to the kiroprakter!!! and the room wot moovs!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel in addishun to his toe ishyooz tucker kontinyooz to reeseev his other hunnerd and seventeen treetments wot keep him spry and mobile inklooding his regyoolarly skedjoold visits to the kiropraktor home of the infamus room wot moovs!!! it has ben a wile sinse we chekd in on the room wot moovs i wunder wot it is up to theez days lets find owt!!!
wel first in order to visit the kiropraktor we hav to git in the kar and drive for a wile!!! witch we can do ennytime wunse dada gits in the kar!!!
aparentlee no wun informd dada that if wun tayks a pikcher thru a windo wot has the sun shining on it wun wil mostly tayk a pikcher of wunself!!! or that wun shud okayzhunaly wash the windos on wuns kar!!! or that wun kan ware a kolor shirt other then orandj!!! but i digress ha ha wel after mama reminded dada that we wer going to be layt if he didnt start driving the kar he started driving the kar and i proseeded to relaks and improov my dental hydjeen
mmm yummy nylabone keeps mister tuth dekay away!!! the astoot lissener may notiss a song playing on dadas ipod wot is abowt zombeez wich i am shoor surprises no wun!!! now yoo may be asking yorself self i see dennis in the bak seet but ware is tucker??? wel self that is an ekselent kwestchun i wunder wot the anser cud be!!!
thats rite tucker rides in the frunt seet on mamas lap!!! not that i am poynting owt that sumwun is playing fayvrits or ennything i am just an imparshal reporter!!! wel sumhow despite the zombee songs and the poynting a kamra in the bak seet and tuckers flying feet of doom impinging on the steering weel (okay i mayd that last part up) we stil manadjd to git to the kiropraktor before they klosed and we enterd the wunse dredded room wot moovs!!!
eeven mor startling then the fakt that i went rite into the room wot moovs may be the fakt that tucker ignord the garbadj can wot sits rite owt in frunt of it!!! however the can wuz empty having ben reesently kollekted so that eksplayns that ha ha ok so wunse we got to the offiss it wuz time to awayt tuckers adjustment!!!
the adjustment ensood and then it wuz time to hand over the green paypers!!! evry time tucker goze ennyware green paypers seem to chayndj hands funny how that wurks!!!
and then its bak to the room wot moovs!!! it moovs in too direkshuns it is like majik!!!
at the bottom of the room wot moovs we met sumwun in a weelchair hoo had a big black dog hoo wuznt verry frendly!!! they wer lukky the big black dog wuz their to protekt them frum tucker steeling there food if they had enny sinse tucker beeing a klever fello has long sinse reelized that peepul in weelchairs cant stand up to git there food owt of his reetch!!! ennyway after that it wuz bak in the kar for the trip home!!!
wots this dada??? a song wot is not abowt zombeez??? the 80s calld they want there sowndtrack bak!!! ha ha ha ha oh luk we hav not arrived at home after all we hav arrived at dexters deli!!! ware an old dog is on the lookowt for sumwun!!! hello old dog!!!
wel the old dog wuz a gud boy and just sat their looking arownd wile me and tucker hedded for dexters deli and a nice kold drink!!! hay tucker wot goes with drinks??? oh i no!!! treets!!!
hay tucker wot goes with treets??? more treets!!!
wel wunse tucker finishd nokking over the treet jar a fyoo times it wuz on to dexters deli and shopping!!!
unfortchoonatly with tuckers delikat gas … gastro … wel ennyway becuz of his tummy kondishun he kannot akchooally eet enny of that stuf rite now!!! but he gits to eet turkee and rice noodels and more turkee and bananas and more turkee so he duz all rite!!! ennyway dada loded up the kar with dog food and treets and wotnot and it wuz time to go home for joyus reeyoonyun with trixie hoo wuz left beehind to gard the howse!!! or posibly to sleep on the kowtch!!! saym diffrense!!!
eeven tho it is nice to go owt shopping its also nice to git home ware yoo can run arownd like a loonatik!!! ok bye
Posted on March 3, 2013, in Dogs, Vizslas and tagged adjustments, chiropractors, dexter's deli, dirty cars, Dogs, fire hydrants, nylabones, old dogs, orange, perfect way, scritti politti, self service, stuffies, the pretty reckless, treats, unwashed windows, Vizslas, zombie. Bookmark the permalink. 17 Comments.