but hmm my fyootcher self apeerz to hav dun a poor job of parking the delorean hmmmmmm

wot we hav heer is a kontinyooum konundrum ha ha

not too menshun a sort of blaym gaym going on between me and my fyootcher self my fyootcher self is aparently unaybel to aksept responsibility for his mistayks!!! sheesh he cud tayk a fyoo lessuns in akkowntabilitee frum me!!!

but wayt!!! all is not lost!!! we stil hav the flux capacitor!!! all we need is a vehikul and i think i no ware i can git wun!!!

thats rite the kwest to sayv the erth is bak on!!! go me!!! ok bye

as yoo can kleerly see frum this pikcher in the yeer twenny twelv the himalayan mowntins wil be overrun by ninja hedjhog frogmen!!! oh and also by jiant wayvs!!! now in the dokyoomentry the apokalips is averted by nun other then lloyd dobler!!!

after traveling by trains plains and automobiles to git to diane courts howse lloyd dobler beats the apokalips into submishun with the power of peeter gabriel way to go lloyd!!!

fireballz frum spayse ar no match for the power of aties pop myoozik!!!

wel now unfortchoonatly in reel life we wil need more then the power of peeter gabriel to stop the apokalips frum happening in the yeer twenny twelv espeshly now that it akchooally *IS* the yeer twenny twelv and it is too layt to avoyd the twenny twelv apokalips by for instanse skipping twenny twelv and going strait to twenny thirteen!!! now yoo may be wundring wot is going to kawz the apokolips and i hav it on gud awthority frum reeding stuf on the innerwebs that the ishyoo is that the blak hole in the senter of the milkee way is going to absorb a lot of gas at the end of the yeer and bayth the erth with raydeeashun!!! oh noes we ar all going to git fried!!!

wel eksept for spicoli he is all set with his dark glasses but the rest of us ar all going to git fried!!! now yoo may be wundring ware all of this eksess gas wot is being pulld into the black hole is coming frum i am shoor that the sientists and astrologers and wotnot ar hard at wurk trying to figger that owt but i alreddy no the anser chek it owt:

so kleerly it is up to me to sayv the wurld frum beeing destroyd by tuckers flatchoolense!!! altho to be onnest if yoo wer in the saym rum with him yoo mite be wishing the wurld wood end ha ha but seeryusly it is up to me!!! fortchoonatly i hav wun of the finest sientifik minds in the animal wurld at my dispozal i am of korse tawking abowt the mowse frum nimh!!!

and i hav trouble the kittys old laboratory ware she yoozd to konkokt her crazy skeems to tayk over the wurld!!! shoorly their wil be sumthing in heer wot i can yooze to sayv the wurld insted!!!

ennyway do not looz hope nice reederz becuz dennis the vizsla dog is on the job to stop the apokolips!!! and as yoo may remember i never giv up!!! ok bye

as yoo can see we had a wild old time!!!

i mayd a noo yeerz rezolooshun wot abowt evrywun else???

i gess owr littel mowse frend duznt beleev in bettring himself thru the rezolooshun prosess ha ha

oh the ball has dropd!!! i think that meenz it is twenny twelv now!!!

happee noo yeer to all of yoo my nice reederz!!! tucker is avaylabul to assist yoo with wotever food relayted rezolooshuns yoo mite hav mayd!!! ok bye

now sum may be skeptikal of my noo frendship with sandy klawz but to them i say stop beeing so sinnikal!!! hav sum krismas speerit!!! otherwize yoo mite end up on the nawty list and beleev yoo me it is hard to git off it!!!

now it is just abowt time to open the prezzent!!!

hmm it has stopd tikking!!! time to unrap it!!!

oh boy oh boy oh boy what is inside???

duznt evrywun pee on there prezzents???

aaaiiiieeeeee ninja hedjhogs!!! dont they ever tayk a day off???

rottin ninja hedjhogs!!! if only i had the ninja hedjhog repellent wot i askd santa for then they wood be sorry!!!

i just no their wuz sumthing reely gud in that prezzent and those hedjhogs stole it!!! they ar so going to be on the nawty list nekst yeer!!!

oh wel at leest we stil hav that yummy ham wot tucker is librating frum the oven!!!

mary krismas evrybuddy!!! dog bless us evry wun!!! ok bye

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