poor trouble

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog this is just a kwik note to let yoo no that trouble the kitty is bak at the vetnamese she hasnt been acting rite the last few days she let me sniff her agin which was fun but weerd the nice vetnamese lady did bludwurk on trouble and it turns owt her “bun” is high its not the kind of bun yoo can eet either and her cre … creat … “creatinine” has tripled since a kuple weeks ago she mite be dehidrated or she mite be having kidney problems so lets all hope sum flooids and laksative will help her feel better and come home agin she is cranky but i like her she smells like tuna

also i want to retrakt my comment about auntie beeing shifty she is akchooally the nice wun she stayd home with me today to play fetch and giv me a lap wile mama and dada wurk and grammy and grampy go to the mithical town of ramona to luk at sumthing calld “sterreo vyoos” at the antike stor i gess yoo luk thru speshal lenzes and see a pickhoor in 3d persunally id rather hav scratchandsniff “smelly-o vyoos” but maybe thats just me ennyway it turns out grammy and grampy are the shifty wuns they put me in my krate yesturday wen they went owt wile mama and dada wer gone i hope auntie stays a wile longer so i kan play with her insted of going in my krate sownds like a plan doesnt it ok bye

Mr. Green Feets

So here’s a shot of Dennis relaxing on the chaise lounge (pre-repair) after a long day of doing doggie things. The astute observer will notice that the bottoms of his feet are a lovely shade of green. Can you guess why? Take the quiz!

A) Dennis’s transformation from his alter ego, “The Incredible Hulk”, remains incomplete.
B) Dennis’s St. Patrick’s Day makeup hasn’t fully worn off yet
C) Dennis is a punk rocker
D) Dennis has worn himself out playing fetch on newly-mown grass in the back yard
E) Dennis is a leprechaun
F) Dennis is half alien (think Burt’s baby on Soap)
G) He’s been standing in Green Stuff
H) All of the above

a skolarly treetis on flying toyz

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog ther have ben sum roomers in the past that im a kuntry bumkin so to disproov them i hav ben wurking on an artikl abowt the flying toyz i like to chase this wil be a sientifikly sownd and wel resurchd peer-revyood artikl by wich i meen tucker and trixie will luk at it ok heer goze

i hav three (3) toyz that i like to chase in the bakyard heer they ar oh wate thats for toyz ok i have for (4) toyz i like to chase:

figger wun (1): all my sweet sweet toyz having a rest

my new favrit toy

i kud chase this all day long but mama and dada say i hav to rest wuns in a wile its supozd to be for the watr but i like it just fine in the bakyard

the sun got in my eyes on the first thro yeah thats the tiket