hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as yoo may or may not no i offen intersept dadas mayl luking for enny valyoobal offers for free treets or dog fud wot he may not hav seen wel this week i intersepted a letter frum a vet wot i went to wunse upon a time and wel yoo can imadjin my serprize wen i saw this:

denise??!?!?  wot hav theez guyz got pland for me???  wot is there ideea of a compleat fizzical eksam???

aiiieeee!!!!! isnt it bad enuf wot they did to me at that other vetnameez playse wen i thawt i wuz gitting noodels now they want to finish the job???  wel i can ashoor yoo that this is wun letter that dada wil never see!!!  ok bye

The wave of foreclosures continues to overwhelm animal rescue resources.  From the vizsla rescue mailing list:

Here is what we have coming in as of today:

12 year old male (found foster)

2 year old male

9 week old female puppy

In addition we still need a few more fosters for the litter that is at Peggy’s right now (4 female and 4 male puppies)

Please let me know if you can help with any of these!  We have never had so many dogs in rescue at one time. In addition to these, we already have four others currently in foster home.

We are getting desperate.

Thanks!

If anyone in southern California or in nearby states can help out with a foster or forever home for any of these dogs, please leave a comment and I will forward your contact information to the rescue coordinator.  For more information, visit Southern California Vizsla Rescue.

From the vizsla rescue list:

Subject: 7 year old female just placed with Iowa Rescue

“We just got a sweet little female… 7 years old and gets along with everything (except thunderstorms!) Wants to snuggle and go for walks… she seems like a sweetheart! Owner surrendered due to a move out of state… contact me for more information and a picture or two! Thanks! Leanne”

If anyone is interested in more information, please let me know via e-mail or leave a comment and I will put you in touch with Iowa vizsla rescue.

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay as i menshund the other day i got to go see a parayd downtown yesterday and by got to go see i meen wuz forsd to go see check it owt!!!

the parayd started rite in frunt of the fred astaire stoodyo wot mama and dada go to so they opend it up for evrywun to come and hang owt their and watch the parayd i hav ben to the stoodyo before but not wen their wuz so mutch aktivity going on and so i wuz a littel bit ummm ohhh wot is the wurd oh rite doobyus:

i hope i am not going to be ekspekted to do the samba

sum other peepul had brawt there dogs too for instanse the owner of the stoodyo brawt reaper the border collie hoo reminds me of my frend pickles wel eksept for the littel crown wot reaper wuz waring i hav never seen pickles waring a crown:

"This parade is for me, right?"

and wun of the other instruktors brawt her pit bull callie hoo reminds me of my frend princess:

"Ahhhh, sunny!"

as yoo can see pickles and callie wer both verry happy to be watching the parayd!!!! but me not so mutch

can we go home now????

and that wuz before the parayd started!!! wunse it got going things got even strayndjer for instanse their wer clowns on skaytbords aaaaiiiiieeeeeee clowns!!!!!

whew that wuz a close wun the clowns almost got me!!!!!! ****shudder**** ok wel then their wuz also the entire cast of the faymus dokyoomentry howse of flying daggers!!!!

fortchoonatly they did not throw enny daggers and as yoo can see they ar gud becuz there truk sez so:

no kung fu wuz observd in the visinity of this float

their wuz sum other intresting stuf in the parayd for instanse there wuz this littel tiny car wot is probly the fyootcher of transportayshun:

zero to sixty in ummmmm never

yes sum day evrywun wil be driving golf carts mayd up to luk like the klassik woody stayshun wagon!!! then their wer theez individyooals wot i gess wer the last representativs of an aynchent and powerful rayse of jiant frankfurter men:

i for wun welkum owr noo jiant frankfurter overlords and i meen that with all sinserity!!!!

oh no jiant frankfurter man luk owt behind yoo!!!!!

unfortchoonatly the jiant frankfurter man hedjemony wuz short livd indeed

oh how sad ok lets all tayk a moment to remember the last of the frankfurter men wot wuz eeten on hiway 101 by tucker the other vizsla dog on satterday ok mooving on it wuznt all crazy frankfurter men and the cast of howse of flying daggerz and clowns on skaytbords and littel men waring fezzes and driving arownd in yet more tiny cars hoo dont appeer in this post becuz mama didnt tayk pikchers of them but they reely do eksist onnest their wuz also a parayd of pets!!!!

go pets!!! go pets!!! go pets!!! ok so in addishun to all of this stuf their wuz also important kommyoonity servises represented like this bus wot wuz enkooradjing literasy and reeding and the inappropyiat yoose of the apostrofee for mayking plurals:

wen shud wun yooze apostrofee's??? wenever wun feel's like it i gess!!!

hmmm evidently the oshunside library is an internet cafe and moovee and myoozik rental fasility wot also contayns a buk or too my frend s le nos all abowt libraries maybe she can tel us more wel ennyway that is pretty mutch the end of the pikchers becuz then dada went up the street to get mama a ham sandwitch frum the 101 cafe of wich i got nun thank yoo verry mutch and dada got himself a choclat malted from the 101 cafe of wich i also got nun and at that poynt all pikcher tayking disiplin pretty mutch broke down for the remainder of the parayd and so i dont hav enny pikchers of the marines frum camp pendleton in there vehickels but oh yes the marines!!!!  thats rite that reminds me this parayd had sumthing to do with freedom and independense day and the united stayts i can tel becuz of this pikcher:

its a grand old flag its a .... yoozhually hi flying flag

so i gess that meens happy erly independense day evrybuddy!!! ok bye

pee ess: laska the lost husky dog wuz fownd late yesterday nite!!! see that is why never giv up is my motto!!! ok bye

