Dennis's Diary of Destruction

Featuring Dennis the Rescue Vizsla, Tucker the Other Vizsla, The Beautiful Trixie, and Trouble the Kitty

its the sunday awards and meem show!!! not prodoosd by prodooser smerf!!!

Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on October 11, 2009

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay it gess wot??? it is time for the sunday awards and meem show agin!!! now no longer brawt to yoo by prodooser smerf!!! ok lets git started!!!

first we hav the … ummm … the handy smerf award awarded to ummmm prodooser smerf by my gud frend pink daisy:

handy_smurf

ummm unfortchoonatly prodooser smerf has met with a most untimely fayt as a reesult of a tradjik spayse navigayshunal aksident wot i had no involvmint in wotsoever so i wood like to aksept this award on his behaff post … posthum … wel ennyway he isnt heer so i wil aksept it myself and — oh hang on sumwun is at the door lets see hoo it is!!!

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hmmm evidently this littel bloo lady nos prodooser smerf she sez she wood like to stik arownd and watch the show wel i gess that is ok now to git bak to the award the handy smerf award is awarded to thoze hoo help others so i wood like to giv it to al my frends wot ar reskyews or ar involvd with reskyew becuz yoo ar helping those hoo cant help themselvs!!!

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ummm wot am i dooing after the show??? i dont no probly sleeping playing fetch and maybe destuffing sum stuffies ok mooving on its the life is a dreem award frum the purple hatter!!!

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yoo may be familyar with the sentiment that life is a dreem as in the faymus song row row row yore bote!!! i am not shoor wot tucker is dreeming abowt in this pikcher but i wil bet it is sumthing to do with fud!!! this award is for all yoo dreemers owt their yoo no hoo yoo ar!!!

smurfette_wants_to_go_boating

ummmm no smerfett yoo didnt heer ennything abowt going on a bote nobody is going boting but ummm lissen if yoo stil want to meet up with prodooser smerf i can giv yoo direkshuns to ware he wuz last seen!!! ha ha ok bye

Later …

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15 Responses to “its the sunday awards and meem show!!! not prodoosd by prodooser smerf!!!”

  1. When’s the last time you looked under that stool? Something is brewing…

  2. daisydog said

    Oh Oh! I Dennis is not going to know what hit him!

  3. Stella said

    Ok, Dennis, its the little girlie smurf or smurfette, whatever you call her. Since you can’t understand what she is saying almost all of the time, I think its time for Tucker to take her for a little walk-about (wink at Tucker when you tell him this and he will realize his dream has come true.) Uhhh, so let us know how this goes.

    Kisses,
    Stella

  4. Dennis, there are so many strange visitors in your life. We see that little fairy under the seat and we are not sure what will happen now.
    We are singing row row row the boat, gently down the stream……….
    love
    Martha & Bailey xxxx
    merrily merrily, life is but a dream……….

  5. Doraz said

    I think with you handling the production, things will go a lot easier! Take control and soar! Congrats on the awards! :)

  6. Everytime I see the smurf or smurfette, I think of that scene in Donnie Darko. Very weird and very funny.

  7. Khyra said

    Mom hasn’t had enough AGJ to even begin to help me follow this one…

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra

  8. I smell something smurfy here…

  9. Dory said

    Oh uh…A women smurfed…..

    Smileys!
    Dory

  10. Dennis Vizsla
    That smurf is smurfy talkative and bossy. Perhaps if you dyed yourself blue you get put a smurf down on her. Oh.. I just came across a semi new dog blogger.. Rosie the Vizsla.. now here is a lady you can relate to.. http://mareandrose.blogspot.com/

    norwood

  11. hahahaaa, Dennis- that picture of you in the room with all the stuffy guts could be incriminating. I’m so …er…’sorry’ to hear about the smurf…

  12. Happy said

    Oh wow, didn’t know you even know some of those blue things! The one that’s busy stirring there, you better be careful of her.

  13. Mango said

    Get out the smurf be gone! Good move locking her in the dungeon with that tinky bell from outer space.

    Slobbers,
    Mango

  14. shadow said

    eeeeck, you’re being overrun by little blue things!!!!!!

  15. What the hell is under that chair? I fear you may have found the breeding grounds of a big hairy spider!

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