THIS IS MY REWARD FOR GETTING BETTER???

HELLO HUMAN SERVANTS.  THIS IS TROUBLE THE CAT.  I HAVE BEEN FEELING MUCH BETTER AFTER MY PROBLEM EARLIER THIS YEAR.  THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR KIND COMMENTS AND CONCERN.  IT IS ONLY WHAT I DESERVE AS A SUPERIOR CAT BEING.  PURR PURR PURR.

HOWEVER.

TODAY I SUFFERED THE INDIGNITY OF BEING STUFFED INTO A PLASTIC CRATE, HAULED OFF TO THE VET, POKED, PRODDED, AND DRUGGED.  WHEN I WOKE UP, THREE OF MY TEETH WERE GONE.  GRANTED, THOSE TEETH HURT WHEN I CHEWED AND ONE OF THEM WAS CRACKED, BUT THEY ARE MY TEETH AND YOU CAN’T HAVE THEM.  I WANT THEM BACK.

TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, SOMEONE TOOK PICTURES OF MY MOUTH WHILE I WAS UNCONSCIOUS!  IS THIS SOME SORT OF SICK JOKE?  WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?  JUST BECAUSE I AM A BIG CELEBRITY NOW DOES NOT MEAN I WILL TOLERATE BEING TREATED LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS.  PURR PURR PURR.

I AM PRETTY SURE THAT DENNIS IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS SOMEHOW.  HE WILL PAY.  OH YES, HE WILL PAY.

MEOW.

– TROUBLE

mr tuth dekay nevr takes a vakayshun

“You missed a spot.”

Note: This toothbrush has a head on each end, so you can play “tug” and brush your teeth at the same time.