to the harb … wayt ware ar we???

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay it has ben verry chilly and rainee heer laytly and so we hav not gottin to go to the harbor in a wile but on satterday mama and dada pakd me and trixie into the kar and we tuk a ride so i think it must be a harbor trip!!! i meen ware else wud we go!!! i am not shoor why we ar driving in the opposit direkshun frum the oshun but i am shoor it is just sum sort of misunderstanding!!!

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this is not the harbor!!! their ar trees evryware and no botes or seegulz!!!

hmm so it seems that sumwun has mayd a navigayshunal error and we hav ended up sumware wot is not the harbor hay trixie wot do yoo think???

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“Dennis, there’s some lovely rubbish here!”

hmm thank yoo trixie that wuz verry helpful hay heer is a sine i wunder wot it sez!!!

i am not positiv but i think this sez we can buy gwakkamoley heer

i am not positiv but i think this sez we can buy gwakkamoley heer

oh boy rantcho gwakkamoley!!! i hope dada brawt a fyoo dollers so he can perchus sum for me!!! onward trixie lets find sum gwakkamoley!!! hay wot is in those holes over their???

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they seem to hav a gofer problem heer no dowt the gofers ar attempting to steel the gwakkamoley!!!

hmm no gwakkamoley or gofers their lets keep going!!! hay heer ar sum stayrs up to a konkreet platform perhaps this is ware they hav their gwakkamoley stand lets go see!!!

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kleerly this is sum sort of jiant hot playt

hmm nope no gwakkamoley heer eether just a jiant hot playt in the grownd!!! witch meens we must hav wanderd into a batchelor apartment or posibly a dorm rum!!! oh wayt i bet this is the jiant hot playt ware they heet up there jiant vats of gwakkamoley!!!

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kan i pleez be reeleesd frum my stay before sumwun terns the jiant hot playt on???

"Something smells delicious."

“Something smells delicious.”

ha ha verry funny lets moov on frum the jiant hot playt shall we??? hay luk a tree maybe i kan pee on it!!!

this tree is bolted to the grownd presumably to protekt it frum erthkwayks!!!

this tree is bolted to the grownd presumably to protekt it frum erthkwayks!!!

hmm i hav never met a tree before wot wuz bolted to the grownd perhaps i wil giv this wun a miss oh luk i see water in the distanse!!!

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this must be the harbor after all!!! becuz evrywun nos the only serfuss water in sandy eggo is in the oshun!!! lets go to the harbor trixie!!!

the harbor is lukking rather fowl today ha ha ha ha ha

the harbor is lukking rather fowl today ha ha ha ha ha

hmm their seems to be an unyoozhual konsentrayshun of waterfowl in the harbor tooday!!! and an unyoozhual pawsitty of botes!!! cud it be that the waterfowl sank all the botes so they cud hav all the water to themselvs??? i think it cud!!! trixie wot do yoo think???

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“Duck. Duck. Goose.”

yes thank yoo trixie a gaym of duck duck goose wud be luvly but first we need to solv the mistry of the missing botes!!! let us eksplore ferther this misteeryusly misteeryus boteless harbor!!! ah ha!!! luk at this spot ware the weeds alongside the harbor wer all flattend!!!

kleerly sum sort of jiant monster kaym ashore heer and flattend all the weeds

kleerly sum sort of jiant monster kaym ashore heer and flattend all the weeds

kleerly sum sort of jiant monster has kome ashore heer skattering the botes before it like toys!!! in fakt i bet the jiant hot playt is were the monster warms up its jiant pot of ramen noodels!!! witch i am pritty shoor is wot all jiant monsters eet!!! trixie wot do yoo think???

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“Dennis, there’s some more lovely rubbish over here.”

trixie!!! fokus!!! we need to run away!!!

wow trixie yoo and dada just bayrly got away in time!!! come on me and mama fownd a way owt of heer wot wil tayk us away frum the sinister non harbor wense the jiant monster emerdjd!!!

this way to eskayp frum monsters!!!

this way to eskayp frum monsters!!!

hay wayt wot is this a woodin bridj??? over more surfiss water??? i thawt we wer in kalifornya!!! wot is this with the trees and the open spayses and the surfiss water??? and ware is the gwakkamoley i wuz promissd???

i wood say this wuz a bordwawk but we ar not at the beetch

i wood say this wuz a bordwawk but we ar not at the beetch

trixie do not be afrayd!!! the bridj appeerz to be sturdy and i did not see enny trolls underneeth it!!! yoo shud be aybel to kross it sayfly!!!

wel now that we ar akross the bridj we appeerd to hav ended up in sumware wot kud not posibly be oshunside or indeed ennyware in sandy eggo i meen luk!!! their ar trees!!! and their is water!!! and their ar more trees!!!

this is not sandy eggo!!!  sha la la la la la!!!

this is not sandy eggo!!! sha la la la la!!!

trixie wot do yoo think???

"Look, Dada, orange rubbish."

“Look, Dada, orange rubbish.”

hay wow gud eye trixie that is indeed orandj rubbish!!! ok we wil tayk a breef rest brake wile dada rolls arownd in the orandj rubbish like a crazy persun ha ha ok thats enuf dada i wuz just kidding!!! dada!!! git up off the grownd!!! oh wot is that thing over their???

this appeerz to be a krashd witches brum perhaps it wuz shot down on halloween

this appeerz to be a krashd witches brum perhaps it wuz shot down on halloween

hay trixie come luk at this it is a krashd witches brum!!!

