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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay yes it is wunse agin time for the sun day awards and meem show!!!  and i am verry hopeful that this week we wil finaly be gitting a noo theem song as i hav invited the faymus minstrel yusuf islam to come and rite a song for me this time!!!

oh this sownds promissing!!! ok lets begin!!!

wel now this week we only hav wun award and as yoo may hav notisd i hav ben saying sun day insted of sunday that is becuz this weeks award is the ra award from the purple hatter and ra of korse is the sun god of the mithical land of aynchent eejypt!!! and he is also a faymus for having a staf wot shows ware the arc of the kovenant is berreed!!!

now this is a verry verry dramatik award on akkownt of it is kursd chek owt wot the purple hatter sez abowt it!!!

I HAVE PICKED ELEVEN PEOPLE FOR THIS AWARD TO BE RECEIVED THIS NUMBER HAS A MEANING OF THE 11 DIFFERENT REALMS IN WHICH SURROUNDS THIS EARTH. ELEVEN IS A POWERFUL NUMBER FOR IT IS THE NUMBER OF WISDOM. TAKE THIS AWARD WITH HONOR AND PASS IT ONTO 11 MORE OR A CURSE WILL FOLLOW YOUR BLOG FOREVER.

ok i am reddy to go kurse busting luk i hav my pith helmet on!!!

all rite this luks like the start of another grayt adventcher!!! i am totaly reddy to brayk this kurse!!! i — wot??? oh i hav just ben informd that the kurse has alreddy ben broken by sumwun else!!!

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THE CURSE HAS BEEN LIFTED BY OVERWHELMING POSITIVE ATTRIBUTES OF THOSE WHICH DECLINED THE AWARD.

BUT A NEW RULE HAS NOW BEEN FORTH COMING……

THE NEW RULE IS THE ONLY RULE IF YOU SO CHOSE TO TAKE THE AWARD….

RULE:  TO BE GOD LIKE IS TO BE POSITIVE IN YOUR DAILY WALK, WITH  THE SEVENTH DAY AS REST.FOR THE NUMBER 7 IS A LUCKY NUMBER AND ON THE SEVENTH DAY YOU MUST GIVE THIS AWARD TO ONE VERY SPECIAL PERSON THAT MUST PASS IT ON TO ANOTHER ON THE NEXT SEVENTH DAY.

wot??? i dont git to go kurse busting and i hav to wayt seven days before i can pass the award on???? that is like fortynine dog days!!!! oh oh oh oh the wayting reely is the hardest part!!!! but i can do it becuz i am dennis the vizsla dog and i no wen to hold em and i no wen to fold em and i no wen to wawk away and — oh sorry i almost got kountry their for a minnit!!! wel ennyway toon in nekst week to see hoo gits the kurse-free ra award and posibly also to lern the wareabowts of the arc of the kovenant is hiddin!!! ok mr yusuf hav yoo come up with a theem song for me yet???

After discovering that I have inadvertently changed history and transformed flyball from a dog sport into a human sport, I hurried back to the Doghouse of Justice so that I could return to ancient Rome and rectify the situation.  But evidently my commands to the Doghouse of Justice’s computers were misinterpreted yet again, and I have found myself taken to a different arena from the one I had intended to visit …

Instead of ancient Rome, I find myself in the far future, on a distant planet, where I am reunited with some old friends just before a bizarre gladiatorial contest is about to begin.

Even my unparalleled diplomatic skills will be useless in this situation — there can be no reconciliation between Kirk and his formidable opponent:

The battle begins. I cannot sit by and watch as Kirk is destroyed by this creature, but will my assistance be enough to allow him to prevail? At first it seems not!

The Gorn, too powerful to be overcome by physical strength, hurls us both to the ground, tangling us in a crude net of its own creation!

At the last moment, I manage to chew through the ropes and we narrowly escape being crushed by a huge rock held by the creature. We flee into the canyon, where we find some unexpected assistance:

Using only a ball-point pen, some staples, some glue, a chocolate bar, one of Kirk’s cans of body spray, and an abandoned Howitzer, MacGyver and Kirk cobble together a small yet effective piece of artillery that proves to be the turning point in the struggle against the Gorn!

At last, the Gorn lies defeated, and the crisis is averted. Yet Kirk cannot resist a small final dig at his vanquished opponent:

With the danger passed, Kirk and I beam aboard his ship, where Mr. Scott quickly determines why I have been having so much trouble with the Doghouse of Justice lately:

I hope that this repair will enable me to finally control the Doghouse of Justice properly and, perhaps, rectify the changes I have wrought in the time-space continuum. I have the utmost confidence in Mr. Scott, and, of course, I am Dennis the Vizsla, and I never give up.

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel it seems that after choaking down a kuple of snayls i now hav the ninja hedjhogs kompleetly foold!!! in fakt i wuz pikd to go on sum sort of top seekret verry important rayd with them!!! i can only imadjin wot sort of nefaryus items we mite be steeling!!! weppons??? nookular mateeryal??? hanna montanna rekords??? soon i wil find owt wot the first peese of there master plan is!!!

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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay in order to uncover the trooth abowt this ninja hedjhog konspeerasy and find owt if dada is reely a ninja hedjhog sleeper aydjent i hav deesided to go undercover amongst the ninja hedjhogs disgized as wun of there own chek it owt!!!

with this impenetrabul mask on i wil finaly be abel to lern all the seekrets of the ninja hedjhogs!!! wish me lukk and dont tel ennybuddy ok???? thanks ok bye

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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay it is time wunse agin for the sunday awards and meem show!!!  now i no i promissd a noo theem song but unfortchoonatly i had to fire burt bockarock last week on akkownt of trouble the kitty liked him too mutch however i hav brawt in a noo minstrel to kompoze a theem song for me pleez welkum al stewart!!!

ok wel the first thing i want to menshun is that my gud frend pink daisys halloween kostoom contest is over so congratchoolayshuns to all the winners!!! i wuz of korse judjing the skarriest kostooms yoo can reed all abowt it at daisys blog!!!

ok on to the awards first wuz the midweek award frum the talented purple hatter!!! unfortchoonatly i didnt manadj to find and comment on a noo blog this week as per the roolz but their is stil time for sum nice reeder to do so if yoo post abowt it by the end of the day today!!! sorry purple hatter i dropd the bal on that wun ha ha no seeryusly i dropd my bal has ennywun seen it???

ok nekst is the ghost dog award also frum the purple hatter!!!

the purple hatter wuz hoping that the skarry thunder and litening wood keep the smurfs away and so far so gud i hav not seen a smurf sinse last week wen tucker dunkd smurfette in the green been kasserole but not before she disembowld all the care bares it wuz verry verry sad

okay and finaly the purple hatter comes thru agin with the owtside the boks award!!!

for this award we must find wun blog wot thinks owtside the boks and giv them this award i wood like to giv it to my noo frend ottobiography wot is the story of a turnip and his cat!!! no reely i am not insulting a persun by calling him a turnip otto reely is a turnip!!! ennyway go and check otto owt i do not think you wil be disappoynted and yoo wil definitly find him to be owtside the boks!!!

ok lets chek in with al stewart and see if he has got that theem song reddy yet!!!