dadas draggin buk is owt

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay dada has askd me to tell yoo that his draggin buk is owt now at lulu and it shood be at the other buk sites sum time this summer i am not shoor what this buk is abowt but sinse its a draggin buk it is probly the story of a driver at a traktor pull hoo overkums grate odds to win or it mite be abowt dogs hoo hav to pull a sled thru the snow or maybe its abowt sumbuddy hoo cant get owt of bed in the morning hmm i am pretty shoor it is the traktor pull wun tho

hang on it luks like dada is trying to tell me sumthing … uh huh … uh huh … oh its a dragon buk thats sumthing kumpleetly diffrent jeez dada why didnt yoo say that in the furst place onestly i dont no how yoo ekspekt me to do publisity for yoo wen yoo dont giv me the korrekt informashun well ennyway i still think it mite be abowt a traktor pull no matter wot dada sez ok bye

dadas scarry vampire buk is owt

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog becuz i am mor popyoolr then he is dada askd me to let evrybuddy no that his scarry vampire buk is owt now and his next buk will be coming owt in a fyoo weeks that wun is not scarry it is a fantasi buk abowt a dragon i think a dragon wood make a gud flying toy eksept it breeths fire wich mite be paynful ennyway dada sez if yoo dont like scarry buks ware bad things happn yoo shoodnt reed the vampire buk but yoo mite like the dragon wun i cant turn pajes becuz i dont hav thums so i gess i wont be reeding eyther wun i mite choo them up tho ok bye