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fatima!!! but not the playse ware a mirakul happend!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel as i menshund the other day my eksperimental rocket powerd majik flying coaster tuk tucker and flew away over the pasific oshun and so i need to hire a boat to go find it and tucker too i gess if he is stil nearby wherever it landed but unfortchoonatly i am a bit short of cash wot with the ekspenses of starting up yet another bizness and plus with my distribyooshun problems i hav not ben able to ship a single coaster yet so ennyway that meens i need an infyoozhun of munny and yoo no wot that meens — african bankers!!!
git yore own desk!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel with the deteeryorayting ekonomik sitchooayshun i hav fownd myself in need of funds to reebild the doghowse of justiss and repayr the damadj wot the gofer broke sufferd wen trouble the kitty yoozd ot to reskew me and the other dogs from the dinosawrs and so i hav wunse agin turnd to the only forse powerful enuf to reskew the wurld from finanshul rooin thats rite its the african bankers!!!
is mrs sister mary williams a nun or wot???
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel becuz the doghowse of justiss has ben destroyd by a dinosawr i find myself in need of funds to rebild it or perhaps to go bak into the joorasik and retreev it before the dinosawr steps on it and also of korse now that i hav the gofer broke bak i hav to put together a new ekspedishun to find the undergrownd kingdum of the gofers unfortchoonatly in this tuff ekonomy it is hard to find ventcher kapitol and so i am wunse agin turning to those finanseers hoo hav so offen ayded ontroponoors such as myself yes of korse i am tawking abowt randum peepul frum afrika and the middel eest wot kontakt me owt of the bloo and want to giv me munny lets see what offers i hav wayting for me rite now!!!
git bak to ware yoo wunse belongd
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay luk i hav wun sum sort of british lottry gud timing eh??? after all i hav a lardj loan owt for all the wurk on the doghowse of justiss plus firefiting bills!!!!
deerest wun confidenshul
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel i hav herd that the ninja hedjhog army is closing in having erlier stoppd in the mowntin town of julian for pie on there way frum the desert it is going to tayk a lot of effort and munny to bild up owr defenses at the doghowse of justiss and so i hav wunse agin turnd to my frends the afrikan bankers in the hope of gitting sum ekstra funding for the skwirrel patrol
mr mark lusee or lusee mark or wotever
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel sinse my gold card has ben confiskayted i am bak to trying to get munny frum my gud frends the african bankers forchoonatly for me the air travel sistem over their seems to be verry unreliabul so their is no shortaj of ded bank customers with inactiv akkownts!!!!
master of my domayn
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot i just fownd owt that dada bawt me my own domayn it is http://www.dennisthevizsla.com but dont bother clicking on becuz it will just tayk yoo rite bak heer ennyway as i am shoor yoo no a domayn is a playse on the internets but wot yoo may not be aware of is that the hole domayn sistem got its naym frum a verry famus episode of the noted dokyoomentary televizhun seereez calld sinefeld wich wuz abowt a geometry professor (thats why he wuz calld “sinefeld”) and his colleegs in this partiklar episode uf wich i speek all the mane karakters got domayns and then had a contest to see hooze cud get the most traffic i dont want to spoyl it for yoo by telling yoo hoo wun but …
urjent respond
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel as yoo no so far nun of my bizness ventchers with the african bankerz hav wurked owt however this wun will be diffrent and i am shoor of this becuz the emayl wuz sent to me by a vizsla!!!
this is not a joke
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel the offurs kontinyoo to pore in and i wuz starting to think thoze african bankers dont reely hav enny munny at all to giv me but then i got this emayl and he sez kwite kleerly that this is not a joke so he must reely hav the munny rite??? rite???????
