hello nice reederz this is dennis the vizsla dog dada sed my site had ben seprat from his riting site long enuf so i could rite my own story abowt me and my frends so ok heer goze

my name is dennis i am a reskew vizsla i was fownd wandring in a canyon with my two brudders eli and jack and my sister pumpkin i am reely a puppy probly not mor than 18 munths old but wen fownd i had bad manje and wuz very tired and sick so mama kept calling me old man and dada sed i wuz not old i wuz like dennis the con … const … well he wuz sum sort of pezent from a movie about sumbody named monty python who wuz looking for a holy grale i dont no what a grale is but if it had holz in it i dont no what yoo wood do with it ennyway the name dennis stuk so now thats me

wunse i started to feel better i started to tare up the howse a little bit and dada started riting about it and thats how dennis’s diry of destrukshun got started

wen i kame to live with mama and dada i had three new sisters and a brudder my brudder is tucker the other vizsla (hes canadian and i tink he overstayd his visa sumbudy with thums and who can tawk human shood call imigrashun on him) and my two sisters are trixie the mutt (only she duznt like to be calld a mutt she sez shes “cosmopoltan” whutevr that meens) and trouble the kitty my third sister was pooh bear the persian kitty but she went away not long after i got here mama sez thats why i came along becuz sumbudy sumware new pooh bear wood be leaving soon

well i gess thats it for now oh yeah dada wantd me to menshun that his author site can be fownd at www.jamesviscosi.com i dont no who jamesviscosi is i gess its sumbody dada noes ennyway if yoo get bord with me yoo can go visit him but hoo ar we kidding im so cute no one gets bord with me ok bye