intervyoo with the gofer part too

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wow its hard to find a ham sandwich heer in the mithical land of sweedin it seems like all they have is theez meetballs in weerd sawse and porridj and sinse the gofer insisted that tucker had to hav a ham sandwich befor it wood tawk i had to hav the staff at my pig powders bizness send us a ham sandwich by fedex it shood be heer soon so the gofer has agreed to anser owr kweschuns now as yoozhual tucker will translayt the gofers ansers and trixie will intimidayt him ok heer goze

intervyoo with the gofer part wun

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well as i menshund erlier tuffy sissy and jonesy cawt a gofer before we had to abandon the gofer broke undergrownd we are now reddy to begin the int … interr … begin asking this gofer sum kweschuns to find owt what he and his littel frends ar up i will ask the kweschuns and tucker the protocol dog will translate and trixie will stand by luking intimidayting ok heer goze

Dennis:	okay gofer what were yoo doing in those tunnels
Gopher:	kØaàT´@¬µŠ<?4AwÝ7Gpu
Tucker:	“Before we start, I think you should give the protocol dog a pig ear or possibly a ham sandwich.”
Trixie:	tucker, is that really what he said?
Tucker:	Yes, of course.
Trixie:	because i’m not sure i believe the gopher cares whether or not you get a ham sandwich.
Tucker:	Excuse me, I’m a professional protocol dog. I’ve been wearing this C3PO outfit for a week.
Gopher:	Nñ¡f[pšZ—·‰œWê /ÊI1Ûp]õ›ò
Tucker:	He says he won’t talk until I … that is, the protocol dog gets a sandwich.
Dennis:	ok fine sumbuddy get tucker a ham sandwich and well start ovur aftur he eets jeeperz gofer yoo ar a tuff negoshiator
Trixie:	(shakes head in disbelief) why do i even bother?

bork bork bork

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well the roomers are troo we are bak on the surfis of the erth thanks to b3’s wurk on the flux capacitor rio rocket wuz abel to get enuf power to the life pod to tunnel owr way back to the surfas we came owt on a rocky beech wuns abuv grownd tuffy the enjinner wuz abel to revers the effekts of the min … mini … the shrink ray yoozing the enjines in the life pod and sum parts taken from the flux capacitor and he restord us to full size i think maybe he made himself a littel bigger than he wuz orijinally but he ernd it

ANNOUNCEMENT

HELLO SERVANTS THIS IS TROUBLE THE KITTY. IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOME FEEL THAT WE HERE AT TROUBLE’S PIG POWD … UMMM, I MEAN, DENNIS’S PIG POWDERS ARE NOT DOING ALL WE CAN TO FIND THE GOFER BROKE AND ITS CREW AFTER THE TRAGIC AND UTTERLY RANDOM ACCIDENT THAT OCCURRED DURING THE COMPLETELY SABOTAGE-FREE LAUNCH OF THE SHIP. NOTHING COULD BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH. IN FACT, WE HERE AT TROUB … DENNIS’S PIG POWDERS HAVE PRINTED UP LITERALLY ALMOST A DOZEN FLIERS, WHICH WE ARE ROLLING UP AND STUFFING DOWN GOPHER HOLES THROUGHOUT THE VICINITY OF THE FRONT LAWN OF OUR HEADQUARTERS. WE ARE QUITE SURE THAT THESE FLIERS WILL ENSURE THE SAFE RETURN OF OUR BRAVE CREW.

HERE IS A COPY OF THE FLIER. FEEL FREE TO LOOK AT IT. OF COURSE OUR LAWYERS SAY THAT DUE TO DMCA RESTRICTIONS IT IS ILLEGAL TO DOWNLOAD, PRINT, PHOTOCOPY, OR OTHERWISE REPRODUCE THIS MATERIAL. HOWEVER WE WILL BE HAPPY TO SEND COPIES OF THE FLIER TO ANYONE WHO WOULD LIKE TO STUFF ONE DOWN A GOPHER HOLE. PLEASE SEND A SELF-ADDRESSED STAMPED ENVELOPE AND $100 PER COPY YOU WOULD LIKE (TO COVER PRINTING COSTS) TO MY ATTENTION AT TR … DENNIS’S PIG POWDERS HEADQUARTERS. OUR ADDRESS IS PRINTED ON THE BOTTOM OF EVERY CAN OF PIG POWDER WE SELL SO I’M SURE YOU HAVE IT ALREADY.

PURR PURR PURR.

ennybody owt there?

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog i hope this message gets thru from the gofer tunnels hunter thinks he has the radio wurking so i am transmitting this in hopes sumwun can heer it i am heer on the gofer broke with the rest of the kroo sumware undergrownd trouble the kitty sabotaged our compyooters so we ar not shoor ware we ar buster the sientific vizsla is wurking on fixing up the enjins so they get us to the mithical sitty of stokholm ware he hopes to get sumthing calld a noble prize if he gets us their he shoor deservs wun meenwile tuffy the enjineer has rooted owt all the viruses in the compyooter sistem and jonesy, tinky, and sissie have the drone owt looking for sines of gofer aktivity in the visinity nuthing yet tho just sum old nibbled weeds but ennyway thats not wot reely worriez me see the problem is we dont have enny extra yooniforms so the only wun for me to ware is a red wun and we all no wot happens to kroo members hoo ware red yooniforms

oh be kwiet yoo silly protocol dog

hay did ennybuddy happen to bring sum fabric dye along on this trip?

lawnch day

hello nice reederz and brave kroo members its dennis the vizsla dog today we are preparing to lawnch the good ship Gofer Broke but before we do heer are sum pikchoors to be released to media and nooz organizashuns hoo will no dowt be cuvering this historik event in there braking nooz and top stories

jurnee to the senter of the erth

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog now that my kroo is seeted and has sined there nondisklozure agreements and relees papers i am happy to annowns owr project wich is too test my theery that all the gofer holes in the wurld are connekted and ultimatly leed to the fabled undergrownd city of the gofer king deep beneath the surfas of the erth this will be a long and diffikult jurnee for my kroo and wun that i wood happy to make with them if i did not hav to run my pig powder bizness and spend a lot of time lying next to mama however i will be keeping a close aye on my kroo via dispatches from tucker and trixie and of korse the rest of the kroo will be filing dispatches with there respectiv byooros

kroo relees form

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog heer is the form that my kroo has to sine before beginning the jurnee to the senter of the erth it is a simpul form ritten by my loyer what i hired away from trouble the kitty i am putting it online so that other brave explorer tipes can resycle it for there own yoose ok heer goes