we ar frum the guvernment and we ar heer to giv yoo munny!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay thanks evrywun for yore konsern abowt dada beeing to bizzy wurking to help me post my adventchers however i hav come up with a solooshun!!! dada wurks becuz he needs munny to keep me in fud and toyz and owtfits and flyball and adjility oh and also to pay the mortgadj so if i can mayk lots of munny for him then dada wil not need to wurk anymore simple rite??? and yoo no wot that meenz it is time to tern to my old frends the afrikan bankers!!! ummmm or in this kayse the fbi!!!
i no this has never wurked owt before but this time it cant miss after all its the fbi!!! wot cud go rong??? ok bye
Later …
Posted on July 16, 2010, in Dogs, Vizslas and tagged 419s, alex forrest, barclays bank, Dogs, fatal attraction, fbi, joan c. bailey, nail white, scams, spam, Vizslas, we're from the government and we're here to give you money. Bookmark the permalink. 27 Comments.
Dennis- I think I have met this Mrs. Baily. She is collecting world domination bags of money, and that is why our moms and dads don’t have enough for toys for us. As for Mr. White. When the bacteria smell good enough we can roll in him. That is pretty good payment for us dogs, eh? Maggie the Vizsla
That was a great post, Dennis. If I were there I’d scratch behind your ears, such a good boy!
Wow, that’s all for you? Your dada won’t ever have to work again!
wooooow dennis!
Kissslobbers
El’bow & Hauwii
Jackpot Dennis! Those FBI guys have worse grammar than you do. Yuh, and that was a really hard story to follow. Tell them next time to include some photos and word bubbles.
What kind of name is Nail? I am guessing that when you join the FBI you need to assume a special FBI name, right?
Well, enjoy your loot.
Slobbers,
Mango
You’re very much right, Dennis. The government peoples would never, ever lie to you.
Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie
PeeS. Would you buy me some cheese?
http://jingleyanqiu.wordpress.com/2010/07/16/got-pinked-an-award-to-pass/
an pink award,
two additional ones to pick,
hope that you enjoy a beautiful weekend!
ignore it if you dislike them.
a pink award…sorry for the typo.
Wowee, Dennis! You have hit the jackpot for sure! What’s the first thing you’re going to buy with all that money you inherited that you didn’t know about? I would love to see you correspond with the FBI like that guy did who scammed the scammers! Hilarious!
Great day, Dennis! What a load of loot. Don’t forget your friends now that you’re rich.
Wow. It’s from the FBI, it must TOTALLY be legit. I mean, if some guy named Nail Wihte (was his mother dyslexic?) has a hotmail email address that includes the letters ‘BARCLAYS’, how can you go wrong?
And I can’t believe your parents took your phone away just because you were calling Chinese restaurants asking them if the wanted a cat… *sheesh*
Hey, so when you get your money, will you send some of it to us – we need to make a small deposit to an African widow so we can claim OUR big money. We’ll pay you back – promise!
*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Mutant Puppy
Hey if you ned a good get away driver I might can help you with just two bags that’s all I need.Hey I put a link to your site on mine so that when someone comes to my site they can clik onto yoyr site. Have a great weekend.
Make sure one of those bags drops out of the car for me.
Good job Dennis!!!
Is that how woo got the jet?
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
ROTFL, great post!
Glad they contacted you!
Now you know it is a safe deal!
Haaaaaa!
Ooops! I guess your dadda will not quit his job!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
You’re going to share right????
Great job, Dennis… kudos to you and now that you have the cash, don’t forget your furiends.
Licks, hero
I can’t believe Thunderbird thought that very important e-mail was junk!
Hey dennis, i’m the FBI ..i’ll handle the loot fur ya!
(my momma told me 2 say that)
TULA
I really wish it worked this way. My spam folder contains vast riches by the looks of it….
Our note are plastic, so they are pretty good if you need to launder any money!!!
We would say it was stimulus money, but that would probably fit better as a comment on that Life with Dogs blog.
Ha, if we had a dollar for everyone one of those letters that appears in our email inboxes, we would be the richest pups in town. Hard to believe there really are peeps dumb enough to fall for those schemes.
Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
Could I maybe have just have one bag of money Dennis. I sure could use a little bit of cash. :+)
Ow ow my head ow mangled English ow ow ow!