"I'm pretty sure this is an old palm frond, but whatever."

“I’m pretty sure this is an old palm frond, but whatever.”

i am shoor that the krashd witches broom is sumhow relayted to the jiant monster and the eekwally jiant hot playt i just hav not figgerd owt how yet!!! come on trixie lets git owt of heer!!!

how menny bridjes did they kram into this playse?!?!

how menny bridjes did they kram into this playse?!?!

uh oh it is another bridj!!! trixie let us gather owr kooradj for another jurnee over the water!!!

gathering kooradj!!!  gathering kooradj!!!

gathering kooradj!!! gathering kooradj!!!

ok heer goze nuthing!!!

whew that wuz the longest bridj krossing yet!!! trixie we mayd it!!!

i luv yoo trixie!!!

i luv yoo trixie!!!

and wot do we find on the other side???

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thats rite it is a sensitiv wildlife areea!!! so pleez trixie if yoo see sum wildlife heer do not poynt owt that they are funny lukking or ar an ugly kolor or that they liv in a swamp becuz they ar sensitiv and wil kry abowt it for weeks!!! oh hay luk its payvment!!! we hav emerdjd alive frum owr sojurn in the wilderness!!!

kan we bring this dumster home for tucker???  he wood reelly appresheeayt it!!!

kan we bring this dumster home for tucker??? he wood reelly appresheeayt it!!!

trixie yoo go on ahed i am going to try to figger owt how to git this dumster bak to the kar for tucker!!!

"Here comes Dennis, without the Dumpster.  Why am I not surprised?"

“Here comes Dennis, without the Dumpster. Why am I not surprised?”

wel it terns owt dumsters ar reely hevvy so i had to leev it beehind it wont fit in the kar ennyway ha ha speeking of the kar kan we go back their now pleez??? i do not think i kan handel enny more of this bizarr playse wot is not the harbor!!!

i think i kan see the kar frum heer!!!

i think i kan see the kar frum heer!!!

i luv yoo kar!!!!

i luv yoo kar!!!!

and so we eskaypd frum the strayndj playse wot had water but wuz not the harbor!!!  eeven tho it wuz verry weerd and i almost got cookd on a jiant hot playt and i did not git enny gwakkamoley i wood stil like to go bak becuz it smeld verry intresting and i stil think i can git that dumster into the kar if i work at it!!!  ok bye

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15 thoughts on “to the harb … wayt ware ar we???

  1. That was a very scary adventure, Dennis! Two bridges! We don’t like those things and refuse to walk over them, especially if they are bouncy! Glad to see you and Trixie made it out alive!

    Sam and Pippen

  2. Dennis that sounds like a scary walk with all those bridges. I don’t like them very much. Was Tucker home sleeping off a Christmas Party? Maggie the Vizsla who is still wearing the cone of shame.

  3. Dennis: Why do you think your parents took you and the beautiful Trixie to such a strange place? Did they buy you lunch on the way home as a gesture of forgiveness? I do hope so. But truly, I j ust think Dada got lost. I would be careful to bring along a compass the next time they take you and the beautiful Trixie in the car.

    Cheers,
    Stella

  4. Frankie Furter and Ernie says:

    HOLY GWALK A MOLEY Dennis you and Trixie Had an AMAZING jurnee… even tayking the jiant hawt playt into konciderrrayshun. Buddy We can KNOW tell you how much we have missed your advenchurs.. Of the errrrrrthlee kind. AND thiz wun waz grayt.
    Happee Nue Year tue YOU and YOUR Fab Famlee.
    Frum your Furends Frankie and Ernie.

  5. OMD Dennis! You and Trixie are SO brave!! A totally new walking place – and you survived!! It was very nice of you to think of Tucker on your walk. Happy New Year to all of you!!

    -Bart and Ruby

  6. Dennis, that is one cool adventure! I am totally impressed. Not only was a strange and interesting place, but you were so brave throughout the whole thing. I am wondering how you managed to get your dada over that bridge with the moving water and all. If you want to take the dumpster back next time, just hitch it to the back of the car! ;)

    Bunny

  7. Bridges, bridges everywhere and not a drop of gwakamoley. Or something like that. Dude, that was a totally weird place. All those fowl things, and wildlife needing therapists and whatnot. Very strange. I can’t imagine why your parents would take you to some place with a giant hot plate rather than the harbor. But who understands parents, huh? Certainly not us!

    Happy New Year!

    *kissey face*
    -Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

  8. Wow Dennis. That was quite the adventure your family took you and Trixie on. Looks like a fun place to explore, as long as you always remember to be nice to the sensitive wildlife. Sorry you didn’t get any guacamole though. How disappointing. Maybe next time….

  9. Definitely a strange adventure, Dennis. Always wise to check under bridges for trolls. With all those sensitive creatures, do you think you were somewhere in Hollywood?? Happy New Year!

  10. I was somewhat that the giant hotplate was actually a “Beam me up Scottie” platform & expected you to disappear. I am shocked & outraged that you got no guacamole. I think you have a definite case for court action against them for false advertising..

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