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its the sun day award and meem show!!! soon with noo theem song reely i meen it!!!

Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on November 8, 2009

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay yes it is wunse agin time for the sun day awards and meem show!!!  and i am verry hopeful that this week we wil finaly be gitting a noo theem song as i hav invited the faymus minstrel yusuf islam to come and rite a song for me this time!!!

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oh this sownds promissing!!! ok lets begin!!!

wel now this week we only hav wun award and as yoo may hav notisd i hav ben saying sun day insted of sunday that is becuz this weeks award is the ra award from the purple hatter and ra of korse is the sun god of the mithical land of aynchent eejypt!!! and he is also a faymus for having a staf wot shows ware the arc of the kovenant is berreed!!!

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now this is a verry verry dramatik award on akkownt of it is kursd chek owt wot the purple hatter sez abowt it!!!

I HAVE PICKED ELEVEN PEOPLE FOR THIS AWARD TO BE RECEIVED THIS NUMBER HAS A MEANING OF THE 11 DIFFERENT REALMS IN WHICH SURROUNDS THIS EARTH. ELEVEN IS A POWERFUL NUMBER FOR IT IS THE NUMBER OF WISDOM. TAKE THIS AWARD WITH HONOR AND PASS IT ONTO 11 MORE OR A CURSE WILL FOLLOW YOUR BLOG FOREVER.

ok i am reddy to go kurse busting luk i hav my pith helmet on!!!

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all rite this luks like the start of another grayt adventcher!!! i am totaly reddy to brayk this kurse!!! i — wot??? oh i hav just ben informd that the kurse has alreddy ben broken by sumwun else!!!

UP-DATE

THE CURSE HAS BEEN LIFTED BY OVERWHELMING POSITIVE ATTRIBUTES OF THOSE WHICH DECLINED THE AWARD.

BUT A NEW RULE HAS NOW BEEN FORTH COMING……

THE NEW RULE IS THE ONLY RULE IF YOU SO CHOSE TO TAKE THE AWARD….

RULE:  TO BE GOD LIKE IS TO BE POSITIVE IN YOUR DAILY WALK, WITH  THE SEVENTH DAY AS REST.FOR THE NUMBER 7 IS A LUCKY NUMBER AND ON THE SEVENTH DAY YOU MUST GIVE THIS AWARD TO ONE VERY SPECIAL PERSON THAT MUST PASS IT ON TO ANOTHER ON THE NEXT SEVENTH DAY.

wot??? i dont git to go kurse busting and i hav to wayt seven days before i can pass the award on???? that is like fortynine dog days!!!! oh oh oh oh the wayting reely is the hardest part!!!! but i can do it becuz i am dennis the vizsla dog and i no wen to hold em and i no wen to fold em and i no wen to wawk away and — oh sorry i almost got kountry their for a minnit!!! wel ennyway toon in nekst week to see hoo gits the kurse-free ra award and posibly also to lern the wareabowts of the arc of the kovenant is hiddin!!! ok mr yusuf hav yoo come up with a theem song for me yet???

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24 Responses to “its the sun day award and meem show!!! soon with noo theem song reely i meen it!!!”

  1. Doraz said

    Well, this award does require some thinking and thoughts of organization. YOU can handle it! CONGRATS! :)

  2. Very clever Dennis!

  3. S. Le said

    Oi mush?!? What does that bloody, sodding lout mean then? Cor blimey! Bof that pillock in the Chevy Chase! Must toddle off. Tootle-pip! Tally-ho! Cheers!

  4. Brownie said

    Congrats on the award… but i’m not intelligent enough to figure out all the rules… you must have a really big brain, dennis!

    xoxo,
    Brownie

  5. Congrats on your Award Dennis – only you could really understand it!!!

  6. sandysays1 said

    Congrats, Dennis. You got to watch those folk singers, though. You never know what might be lurking in their beard!
    http://www.sandysays1.wordpress.com

  7. daisydog said

    It seems as Trouble the Kitty has yet once again caused a major interruption in the progress of a theme song! Or maybe it was the curse?

  8. cindy said

    Congrats on the award! Though I don’t understand much. I am a hound dog after all.

  9. River said

    I thought I was pretty smart for a country boy but that award is cookoo, pretty but weird. My mom likes Cat Stevens when he was Cat. If he had changed to Dog instead it would have been better.

    love & wags,
    River

  10. Lorenza said

    Congratulations on your Award, Dennis!
    But… those are lots of 7’s! I am confused!
    Kisses and hugs
    Lorenza

  11. Congrats on that award, Dennis, but it is kinda confusing. We sibes don’t pay attention to rules, too much work.

    woos, the OP Pack

  12. Hopefully that Ark is filled with dog biscuits. If it’s not, you’ll have been had!

    Dennis we are blogging on Mondays about writer’s stuff online. You do a lot of this so we’d appreciate comments – and maybe a guest blog???

  13. Khyra said

    Me thinks I should have gotten here sooner -

    It might have improved my chances fur understanding it all -

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra

  14. Sassy Sasha said

    Congratulations on your award and huh…wait I don’t get it, are you going to wait 7 days or 49 days or am I cursed unless I get the award and if so how do I lift the curse, and why am I running on with this sentence, OMD is that the curse, oh help me Dennis, please tell me if I am cursed…

    licks and sniffs, Sasha

  15. Stella said

    Okay, Dennis . . .here is the deal on the curst award. You don’t want it, I don’t want it. You say its not curst anymore, I say Maybe, Maybe Not. Why take a chance? Why? So count me out of the Ra curst award and if you’re smart, you won’t take it either.

    Seriously,
    Stella

  16. Lynn said

    dennis you did an excellent job at figuring the rules for the RA award, congrats. also love the reference to cat stevens in your post. i love him.

  17. Mochi said

    Congrats on your confusing award! :)

    Mochi

  18. Leeuna said

    Sorry you had to eat tofu chips, hummus and rice cakes, Dennis. Yeah, I believe I’d opt for Ozzy next time. Congratulations on the award though. Glad it’s not curst anymore. :)

  19. Mack said

    At first we thought he was an actor in one of those cheesy Gladiator movies! Yeah, anybody with the first name of Cat really worries me

  20. Kareltje said

    CONGRATULATIONS on your award Dennis :)

  21. I’m not so sure Ozzy would have done a better job – unless you like headless bat awards…

  22. I finally figured it out. The two of sitting on that couch reminds me of Hee-Haw. Just saying.

  23. well now my head hurts Dennis! I am very smart, and still remain confused about your cursed ..or not..7 day..or 49 day..award. Geeez I have to think some more on this after I take something for this headache. Mom says it is very pretty tho. She loves King Tut and all that egyptian stuff. Erm, that dude that used to be a cat singer looks wierd to me. But once again, Mom says he used to make good music. Now, not at all…so you should call someone else for your song writing next time. That’s what I think anyway.
    Congrats on the award tho. Confusing or not. (and Mom says you gave us an award and she lost it-in Sept she thinks. Brother, she loses everything)
    I better go before this turns into a novella instead of a comment!
    Hugs
    Sunny&Scooter&the unamed brother

  24. blissbait said

    Oh Dennis! Here’s what I think: You’re SUCH AN AMAZING curse buster that You psychically MADE us all refuse a cursed award, thereby ending the curse! Genius!!! This portion of the Peanut Gallery shouts Three VERY LOUD Hip Hip Hurrahs!!!! in Your honour.

    Thank You for saving us, Brave One and Cheers and Namaste. :)

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