Category Archives: animals
Wordless Wednesday: Ding Dong
(Picked up at Christmas in July at Old Mission Montessori School; crafted by Cicada Ceramics.)
we interrupt wurdless wensday to bring yoo a speshul messadj frum mama!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i no that yoozhually on wensday i post sumthing wot duznt hav enny wurds in it however this week mama askd me to post this notiss as it affekts all my dog frends heer in kalifornya espeshly my dog frends wot hav medical kondishuns like tucker duz!!! so tayk it away mama!!!
We Interrupt Wordless Wednesday To Bring You The Saga Of The Possibly Rabid Skunk Part Deux
As you may recall, on Sunday we had about a two-hour daylight visit from a skunk that was mostly just lying there like a lump, but that occasionally stirred itself to stumble around a bit. By the time we got someone to come out to collect it — or more accurately, to explain that he was not under contract to collect it — it had disappeared. Monday we had torrential rain and howling wind all day, and the skunk did not put in a reappearance. Yesterday it turned up again. To quote Monty Python, “I’ll tell you what’s wrong with it — it’s dead, that’s what’s wrong with it.”
We Interrupt The Sunday Awards And Meme Show To Bring You The Saga Of The Possibly Rabid Skunk
So this morning, we woke up to find this guy on the hill behind our house:
evrybuddy luvs a parayd!!! eksept me!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay as i menshund the other day i got to go see a parayd downtown yesterday and by got to go see i meen wuz forsd to go see check it owt!!!
dennis to the reskyew!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i hav ben watching with dismay as the hyooman guvernmints struggel with this socalld swine floo it has bekum obvius that they ar unaybel to deel with it effektivly and so sensing a bizness opportoonity i hav borrowd all of dadas credit cards and thats rite i hav reaktivayted the dennises pig powders faktory to deel with this krisis!!!
carnadj at the wild animal park!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel mama and dada and there gests went to the sandy eggo wild animal park today and let me tel yoo they wer lukky to git owt in wun peese check it owt!!!
inkontrovertabul pruf!!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay so wile dada wuz owt galivanting arownd sandy eggo with his hyooman frends frum the mithical land of noo york yorez trooly dennis the vizsla dog wuz hard at wurk gathering evidense in the bak yard to proov that despite wot sum hav sed and despite my own coersd confeshuns it wuz in fakt the gofer wot destroyd the furnitcher in the howse and not me and now i hav pruf!!!! check it owt:
god bless us evry wun (even tucker)
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay this weekend we got to go sumware speshul it wuz the blessing of the animals at the mishun this wuz performd by the franciscan friars on the grownds of the skool ware mama wurks and as yoo can see i wuz verry eksited to be their:
