a skolarly treetis on the importanse of treez!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay reesently wen i wuz going thru dadas emayls lukking for messadjes abowt unklaymd funds in afrikan bank akkownts and other valyooabul offerz i kaym akross this emayl frum a playse calld green gestures chek it owt!!!

One Blog, One Tree

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now obviusly this emayl must be referring to my blog on akkownt of dada is a notorius tree merderer wot with all his silly buks he rote wot ar printed on payper wot is mayd owt of ded trees!!! beesides hoo better to diskuss the importanse of trees then a dog??? so lets reevyoo all the ways wot treez benefit the wurld ok heer goze!!!

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now of korse trees hav menny menny yooses and funkshuns!!! and tucker has just menshund the most importent wun in my buk and that is for peeing on!!! but of korse trees ar not just for peeing on trees ar also for sniffing to see hoo else has peed on them!!! and ummmm i am shoor that trees hav other perpusses too let me just think abowt it for a minnit and i am shoor i wil remember them!!!

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oh rite thanks trixie!!! that is another perpuss of trees all rite they ar for konseeling the prezzense of eevil perpetraytors sutch as skwirrels!!!

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other things wot can offen be fownd in trees inklood froots and nuts and kites not to menshun boomslangs!!! accursed boomslangs i hayt them!!!

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so ummm lets see sum other things wot trees ar importent for mayking inklood toothpiks and pensils and yummy choo bloks for owr littel rodent frends like mowse and mr nibbles and of korse lets not forgit that trees ar gud for peeing on!!!

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hmm wow that chart kind of mayks my brayns hurt!!! too menny arrows!!!

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wel ennyway their yoo hav it all the reel reezons wot treez ar important plus sum nonsenss wot the mowse frum nimh mayd up!!! ok bye

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Posted on December 8, 2013, in Dogs, Publicity, Vizslas and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 16 Comments.

  1. Did Spicoli get the squirrel AND the Stella/Chewy’s patty to eat? That guy just doesn’t waste any time, does he? So whats the deal, Dennis gonna sign up for the tree in the letter or hold out for an African fortune?

    Cheers,

    Stella, and Zkhat

  2. Oh goodness!

    Monty and Harlow

  3. Dennis,

    We have to say thank you! We always learn something important from your scholarly treatises! Today we learned that it’s not okay to pee on tables… that’s something no other dawg is willing to talk about!

    Thanks again, Dude!

    Sam and Pippen

  4. Hey, festive Trixie, don’t know how you do it. I hear “serenity now” all the time around here but I have no idea why! Thanks for the lesson. Mowse forgot one of the most important jobs for trees: they house BIRDS!!! (BTW, how do all those wild critters keep getting into your house?)

  5. Trees are good! They make fun times to run around and tangle up the leash and make mom act funny and dance. the spirit of Maggie the Vizsla. (don’t tell her I did now how to get untangled, but that wasn’t as much fun)

  6. Frankie and Ernie

    Hey Dennis… It us US… Frankie and Ernie…
    We love this Skholorly TreatsfurUS on the impawtense of Treez. We Love it all… except fur that NUTTY Go With the FLOW chart thingy. THAT had our Eyes all tangled up.
    You know if Trees were not INVENTED fur us Guy Dawgs… to PEE on… they wouldn’t be covered in… BARK. Right???
    Okay, Bye.

  7. Hilarious and brilliant as always!! Trixie is decked out for the Holidays!!

  8. Oh, we never thought about trees being important or for anything other than peeing on or dropping pecans into our pen. Thanks for the info.

  9. Mom thinks maybe an indoor tree might not be too bad of an idea, since Lightning still thinks a chair is a fine imitation,

    Woos – Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

  10. Dennis, we always learn So Much from your skolarly treetises. We’re not entirely sure about that mouse with all his charts and whatnot – that part seems a little questionable, but you and Tucker raise some Very Good points. Trixie, have you considered a vacation someplace a little less chaotic – like a war zone? Or maybe you could send the boys to Hawaii and you could stay home and enjoy the peace and quiet…

    *kissey face*
    -Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

  11. EvFURRY tree needs a khat on top…just sayin’

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra

  12. Wow….Dennis, I mean wow…so much information. I think I need to take a nap to process all the information you have presented!

    Smileys!
    Dory

  13. Great list of reasons why trees are so important. And hey, Trixie, don’t knock it till you try it. Our female “boss dog” Leah backs up to trees and sprays them too. She’s a bit of a “tom-dog” though. Might not be your style. ;-)

  14. Shoot an email??? That seems awfully violent Dennis & your Dada would probably get 15 – 20 years in the joint for email murder. Please check your house for guns & lock them in a secure cupboard as soon as possible. Your Dada’s future depends on it!!!
    The mouse is right without trees we would all die. No tree to pee on would mean a fatal bladder burst which would make us dead

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  16. Pawsum “TREE-teeze” on treez Dennis…ya iz a bery smart poochie….
    Me lubz treez so da birdz has sumwhere to sit n look down on me n also give me n Mum shade…treez are da best!!!
    Lub Nylablue xx

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