Dogbusters

While I wait for the Ghostbusters to arrive and deal with the entity haunting my office, I retreat to a corner of the lounge and attempt to console myself by destroying a stuffie or two. I have dealt with Kongleks and giant robots, many-armed monsters and hostile aliens, but ghosts freak me out. As far as I am concerned, the Ghostbusters cannot get here soon enough!

At last, I hear the elevator open out in the hallway.

I must present them with a stuffie to show them how happy I am to see them!

Evidently I have taken the Ghostbuster by surprise, as I knock him right over when I jump up to give him vizsla kisses. Perhaps he is overbalanced due to the unlicensed proton accelerator on his back. I give him a proper greeting and then head for my office, expecting him to follow. But when I turn around, he’s still lying there soaking up the vizsla love.

But finally the Ghostbusters arrive at my office, where they get right to work trapping the ghost! Although their aim seems to be a little bit off …

Then they cross the streams, which has a much more dramatic effect than when Tucker and I do it!

Too late, I realize that we have here a case of mistaken identity — the Ghostbusters think that I am some sort of phantom, rather than being the victim of a haunting myself! Unfortunately, before I can clarify the situation, they have deployed some sort of trap to capture me!

The next thing I know, I have been taken back to Ghostbusters headquarters and deposited in their containment unit!

The interior of the containment unit is, in fact, disturbingly familiar …

Well, this attempt to clear up the haunting in my office has backfired badly. But I will find a way out of this containment unit, so that I can sue the Ghostbusters for wrongful imprisonment; because I am Dennis the Vizsla, and I never give up.