we ar frum the guvernment and we ar heer to giv yoo munny!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay thanks evrywun for yore konsern abowt dada beeing to bizzy wurking to help me post my adventchers however i hav come up with a solooshun!!!  dada wurks becuz he needs munny to keep me in fud and toyz and owtfits and flyball and adjility oh and also to pay the mortgadj so if i can mayk lots of munny for him then dada wil not need to wurk anymore simple rite???  and yoo no wot that meenz it is time to tern to my old frends the afrikan bankers!!!  ummmm or in this kayse the fbi!!!

i no this has never wurked owt before but this time it cant miss after all its the fbi!!! wot cud go rong??? ok bye

Later …

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27 thoughts on “we ar frum the guvernment and we ar heer to giv yoo munny!!!

  1. Dennis- I think I have met this Mrs. Baily. She is collecting world domination bags of money, and that is why our moms and dads don’t have enough for toys for us. As for Mr. White. When the bacteria smell good enough we can roll in him. That is pretty good payment for us dogs, eh? Maggie the Vizsla

  2. Mango says:

    Jackpot Dennis! Those FBI guys have worse grammar than you do. Yuh, and that was a really hard story to follow. Tell them next time to include some photos and word bubbles.

    What kind of name is Nail? I am guessing that when you join the FBI you need to assume a special FBI name, right?

    Well, enjoy your loot.

    Slobbers,
    Mango

  3. You’re very much right, Dennis. The government peoples would never, ever lie to you.

    Wiggles & Wags,
    Mayzie

    PeeS. Would you buy me some cheese?

  4. Wowee, Dennis! You have hit the jackpot for sure! What’s the first thing you’re going to buy with all that money you inherited that you didn’t know about? I would love to see you correspond with the FBI like that guy did who scammed the scammers! Hilarious!

  5. Wow. It’s from the FBI, it must TOTALLY be legit. I mean, if some guy named Nail Wihte (was his mother dyslexic?) has a hotmail email address that includes the letters ‘BARCLAYS’, how can you go wrong?

    And I can’t believe your parents took your phone away just because you were calling Chinese restaurants asking them if the wanted a cat… *sheesh*

    Hey, so when you get your money, will you send some of it to us – we need to make a small deposit to an African widow so we can claim OUR big money. We’ll pay you back – promise!

    *kissey face*
    -Fiona and Abby the Mutant Puppy

  6. jb says:

    Hey if you ned a good get away driver I might can help you with just two bags that’s all I need.Hey I put a link to your site on mine so that when someone comes to my site they can clik onto yoyr site. Have a great weekend.

  7. Ha, if we had a dollar for everyone one of those letters that appears in our email inboxes, we would be the richest pups in town. Hard to believe there really are peeps dumb enough to fall for those schemes.

    Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

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