
Dennie…you have been pretty busy with things going even more strange than normal! Keep the action….Keep it safe! Will be back to see what happens! *(*
Khyra said
Be khareful!
I think the wubbas are khoming over the hill!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
sandysays1 said
Dennis,
Those Kongleks scare me shitless. They’re almost as frightening as politicians. Goodness. I’m going to see if I can buy some kongleks repellent. If I find some I’ll let you know wgere to buy it, JIC! Visit me at http://www.Sandysays1.wordpress.com
shadow said
those are the cutest dangerous robots i’ve seen….
Martha Basset said
We just love the Kongleks – what a great time you had in Petco – imagine being locked in there when everyone had gone home!!!
love and kisses
Martha & Bailey xxx
Norwood & Debi said
Dennis
Are u sure the doctor is not a knoglek in disguise! Why does he want to seduce you into that dog house! I’d beware
NOrwood
tula said
Hey Dennis, come back to our planet..we keep our kongs in the freezer filled with peanut buttah! no worries man.
tula
Nooter said
KONG!
Jackson and Patrick said
Dennis – you should make TV shows or something
Honey the Great Dane said
Oh Dennis – you just look SOOOOOOO dashing in that hat!
Tony said
Goodness things are going from bad to worse, will you escape the kongleks, will you ever get back home to where it never rains, will they ever get Harry re-booted???
Dozer said
Oooo dare I say it… is that… the Dawghowse of Justiss??!?!
Yer pal Dozer