employment reekwest or mr walter smith waysts my time!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel aparently tucker gayv all those televizhun shows my kontakt informayshun becuz i hav started gitting bils frum them to reepayr the damadj he did to there catering tabels and the fud wot he ayt not to menshun the injereez he allejedly inflikted upon there hosts contestants or speshul gests now of korse as yoo no i reesently lost my entire pig powders fortchoon in yet another unfortchoonat industryal aksident wot wuz not my fawlt and didnt involv me dooing ennything ilegal but stil the end reesult is that i dont hav the fundz to pay theez bils fortchoonatly i hav kept menny valyooabul email offers in reeserv for just sutch an emerjency!!!
Posted on July 31, 2009, in Dogs, Vizslas and tagged 419s, birmingham, cashier's checks, certified checks, discrimination, Dogs, money orders, ripoffs, scams, serious face, spam, thunderbird, Vizslas, walter smith, waste time, xanax, xenex. Bookmark the permalink. 26 Comments.
Oh Dennis, I love the proof of seriousness.
Hey Dennis our zip code is zippity doo daa too. But we live in Michigan. Huh???
Bobo and Meja
Dennis
your dada took your cell away- that’s the pits. i really liked that movie too!
Hey i’m spayed!nice to meet ya!
happy friday,
tula
Baaawwhahahaha! You’re too funny, Dennis!
I think you are a shoe in!
Hey, Mr. Smith! I would like that job, too! Do you need my credit card number for verification before I start?
So woo khan’t khall fur fun fun fun since your dada took your cell phone away?
bummer!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
I wonder what sort of commission the Brooklyn Bridge pays?
I like the top corner – Thunderbird thinks this is junk. Really?
We think you should get the position Dennis!
love
Martha & Bailey xx
Now Dennis, here is something you might want to check into. Down at the bottom of the letter, it says Xenexjoboffer2@aol.com.
If this is a second offer, for people, the first offer might well have been for dogs. I’ll bet that is so. Write to them at once and see what specific jobs they have for dogs, and what they pay.
Oh, and let us know, I could use a little part-time stuff myself!
Kisses,
Stella
In relationship with varyus stuffies? LOL
BOLBOLBOLBOL
Smileys!
Dory
Can you just go get a prepaid one for now?
I really think you should send that Dennis, really, really. They might take your threat of lawyers seriously and give you monies anyway.
~lickies, Ludo
Momma posted that outside her office so that her uber geek friends at work could learn the proper way to fill out a job application. Thank you for that most instructive post.
Slobbers,
Mango
People that send you letters with info to fill in really like to keep reminding you of your nooterd state don’t they. I never before realised that THE was your middle name, I always assumed The was just some kinda connecting word. Some people swap around & use their middle names like my Grandpa Roy did. That would make you The Dennis Vizsla, sounds kinda posh
Hi, Dennis!
You gave lots of information about you!
Your Marital Status is very interesting!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Yes, that’s discrimination! You should report it to the Human Rights Council! But, wait. The council is also discriminating the canine, isn’t it? It should be called the Equal Rights Council or somehing!!
You looked really handsome in that picture. You’ll definitely get that job! I mean, who wouldn’t want to hire a superhero cum time-traveller!!
Hai Dennis! Doooooooooood yoo get all the luck! A job offer and african money leavers?? Fink of all da treats and bones yoo cud buy wif all dat green stuffs??
OHBOYOHBOYOHBOY!!
::springs in my feet::
::springs in my feet::
I is Jake!
PeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeSssssss: Mom says thank you for stopping by TT Girl’s memorial on Wednesday.
Seriousl, who would not want to hire a super cool dog like you!
another one?????? very kind they are to offer their help, aren’t they…
I thinks you would have more fun as a dishwasher! I meen most of the damaje wuz to caterers wich is food so it would be apropriate.
Yer pal Dozer
Hey Dennis
Geesh.. they could’ve used your talent. Now how are you suppose to keep up with all those stuffie dates. That’s expensive
norwood
Heehee! You made Mom laugh so hard she cried (and she was reading it when she was supposed to be in a serious business meeting – luckily the business partners were friends, so Dad just sort of explained that Mom is crazy, and everyone was okay with that). But I think you should have applied – you’re probably the most qualified candidate they’ll get! (And DOES Alabama exist? I always thought it was like North Dakota – the map makers needed to put SOMETHING in that space and ‘here be dragons’ is a bit out-dated…)
*kissey face*
-Fiona The Perpetually Unemployed