the tortiss and the hair!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel that uninvited gest the turtel shoor has been making a noosanse of himself laytly chek it owt!!!

i am not shoor how to git rid of the turtel sinse he is obviusly verry old and verry wise and verry much likes to float owt of reetch!!! if ennywun has enny sugjestchuns i wood luv to heer them!!! ok bye

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Posted on October 7, 2012, in Dogs, Vizslas and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 13 Comments.

  1. Hm…. Okay… Our suggestion was going to be a slingshot, but Bugs Bunny works too!


  2. OK here is what I would do, I would use a scissor and cut the strings holding the balloons on his back, THEN I would find a deep sided, slick, wading pool and put him in there with a bit of water, go visit him now and then feed him turtle food. He is stuck with t hose short stumpy legs and can’t get out, you are free of him flying around, doing who knows what in your house. Just a thought, Dennis.


  3. Ah yes. Bugs bunny to the rescue. Molly and Faline agree.

  4. Bugs should be a good consultant to have around for this turtle problem…. What are his suggestions?

  5. Can’t wait to find out how this ends. Bugs? Yep, it should be good.

  6. I’m voting for a spitball gun to pop those balloons one by one. Just remember, Dennis, anytime that rabbit appears, you end up in a jail cell!


  7. If the turtle thinks the mask will come alive, he’s probably Indonesian. Just feed him a big meal and he’ll be happy!

  8. A pair of scissors would settle that turtle, but we don’t have thumbs… Maggie the Vizsla

  9. One word Dennis – Turtle Soup
    Err. 2, that’s 2 words

  10. I’m with everyone else Dennis – pop those balloons!

  11. Watch out for those turtle’s Dennis. They bite hard!

  12. Cosmo says just dig a hole and bury the darn thing. ok?

  13. I think everyone should have a floating turtle, I think it adds to the room. :+) I really like the cover of your new book by the way, very cool!

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