Mama And Dada Went To The Catalina Island Swing Dance Festival This Weekend And All I Got Was Revenge

ma-roo-roo-rooooooned!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i seem to be stranded on a desert iland with just me myself and i and that weerd seegull wot talks a lot!!! i am putting this messadj in a bottel in the hope that sumday sumwun wil find it and discuver wot happend to me!!!

Dennis Livingston Vizsla

carnadj at the wild animal park!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel mama and dada and there gests went to the sandy eggo wild animal park today and let me tel yoo they wer lukky to git owt in wun peese check it owt!!!

aint no mowntin hi enuf

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay recently my gud frend amanda showd pikchers of her visit to mownt evans in the mithical land of colorado and i rememberd heering that dada and his brother had visited this spot wen they were just puppeez in the aynchent lost decade of the seventeez wen they didnt hav enny internets or dijital pikchers ennyway i manajd to track down fotografik evidense of this visit by contacting the top secret sowrse wot gayv me such other aynchent fotografs like this wun so now i present to yoo scanned thirty yeer old slides: