ozraydjus diskriminayshun!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i am heer in the mithical land of oz wot is popyoolayted by jiant lions and wawking tawking hot water heeters and men wot ar mayd of straw so yoo wood think that sutch a playse wood be rather libral as to allowing dogs in parks rite??? wel think agin chek it owt!!!

fortchoonatly i always come prepayrd to fayse owtraydjus diskriminayshun

ha ha my disgize is so gud it eeven foold the straw guy wot hasnt got a brayn!!!

wow theez guyz shoor do argyoo a lot i am not shoor they wil ever get there akt together enuf to get to the emerald pipe organ or wotever that thing is

hay wow it seems like dorothy has figgerd owt how to git evrywun motivayted and now were off to see the wizzard!!!

we wil see wot sort of wizzard this wizzard of oz is!!! or wil we???

this owtraydjus diskriminayshun aginst growchos wil not stand!!! i wil git inside that jiant pipe organ!!! on akkownt of i am dennis the vizsla dog and i never giv up!!! ok bye

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Posted on September 26, 2011, in Dogs, Vizslas and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 13 Comments.

  1. If you pee on the tin man’s leg, does he rust?

  2. Easy solution: get out your curly blond wig and don’t talk.

  3. Wow, you’re discriminated against everywhere in OZ while Tucker gets all the yummies.

  4. Well, now that you’re past the park, can’t you become a dog again? Or better yet, just steal Dorothy’s slippers while she’s fighting off the hatchet-wielding hot water heater, and click your heels together. Don’t worry about Tucker; he seems to be doing just fine on his own! Good luck!

    *kissey face*
    -Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

  5. Ha ha ha! Maybe you can water the Tin Man’s hat! Does Tucker have room in that basket for you to join him, or are you going to have to disguise yourself as Glenda?

  6. What happened to Toto?

  7. What are we doing in OZ? How did we get there? I just can’t imagine that I miss one episode and all of a sudden its crazy monkeys and the Wizard with the funny hair!

    Where is the Beautiful Trixie, she can explain this!

    Dennis?

    Kisses,
    Stella

  8. I am sure that they will soon find out that DENNIS is a FORCE to be WRECK ONed With…
    hehehhe

  9. That man in the curtain just needs the glasses and he is a Groucho too, so how did he get in? Maggie the Vizsla

  10. Hey Dennis!
    Wow, that’s really rude! No dogs, no grouchos?!? If they play Bieber on that pipe organ, I’d give up and leave.
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP

  11. No….No…..Noooooooooo…..Not Justin Bieber!!!

  12. Dennis, that disguise was so charming that I have no idea how they could have the heart to turn you away!

  13. if you see the flying monkies, would you ask them to return our roof that ended up in Kansas back in March?

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