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its the sunday awards and meem show!!! now brawdkasting frum an undisklozd lokayshun!!!

Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on October 18, 2009

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay thats rite it is the sunday awards and meem show!!!  now today i am brawdkasting frum a top seekret sownd insoolayted lokayshun in the hopes that a sertin smurf wil not be abel to find me and interrupt me with enny singing or dansing or pleez to introdoose her to my faymus frends so shhhh!!!!  dont tel her the show is going on!!!

dennis_undisclosed_location

ok so first we hav the happy harvest award wot wuz givin to me by my frend dixie the catahoula!!!

happy-harvest-daisy-dog

of korse this award wuz kreated by the talented purple hatter!!! i wood like to giv this award to my smiley frends sutch as:

smurfette_looking_for_dennis

ummmm ha ha yes that is smurfette but i am shoor she cannot heer me in my undisklozed lokayshun so their is nuthing to wurry abowt!!! ok mooving on we hav this award frum my noo frends at a howse with two cats!!!

selinho sonho

now this award inkloods sum roolz heer they ar:

1-publish selinho (stamp) this blog is a dreem and the roolz
2-post a link of hoom indikayted wot i think meens the persun or dog or kitty wot gayv yoo the award
3-enter ten blogs to urn the seel
4 -tell the nomineez

oh my gosh ten thats a lot!!! i wil hav to kownt on all my pawz for this wun!!! ok heer goze:

smurfette_is_getting_upset

uh oh i gess i mite be tawking too lowdly and this sowndprufing stuf duznt seem to wurk at all!!! i better rap this up kwik and then maybe i can sneek owt the bak way ok heer is owr last award for the day it is of korse frum the purple hatter!!!

good-friends-award

this cud be calld the on the beetch in oshunside award!!! eksept i am not allowd on the beetch in oshunside!!! ennyway the purple hatter sez to giv this award to all my close frends with all the luv wot is in my hart and as i am a vizsla dog that is a lot of luv!!! so i wood like all my frends heer to tayk this award and pass it on in the speerit in witch the purple hatter kreayted it!!! ok bye

Later …

smurfle_attraction

27 Responses to “its the sunday awards and meem show!!! now brawdkasting frum an undisklozd lokayshun!!!”

  1. daisydog said

    Oh No! Slasher Smurfette!

  2. Nooter said

    dennis has a girlfriend
    dennis has a girlfriend

  3. Congratulations on your Awards Dennis and thank you so much for passing Your Blog is a Dream Award to us – we are thrilled and will post soon. Our secretary sometimes needs a bit of reminding!
    We also meant to say congrats on the DWB Awesome Blog Award – we are not sure we congratulated you on that – all Awards very well deserved for a blog filled with imagination!
    love you lots
    Martha & Bailey xxxx

  4. Tony said

    I don’t like the look in her eye Dennis, especially with a knife in her hand. What ever you do don’t come out of the crate that your not in

  5. Iris said

    Thank you for the Birthday wishes, it is appreciated. Congratulations on your award. You keep me laughing everytime I visit here.

    Dennis you are one fine looking dog.

    Iris

  6. JD and Max said

    Never trust a smurf Dennis, they’ll smurf you every time!! Congrats on your awards! Schnauzer snuggles – JD and Max.

  7. Stella said

    Good Grief, Dennis! Smurfette is carrying a knife! Nice people don’t carry knifes unless they are peeling zucchini or something like that. I have no idea what to do! Could you find her a huge zucchini and put her to work? Thats the ticket! Yes!

    Kisses,
    Stella

  8. S. Le said

    Lovely awards! Congrats all!

    Smurfette does look like quite the bad girl with the knife and all. I’d stay in the crate.

  9. Lorenza said

    Congratulations on your Awards, Dennis1
    Kisses and hugs
    Lorenza

  10. Mango said

    Holy crap! How did you know what I dream? Have you been inside my large and plenty of room for an entire viszla head? I visited those goats with panties. I am most confused.

    Hey, tell your dada to get out of the 21st century already with all that Kindle stuff. Like to give momma heart failure if she ever read a book that way.

    Slobbers,
    Mango

  11. We are pretty sure that “beetch in oshunside” should be pronounced differently than we first did. Comes out with a slightly different meaning. Or maybe not.

  12. Khyra said

    I thought maybe woo were deep inside the mountains and khaverns of Khamp Dennis -

    Tank woo fur the khool award!

    Good furiends or the hokey pokey is what is it all about!

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra

  13. Doraz said

    As always…looking good and staying busy! Congrats to all of you and your friends! :)

  14. Pawesome awards! I’m sure she didn’t suspect you were in there…

  15. Hey Dennis – I met your “cousin Down Under” at my doggie event last weekend! ;-)

    Slobbers,
    Honey the Great Dane

  16. smurfette, not so sweet & innocent. hope your secret soundproof location is also bullet & slasher proof. this can’t be good.

    on another note: Great Show!

    tula

  17. I always knew she had to have an evil side to her. Watch out Dennis!!!

  18. Mochi said

    Congrats on your awards! :)

    I think you have to find another hiding place next week!

    Mochi

  19. shadow said

    aaaah, vislas means love right? right! congratulations on your awards and for an awesome show!

  20. !!!!!

    Congratulations on your award. And thank you for mentioning me too. It’s a wonderful welcoming gift!

    P.S. I think there’s a smurf who’s been stealing all my cake. Help?

  21. Wow, you’ve got your private studio! How cool!!

  22. Holy Moly Dennis, a Smurfette with a knife is way scary!!!

  23. Thanks for the award! I’ll get on Mom to get it posted (although knowing her it will take like, years or something…). Smurfette creeps me out. But if you want a slightly better undisclosed location, my Dad has a studio at the house where I think you could broadcast from. And we’ve got those little electronic thingys that are supposed to keep mice out of the house (and don’t work), but would probably keep smurfs of all varieties away… Just offering!

    *kissey face*
    -Fiona

  24. Dozer said

    Hey Dennis thanx fer that award! It is even better cause it has Daisy on it!

    Also I does not advise you to come out of that crate. I does not think the end result will be a good wun.

    Yer pal Dozer

  25. Brownie said

    congrats on your awards Dennis! You deserve it!

  26. Johann said

    Big, big congratulations on your awards Dennis, and thanks for stopping by to visit me!!!! I will offers up my crate space if you need a new broadcasting safe spot!! Woofs, Johann

  27. Sassy Sasha said

    Thank you Dennis, that is such a cool award from my very cool friend (you) made by the very cool purple hatter.

    licks and sniffs, Sasha

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