Dennis's Diary of Destruction

Featuring Dennis the Rescue Vizsla, Tucker the Other Vizsla, The Beautiful Trixie, and Trouble the Kitty

About

hello nice reederz this is dennis the vizsla dog dada sed my site had ben seprat from his riting site long enuf so i could rite my own story abowt me and my frends so ok heer goze

my name is dennis i am a reskew vizsla i was fownd wandring in a canyon with my two brudders eli and jack and my sister pumpkin i am reely a puppy probly not mor than 18 munths old but wen fownd i had bad manje and wuz very tired and sick so mama kept calling me old man and dada sed i wuz not old i wuz like dennis the con … const … well he wuz sum sort of pezent from a movie about sumbody named monty python who wuz looking for a holy grale i dont no what a grale is but if it had holz in it i dont no what yoo wood do with it ennyway the name dennis stuk so now thats me

wunse i started to feel better i started to tare up the howse a little bit and dada started riting about it and thats how dennis’s diry of destrukshun got started

wen i kame to live with mama and dada i had three new sisters and a brudder my brudder is tucker the other vizsla (hes canadian and i tink he overstayd his visa sumbudy with thums and who can tawk human shood call imigrashun on him) and my two sisters are trixie the mutt (only she duznt like to be calld a mutt she sez shes “cosmopoltan” whutevr that meens) and trouble the kitty my third sister was pooh bear the persian kitty but she went away not long after i got here mama sez thats why i came along becuz sumbudy sumware new pooh bear wood be leaving soon

well i gess thats it for now oh yeah dada wantd me to menshun that his author site can be fownd at www.jamesviscosi.com i dont no who jamesviscosi is i gess its sumbody dada noes ennyway if yoo get bord with me yoo can go visit him but hoo ar we kidding im so cute no one gets bord with me ok bye

13 Responses to “About”

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  2. ? said

    no wonder the spelling is so bad, viszlas aren’t exactly the brightest light bulbs in the tanning bed…

    Dennis says: yoo spelld vizsla rong ha ha ok bye

  3. Tony said

    How could we ever get bored with you Dennis???

  4. adorkablegrrl said

    Oh Dennis, I <3 you – you always make me smile big people smiles.
    xo,
    Adorkable Grrl

  5. Saba Spice said

    You Vizsla friends need to check this out!
    http://www.ridewithyourdog.ning.com

    talk about fun with your dog! dog bike leash central!

    check it out..

  6. Awww, fun fun Dennis you hound of destruction! Am so delighted your paws wandered into my hmmble abode and left tracks to your abode for all the FUN! Awwwwww laughter is so good for the soul.

  7. Love the top picture, but where is Tucker or Dennis?

  8. Missy said

    I was a mistake and got dumped when I was a puppy…I like your website!

  9. Lynn said

    hey you, enjoying your comments on my site was wondering if you would consider signing my guestbook at some point. wednesday’s i usually feature new guestbook signers and i am putting together that post now. if you don’t make it today maybe you’ll sign it by the next weeks posting. have a great week you sexy fedora wearing canine!

  10. Haha~ I totally love your blog header. :D

  11. AnnAViktoria said

    Hi Dearest Dennis,
    I came across your site by accident, and I am pretty amazed at Your story – and that there are Vizslas living so far away (I live in Hungary, and Your breed comes from this country)
    I have a small-but-great dog named Pocok – pronounce like Potsok -, who is now 12 but extremely lively and frolic, and also a foundling. He sends his best regards and wishes a long and happy life for You and Your Family :)
    LOVE,
    AnnAViktoria

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