Dennis's Diary of Destruction

Featuring Dennis the Rescue Vizsla, Tucker the Other Vizsla, The Beautiful Trixie, and Trouble the Kitty

rayd!!!!!

Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on November 5, 2009

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel it seems that after choaking down a kuple of snayls i now hav the ninja hedjhogs kompleetly foold!!! in fakt i wuz pikd to go on sum sort of top seekret verry important rayd with them!!! i can only imadjin wot sort of nefaryus items we mite be steeling!!! weppons??? nookular mateeryal??? hanna montanna rekords??? soon i wil find owt wot the first peese of there master plan is!!!

Later …

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hedgehog_forklift_accident

28 Responses to “rayd!!!!!”

  1. S. Le said

    Looks like you may be “stuck” with that mask for awhile! At least Elmer’s glue is water soluble!

  2. goodbear said

    “consecutive days without workplace accident: 0″

    are vizslas litigious?

  3. Samantha said

    Whoops – I guess “my bad” just about covers it – or at least… Dennis’ mask hehehee.

  4. Doraz said

    Well, if that was “super glue,” you are in for a mess! :)

  5. Oh Dennis, what have you got yourself into now?!

  6. daisydog said

    This could become a sticky situation!

  7. Since Daisydog stole our line . . .

    Careful, Dennis, don’t come unglued.

  8. Mango said

    Sheesh! All you doggies with your sticky words sure are making it hard on the Mango. I had to look up glue in the thesaurus and even then you stole all the funny stuff and only left stick like a barnacle for me which I totally cannot make a pun out of.

    Sob

    Slobbers,
    Mango

  9. Oh no, Dennis! Don’t get the hedgehog mask stuck to your furs with all that glue!

  10. Jan said

    We didn’t realize there were that many glue jokes.

  11. Nooter said

    ha haha ha ha haha!
    poot! haha ha haha ha ha!

  12. Tony said

    Uh Oh Dennis, I don’t think that mask will be coming off in a hurry now. Better get used to looking like a hedgehog for a long time

  13. Stella said

    Another sticky wicket for Dennis! Good luck, dear boy, you are going to need it!

    Kisses,
    Stella

  14. Dennis – we do hope this plot doesnt become unstuck!

  15. Oh my!!

  16. Dory said

    Uh Oh Dennis….At lease it was Elmer’s and not Super Glue!!

    Smileys!
    Dory

  17. cindy said

    What’d you do??? Now you’re gonna get it!
    cindy

  18. Khyra said

    Oh Elsie…

    Will this glue stikhk until the khows khome home?

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra

  19. Mochi said

    Oops!

  20. Rut Roh – looks like they are really stuck on you! Elmer’s glue is washable so maybe there is still some hope.

    woos, the OP Pack

  21. Leeuna said

    I am stuck on Dennis cuz Dennis is stuck on me… Oh wait, that’s the Band Aid song.

  22. Hi Dennis Friend! Oh no, you look like you are in a sticky situation.

  23. So many glue jokes! At least if you were going to raid a weapons factory after Dennis you could stick to your guns. Sorry :-)

  24. Lynn said

    the sound of the elmers glue bottle cracked me up!

  25. tula said

    stop drop & roll… no, wait that’s for a fire.

    quick go run under sum hot water!

    umm..good luck-
    tula

  26. shadow said

    mmmm, what a sticky situation….

  27. Mack said

    That is gonna be one massive rabbit!

  28. blissbait said

    Oh NOOOO! Am running now to see what happens in next post…. :O

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