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay a lot of my dog frends are posting viddyos today of them or there brothers or sisters howling as a tribyoot to all the sad things wot hav ben happening laytly to owr dog and kitty frends i dont hav enny viddyo of me or tucker or trixie howling becuz we ar not reely howlers the closest thing i cud find wuz this viddyo of tucker singing for his supper it kind of sownds like a cross between howling and whining so i gess that mayks it a whowl but ennyway it sownds kind of sad so maybe it wurks heer it is:

now on akkownt of all the challendjes and sad things wot ar going on with so menny of my frends i wood like to giv them sum enkooradjment so i mayd this littel award thing wot has my motto on it heer it is:

i am giving this to the frends wot i am howling for and i wil not attatch enny roolz to it eksept to say that if yoo no a dog or kitty or rat or person or wotever wot needs enkooradjment or help gitting thru a ruff spot feel free to giv it to them ok now heer goes the handing it owt part:

• the chronicle of woos hoo reesently sed gudbye to there princess dakota
• laska hoo wuz reskyood and then eskaypd and now is lost agin i dont think laska has a blog so i wil giv this to khyra on his behaff becuz khyras mom met him and has ben spredding the wurd abowt him
• pennycat who is feeling poorly after a bad reakshun to shots at the vetnameez playse
• jb’s small world hoo is very worreed for the sayfty of her bear
• dozer hooze pathetik fayse is mayd even more pathetik by his long rekuvry frum mayjor leg surdjery performd by ninja hedjhogs
• daisy the dog hoo is trying to avoid having to hav ninja hedjhog surdjery
• ludwig van pup hooze bunny frends hav been tayken away to the shelter by his old dada mayking his mama verry sad
• mochi hooz aunty ume has not been feeling wel and is wayting for definit nooz frum the vet

i hope i havent missd ennywun wot his having ruff times lately their has been so mutch sad going arownd i may hav lost trak wow this sunday awards and meem show is kind of sad i cant leev it like that ummmmm ok heer is a littel happy viddyo to help cheer evrywun up i hope!!!!

this viddyo is frum the fred astaire stoodyo ware i went yesterday with mama and dada to watch the freedum parayd wot went rite by in downtown oshunside i wil post more pikchers of the parayd this week!!!  ok bye

Sophie and I have been languishing in this dungeon for nearly a week, no food, the only water what little drips from the cracks in the ceiling. We have seen and heard nothing from our captor since he locked us in here; we have no idea if he was captured or killed attempting to execute his plan to destroy all the Burger Kings on earth. The lack of food is beginning to make us see and hear things that aren’t really there. Or are they?

At first we can scarcely believe our eyes when a police box materializes in the cell behind us; but it is definitely real and solid, and as we examine it, the door opens and we are invited inside by a strangely dressed man who seems oddly delighted to see us.

He appears to think we are people he knows, and immediately assumes an easily familiar attitude, especially toward Sophie. Things become even more bizarre when he abruptly changes his appearance without warning.

Ignoring Sophie’s protests, our mysterious rescuer pilots his unique craft to Britain and drops her off in what he thinks is South Croydon, apparently oblivious to the fact that the display on his control panel says that we are in Aberdeen. And then, rather than taking me back to the university, he sets a course for deep space!

Having already been to deep space once, I have no desire to go back, but there seems to be no arguing with my new companion.

Where are we going? What are we going to do when we get there? And who IS on first, anyway? These are all questions that will be answered in time; because I am Dennis the Vizsla, and I never give up.

After Dennis’s session with the animal communicator, it was Tucker’s turn. Compared to Dennis, Tucker is quite the chatterbox. What does he have to say? According to my wife: “He sounded a lot like he does on your blog.” Here’s the edited version:

Tucker Talks To The Animal Communicator

This audio is about 8 minutes long. Here are some highlights:

• 00:00 – “Why yes, I am handsome, thank you for noticing.”
• 00:05 – Tucker is “more social” than his brother
• 00:25 – Tucker has fish breath
• 00:40 – Tucker is still the boss no matter what Dennis says
• 01:15 – Tucker’s back hurts sometimes because “the baby” (Dennis) jumps on him
• 02:45 – Is Tucker catching a cold?
• 03:20 – Dennis hogs the bed
• 04:35 – Tucker likes food (ya think???)
• 05:35 – Tucker can’t figure out why Dennis is so busy all the time
• 05:45 – “Things sure were nice around here when it was just me and Trixie …”
• 06:00 – Dennis isn’t REALLY Tucker’s brother, in case you were wondering
• 06:45 – Tucker’s sense of smell isn’t as good as we think it is … but he never has any trouble finding food on the counter
• 06:54 – Tucker was here before Dennis, in case you were wondering about that, too
• 07:15 – Tucker wants more time with Mommy (like, 24 hours a day)
• 07:30 – Tucker says that Trixie wants more attention too — perhaps it could come out of Dennis’s allotment?
• 07:40 -
  

  Tucker:	“Dennis is a hog.”
  Animal Communicator (A.C.):	“No, he’s just scared.”
  Tucker:	“He’s stupid.”
  A.C.:	“No, honey, he’s scared.”
  Tucker:	“Stupid.”

My wife tells me that just after she stopped recording, Tucker announced “I’m through talking” and then wouldn’t communicate anymore.

Yeah, that sounds like Tucker, all right …