Dennis’s Diary of Destruction

Featuring the exploits of Dennis the Rescue Vizsla, Tucker the Other Vizsla, Trixie the mutt, and Trouble the cat

e for ekselent

Posted by jamesviscosi on April 9, 2008

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog i wood like to thank my frend behr rake for giving me this nice letter e it was luted from michael dells home at grate risk and ekspense to the teem of ninja hedjhogs involved they sufferd hevy losses eskaping with it from the mithical land of rownd rok texas and that is why the letter e for ekselens is so valyood by thoze who reseev it

the roolz for this letter e are that yoo must link bak to the nice reeder hoo gave it to yoo (dun) and yoo must giv it to ten more nice blogs that yoo reed otherwise the ninja hedjhogs may come in the nite and shred all the furnitcher in yore howse with there littel sords unforchunatly i am not shoor i no ten peepel hoo dont hav this letter e alreddy i will hav to luk and see hoo i can giv it to i no a kuple off the top of my hed so heer goze i will come bak and add more i am not shoor if evrywun likes to reseev and pass along the letter e so if not thats fine i still like your blogs ennyway ok bye

i wood like to give one letter e for ekselent to loki hoo barks a lot and hooze mama is deeling with him by herself wile his dada is on dep … depl … is oversees in the land of irak hope he comes bak soon ok

i wood like to give another letter e for ekselent to gina and tuffy tuffy is running for prezdent maybe ther mite be a pozishun for me in a tuffy administrashun im thinking secretery of meat

i wood also like to give a letter e for eskelent to amanda hoo takes reely neet pikchers of stuff and has a vizsla dog named zoe wich is the same name as tuckers vizsla mama altho its not the same dog or so im told

and lets not forget rio rocket hoo is also a vizsla dog in the mithical snowbound land of michigan hope spring comes soon rocket

goodbear is a good good bear hoo reminds me verry much of my sister trixie except for beeing a diffrent color and of korse a boy dog

and there is the wurlds cutest corgi checkers hay ther is a board game called checkers too i wunder if checkers the corgi nos how to play it

then theres buster b brown the sientific vizsla hooze dikshun is ekselent and hooze name is exponenshal

and the red girls in the mithical land of scotland they are across sumthing calld the pond i dont no what that meens ive seen the pond at the park and theres no red girls on the other side of it

there is swissy mouse hoo reskews dogs that are in even wurse shape than i wuz well dun swissy mouse most ekselent

and finally there is the urban mutt hoo i dont think is a mutt at all he shoor looks like a vizsla he livs in the mithical land of noo york wich is ware mama and dada clame to be from altho i notis they continyoo to liv heer in californya

hay luk thats ten i gess i no more peepel than i thawt ok bye

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my siks wurd memwar by dennis the vizsla dog

Posted by jamesviscosi on April 5, 2008

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog as yoo may no 4urpets tagd me to put up my siks wurd memwar i havnt ben heer in this howse with mama and dada all that long and i try not to think too much abowt whut happend to me befor i came heer but ennyway theeze are sum things to describe me ok bye

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7 fakts abowt me by dennis the vizsla dog

Posted by jamesviscosi on January 3, 2008

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog i got taggd by my frends at 4urpets so that meens im supposed to tell yoo seven fakts yoo dont know abowt me so heer goes ok

one i am afrayd of kitchen noises and bark at dada wen he is cooking or emptying the dishwasher or putting pots and pans away i dont know why but i just kant help it and ennyway hes reely noizy when hes in there

too i like to go owtside and sit behind the shiff … shiffl … the big leefy tree arownd by the bak corner of the howse but there are beez there now and mama wont let me go neer them i dont know why i cant play with those beez when i play with the ones i got for krismas

three it reely was me hoo tore up the chase lounj dont tell ennybody ok?

for i have scars all over most from before i kame to my new howse but one on my noze i got when i busted out of the metal krate

five my feet look like they belong on a rabbit

six mama and dada sumtimes call me “abe frohman the sausage king of chicago” for reezons i dont reely understand

seven i dont like to go owt in the car unless my brudder tucker the other vizsla dog comes along with me otherwise im nervous

well those are sum fakts about me i have to go lik whats left of myself now ok bye

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