dadas draggin buk is owt

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay dada has askd me to tell yoo that his draggin buk is owt now at lulu and it shood be at the other buk sites sum time this summer i am not shoor what this buk is abowt but sinse its a draggin buk it is probly the story of a driver at a traktor pull hoo overkums grate odds to win or it mite be abowt dogs hoo hav to pull a sled thru the snow or maybe its abowt sumbuddy hoo cant get owt of bed in the morning hmm i am pretty shoor it is the traktor pull wun tho

hang on it luks like dada is trying to tell me sumthing … uh huh … uh huh … oh its a dragon buk thats sumthing kumpleetly diffrent jeez dada why didnt yoo say that in the furst place onestly i dont no how yoo ekspekt me to do publisity for yoo wen yoo dont giv me the korrekt informashun well ennyway i still think it mite be abowt a traktor pull no matter wot dada sez ok bye

I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY BUT IT WASN’T MY FAULT

HELLO SERVANTS, THIS IS TROUBLE THE KITTY. WE HERE AT DENNIS’S PIG POWDERS ARE EVER SO THRILLED TO SEE THAT OUR BELOVED FOUNDER AND HIS BRAVE CREW HAVE SURFACED IN, EVIDENTLY, COASTAL SWEDEN. I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THE GOFER BROKE WAS LAUNCHED AND WHY IT’S NOT REALLY MY FAULT THAT THE SHIP WAS LOST UNDERGROUND FOR NEARLY A WEEK.

dadas scarry vampire buk is owt

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog becuz i am mor popyoolr then he is dada askd me to let evrybuddy no that his scarry vampire buk is owt now and his next buk will be coming owt in a fyoo weeks that wun is not scarry it is a fantasi buk abowt a dragon i think a dragon wood make a gud flying toy eksept it breeths fire wich mite be paynful ennyway dada sez if yoo dont like scarry buks ware bad things happn yoo shoodnt reed the vampire buk but yoo mite like the dragon wun i cant turn pajes becuz i dont hav thums so i gess i wont be reeding eyther wun i mite choo them up tho ok bye

Vizsla Rescue Foster Homes Needed

So yesterday we got a note from California Vizsla Rescue that there are currently 14(!) vizslas here in southern California that are in need of foster homes and/or adoption; evidently Thanksgiving and Christmas are prime dog-dumping season.  We have our hands full with Dennis at the moment (as you may have noticed) so we can’t really take on a foster right now.  If anyone reading this is in California or even Nevada or Arizona and is in a position to take on a dog as a foster or adoptee, please visit the VCNC web site to get in touch with the vizsla rescue group.

I promise, not all foster dogs will wreck your house like Dennis.  But if they do, at least you can blog about it.